A PRO-BREXIT MP has exploded mid-speech in the House of Commons.
A BREXIT supporter sick of government negativity is writing his own Brexit impact report, based on his love of Britain.
A DRIVER who took a wrong turn said he bitterly regrets asking directions from a woman who turned out to be the prime minister.
JACOB Rees-Mogg is to take over Britain at the head of a steampunk army.
IF life after death is real then Theresa May is going to get haunted to shit, experts have predicted.
THE Private Finance Initiative is ripping you off in precisely the way it was designed to, experts have confirmed.
THE Conservative Party has been committed to sterilising poor people since it was founded in 1834, historians have confirmed.
THE prime minister has confirmed that the Carillion collapse means she will have to give the austerity lever a few more good hard pulls.
THE government has confirmed there is absolutely nothing it can do to save non-London-based industries.
THE leader of UKIP has pledged that his next 25-year-old girlfriend will not be as obviously racist.
THE prime minister is celebrating after Donald Trump did not include Britain in his list of ‘shithole’ countries.