THE leader of UKIP has pledged that his next 25-year-old girlfriend will not be as obviously racist.
THE prime minister is celebrating after Donald Trump did not include Britain in his list of ‘shithole’ countries.
NIGEL Farage has backed a second Brexit referendum or anything else that will make him relevant again.
DAVID Davis has told the EU that he does not really give a shit about any British business except financial services.
TOBY Young has condemned a campaign against him as being a form of prejudice against twats.
BRITONS are convinced there has been a terrible mistake after health minister Jeremy Hunt was promoted in the cabinet reshuffle.
THERESA May has flexed her political muscle by imposing a radical new lunchtime seating plan on her Cabinet.
THERESA May told colleagues she has had a wonderful 2017 and there is not one single thing she would do differently.
HAVE you ever wished you could spend Christmas with Diane Abbott, Iain Duncan Smith or better yet both?
THERESA May’s last remaining ally in cabinet is an imaginary rat called Bixby that wears a hat, she has confirmed.
LABOUR’S Brexit strategy mainly consists of not upsetting angry Northern men like the ones on Question Time, senior MPs have revealed.
THERESA May is head-and-shoulders ahead of rivals in the competition to be Britain’s most ironic prime minister ever, historians believe.