NIGEL Farage has once again maintained his 25-year record of never winning a seat in the House of Commons in any by-election or general election.
THE BBC has apologised after accidentally showing an interview with a random member of the public who does not support Brexit.
THERESA May is hoping her final days in office will be enough time for one more of her trademark enormous fuck-ups.
POLITICIANS and other twats have demanded everyone has the utmost respect for D-Day while shamelessly using it for their own purposes.
PRESIDENT Trump has told media that Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage, Lord Haw-Haw and Jack the Ripper are all great guys who he could do a great deal with.
WHEN you’re the world’s most important leader, with the highest poll numbers, everyone wants you to visit their country. I have a very good relationship with the Queen of England.
MICHAEL Gove has confirmed that Boris Johnson is the most appalling liar.
IT’S easy to criticise lying, but it’s a vital part of Brexit. Here's six reasons why people shouldn’t get their knickers in a twist about a few blatant untruths.
LIKE a lot of renowned hard men, I have a sensitive side. And when I’m hurt, for example when I only win 2.2 per cent of the vote and lose five fucking grand, I have to know how to move on.
NIGEL Farage has announced that he has entered the race to lead the Conservative party.
A GREAT many unkind things have been said about me since my resignation on Friday. I have been called dishonest, ill-prepared, deluded and hopeless.
THE British public has welcomed the long overdue resignation of Theresa May and asked Jeremy Corbyn to hand his in next.