BRITAIN is to start the weekend early in celebration of Dominic Raab’s pathetic failure.
RORY Stewart is an active MI6 agent currently in deep cover in an extreme right-wing group planning to devastate Britain, sources have revealed.
ARE you a f*ck-up to your very core, like certain figures in the national spotlight presently, but keen to mask it as hapless buffoonery?
JEREMY Corbyn has admitted to a huge 'man-crush' on Conservative leadership candidate Rory Stewart.
BORIS Johnson’s incessant flow of bullsh*t is perfect for Brexit negotiations, it has been claimed.
BORIS Johnson has launched his leadership campaign by confirming that only a f*cking halfwit would support no-deal Brexit and he is that man.
THE ten candidates to become prime minister have been sent to a country house to be picked off one by one by whichever of them is secretly the killer.
BORIS Johnson has blindsided rivals for the Tory leadership by proposing tax cuts but – let this sink in – for the already wealthy.
MICHAEL Gove remains manically convinced nothing can stop him becoming Tory leader though nobody knows where he is getting his confidence from.
Yesterday, I handed in my notice as Conservative leader. Now, nobody is in charge and you can do whatever you fucking want.
PRESIDENT Trump has told media that Boris Johnson, Nigel Farage, Lord Haw-Haw and Jack the Ripper are all great guys who he could do a great deal with.
WHEN you’re the world’s most important leader, with the highest poll numbers, everyone wants you to visit their country. I have a very good relationship with the Queen of England.