DEAR householder, this leaflet outlines the various preparations that British citizens should make for a No-Deal Brexit. Page 24 unfolds into a free human remains pouch.
THERESA May is to formally resign as prime minister then run shrieking like a banshee through 80 miles of wheat, it has emerged.
BORIS Johnson is Britain’s prime minister, and the first 24 hours of his premiership are crucial. But how will he spend them?
IAIN Duncan Smith is to return to government as the Secretary of State for Creeping Up Behind You.
THE Queen has told Theresa May that her useless do-nothing sons would be better at running Britain.
THE UK has handed in its resignation because it is not prepared to work under Boris Johnson as prime minister, it has confirmed.
AN organisation of elderly fascists known as ‘the Tory grassroots’ is to install a megalomaniac man-child as ruler of the UK.
THE UK is waiting to find out who has won a Nigel Farage lookalike contest and will be awarded the grand prize of Britain.
THEY are taking their damn time about it, but Brexit is due to take place later this year. But how will it barely affect the upper classes?
JEREMY Corbyn yesterday announced Labour’s new cock-up of a Brexit policy that nobody will vote for. But how will it fall apart in practice?
I TOLD Theresa May how Brexit should be done, but she decided to go another way. The wrong way, because it wasn’t the Trump way. Here’s how it should have been done:
THE UK is slowly coming to terms with the fact that Boris Johnson will be our next prime minister – but how far along are you in the process?