A 52-YEAR-OLD man his peeking out the window every 1o minutes to see if the riots have begun on his road.
JEREMY Corbyn has been told never to use the phrase ‘jog on’ again.
A BREXITER who hoped this morning would be his first in a free Britain has instead woken up to another day as a serf in a vassal state.
BORIS Johnson deserves the worst Christmas presents ever this year. Here are some suggestions.
NOBODY has a bloody clue what is going to happen in December’s election, and it’s pointless pretending otherwise. Here’s how you can.
BORIS Johnson is to centre his election campaign around his do-or-die promise that Britain will leave the EU on October 31st this year.
AN ECSTATIC Britain has thanked MPs for calling an early general election because it just cannot get enough of politicians on the news.
BORIS Johnson became prime minister on the back of a firm commitment to leave the EU on October 31st, which we won’t be. But it’s not his fault.
REMAIN voters have put forward the tentative theory that Brexit may not be working out because it is fundamentally flawed and pointless.
THE EU has granted Britain a third Brexit extension, this one for just three months. But a number of stringent conditions are attached.
ARE you the sort of person the BBC interviews in shopping precincts during the day for your banal opinions? Here moron Norman Steele gives his advice on voting in a December election.
I HAVE been a left-winger all my life. I vehemently oppose Brexit. But if Boris Johnson’s December 12th election cancels my six-year-old son’s nativity play, he has my full support.