THE prime minister has responded to the northern rail crisis by ordering locals off trains and back on narrowboats where they belong.
ONLY 17 immense Brexit problems have emerged in the last 24 hours, an upbeat Theresa May has confirmed.
THE House of Lords has shocked Britain by being full of senile old bastards who are not backing Brexit.
BORIS Johnson has decided he may as well just tell the prime minister to piss off.
THERE is apparently a ‘House of Lords’ which should be abolished immediately, a Brexiter has discovered.
THERESA May is stunned that Amber Rudd's resignation caused everyone to forget the Windrush deportations were entirely her idea, she had admitted.
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COMEDIAN Roy Chubby Brown is the new home secretary, Theresa May has confirmed.
JEREMY Corbyn is meeting Jewish groups to ask them to stop being bad people and provoking his supporters.
JEREMY Corbyn is not very good at helping his own team win at football, an amateur side has discovered.
TWO decades on from the Good Friday Agreement, most Britons think it was a telly programme with Chris Evans.
A PARTY that sat between the Conservatives and Labour on the political spectrum would be a strange hybrid of the worse parts of both of them, it has been confirmed.