MIDDLE class drunks are being dragged from their homes and signed up as Brexit Party candidates for the general election.
ALL you have to do is click this link and the general election will be over. Go on. Do it.
A 52-YEAR-OLD man his peeking out the window every 1o minutes to see if the riots have begun on his road.
A BREXITER who hoped this morning would be his first in a free Britain has instead woken up to another day as a serf in a vassal state.
NOBODY has a bloody clue what is going to happen in December’s election, and it’s pointless pretending otherwise. Here’s how you can.
BORIS Johnson is to centre his election campaign around his do-or-die promise that Britain will leave the EU on October 31st this year.
AN ECSTATIC Britain has thanked MPs for calling an early general election because it just cannot get enough of politicians on the news.
BORIS Johnson became prime minister on the back of a firm commitment to leave the EU on October 31st, which we won’t be. But it’s not his fault.
REMAIN voters have put forward the tentative theory that Brexit may not be working out because it is fundamentally flawed and pointless.
THE EU has granted Britain a third Brexit extension, this one for just three months. But a number of stringent conditions are attached.
BRITAIN’S Remain voters have pointed out that Brexit could have happened ages ago if Brexiters had not been such twats about it.
THE withdrawal agreement should take weeks to pass, but Boris Johnson has sworn to do it in 72 hours. What other historical drags could he have rushed through?