Politics

Irish border will be free of Popes, May assures DUP

POPE Francis of Rome will have no role in checking vehicles entering and leaving Northern Ireland, Theresa May has assured the DUP.

Five double acts that would make a better job of Brexit than Corbyn and May

JEREMY Corbyn meeting with Theresa May to discuss Brexit does not exactly fill sane people with confidence. So which other double acts could be put in charge?

Man watching BBC news as 'pure escapism' from Brexit

A MAN watches BBC news because it presents a calming, stress-free version of the actual ongoing catastrophe of Brexit.

I don't know who did you this deal but it's shit, says May

THE prime minister has advised Britain that whoever got them this Brexit deal ‘must have been a right cowboy’ and promised to get a better one.

The Remainer's guide to getting behind Brexit

ARE you a Remainer who’s been constantly told to ‘get behind’ Brexit for the last two years but has no idea what that means? Here’s how to do it.

Don't make me get my hands dirty you slags, says Queen

THE Queen has warned that if she has to step in and sort out this whole Brexit mess then Britain will bloody well know about it.

'Daddy, what's a f**kstick?': Your guide to Brexit profanities

‘SHOWER of twats’, ‘Mr Eurodick’, ‘useless beardy motherfucker’. Brexit has spawned a host of new profanities, but are you up-to-date with them all?

The Wetherspoons customer's guide to a no-deal Brexit

ARE you a pants-wetting Remoaner who’s worried about no-deal Brexit? Here Wetherspoons regular Normal Steele answers your questions at 10am with a pint.