BRITAIN has given its backing to a radical new plan of replacing Theresa May with nobody at all and leaving the post permanently vacant.
THERESA May has vowed to humiliate and destroy everyone who felt sympathy for her yesterday.
FORMER prime minister David Cameron has given in and conceded that his successor Theresa May is the worst prime minister of the 21st century.
NORMAL people are trying to comprehend a days-long event where the best bit is Theresa May saying things.
Grassroots Tories tell ministers to stop squabbling over Brexit and bring back hanging for shoplifters
GRASSROOTS Tories have told squabbling Cabinet ministers to focus on important issues like hanging and gayness.
CONSERVATIVES are wearing Corbyn-themed merchandise to disguise their identities on the streets of Manchester during the party conference.
THERESA May could well be out of a job soon, Boris Johnson has announced.
A TEENAGER back from the Labour conference has begun implementing Jeremy Corbyn’s vision of a new society at his parents’ house.
JEREMY Corbyn has told the Labour party conference he is such a mainstream, safe political choice that he is basically Adele.
LABOUR MPs are reluctant to tell 'ready to govern' Jeremy Corbyn that it is five years until the next election.
BRIGHTON residents are horrified at the extreme right-wing views of Jeremy Corbyn's Labour party, it has emerged.
LABOUR should not assume they are great just because voters really loathe Theresa May, experts have warned.