THERESA May is happy that everyone thinks her Brexit deal is brilliant in every possible way.
THERESA May has generously offered Britain a choice between a shit sandwich and a particularly nasty shit sandwich.
THERESA May has kidnapped Michel Barnier’s cat to use as a bargaining chip in Brexit negotiations.
THERESA May believes she can get a more economical Brexit deal in the January sales, it has emerged.
THE prime minister has warned that a second referendum would 'break faith' with those members of the British public who want her executed as a traitor.
THE Brexit impasse has left the prime minister looking short of options, with her deal certain to be defeated whenever a vote is held. So where should she go from here?
JACOB Rees-Mogg has screamed for his nanny after soiling himself in the House of Commons.
A HISTORIAN has confirmed that Britain ends up in a raging mess whenever we make the mistake of putting posh people in charge.
A MAN who voted Leave ‘just to shake things up a bit’ has proclaimed himself delighted with events so far.
TONIGHT’S confidence vote may trigger a leadership vote in the Commons followed by a vote of Conservative members then a referendum, say experts.
THE prime minister has vowed to find the 'fucknut' who triggered Article 50 when it was perfectly obvious we needed more time.
JACOB Rees-Mogg has celebrated his 250th birthday in the remote country house where he was born in 1768.