Politics
Bankers are the only people we give a shit about, Davis tells EU
DAVID Davis has told the EU that he does not really give a shit about any British business except financial services.
'This is discrimination against twats', says Toby Young
TOBY Young has condemned a campaign against him as being a form of prejudice against twats.
No f**king way, says UK after Jeremy Hunt promoted
BRITONS are convinced there has been a terrible mistake after health minister Jeremy Hunt was promoted in the cabinet reshuffle.
May exercises power with sweeping changes to cabinet's lunchtime seating plan
THERESA May has flexed her political muscle by imposing a radical new lunchtime seating plan on her Cabinet.
I wouldn't change one thing about the past year, says Theresa May
THERESA May told colleagues she has had a wonderful 2017 and there is not one single thing she would do differently.
The Mash guide to Christmas with your favourite politicians
HAVE you ever wished you could spend Christmas with Diane Abbott, Iain Duncan Smith or better yet both?
May's last remaining ally is an imaginary rat called Bixby
THERESA May’s last remaining ally in cabinet is an imaginary rat called Bixby that wears a hat, she has confirmed.
Labour confirms Brexit strategy as pandering to shouty Northern bastards
LABOUR’S Brexit strategy mainly consists of not upsetting angry Northern men like the ones on Question Time, senior MPs have revealed.
- 'I'm still in control', says most ironic prime minister ever
- EU comforts May by reminding her it doesn’t give a shit
- Trump visit could actually be the thing that stops us all hating each other, agrees Britain
- May confirms 'sense of optimism' actually means 'never-ending sea of piss'
- Britain advances to phase two of being absolutely shafted
