A MOTHER has been left concerned after finding a copy of the Conservative manifesto hidden under her son's mattress.
APPARENTLY some moaning minnies are unhappy with my handling of the floods, but I say they just need to show a bit of pluck and spunk! Here is my advice.
BREXITERS are frequently criticised for being shouty and unreasonable, but – fair’s fair – Remainers can be obnoxious too. Here’s how.
THE Brexit party has agreed only to stand in seats where their candidacy will not affect the result in any way.
EVER wondered why Nigel Farage feels the need to keep inflicting his Brexit party nonsense on everyone? Here are some possible explanations.
THE Conservatives and Labour are locked in an escalating battle over spending. Who is promising you personally the most?
BRITISH citizens may have to learn to sit on the floor and lick their backsides with one leg in the air post-Brexit.
TOM Watson has quit as deputy Labour leader because he cannot stand that self-satisfied pr*ck Corbyn for another minute, he has confirmed.
THE election is underway, but are you too bloodyminded and ill-informed to vote sensibly? Check you’re not one of these people.
A NORTHERN man is undecided as to whether to back the most radically left-wing Labour party of his lifetime or a bunch of far-right hardcore racists.
IS your firm conviction that people on benefits should be ‘put down’, as Tory candidate Francesca O’Brien said, going over badly on the doorsteps? Try these ideas:
POLITICIANS love a good back and forth but sadly, a lot like a soap opera, they can't ever swear at each other. But what would it sound like if they could?