JACOB Rees-Mogg has retired to the family vault to wait out the next 150 years until humanity has recovered enough to deserve him again.
Britain scores the highest death toll in Europe and still the whinging carpers have nothing positive to say, by Dominic Raab
IS it impossible for the Left to be positive? Are they so blinded by ideology they can’t recognise this government’s achievements?
THE bookshelf of Sir Iain Duncan Smith has a full run of British pornographic magazine Fiesta hand-bound in leather, photos have confirmed.
THE government has confirmed they have contingency plans in place in case Boris Johnson begins making good decisions.
IS Winston Zipwire Johnson too much? Here are some other names for my new son that will start him on the road to greatness.
ARE you responsible for something very important and it’s turned into a total shitshow? Here’s how to try and convince yourself and others that everything’s fine.
BY the time testing is reliably rolled out, either the crisis, or the world, might have ended. Here are some tests that are more dependable than the UK government’s current offering.
LOSING track of exactly which government f**k-up came when? Follow our pandemic timeline.
THE government has explained that using EU-procured medical equipment to save British lives would be high treason punishable by death.
THE home secretary has clarified that she is neither a cabinet hawk or a cabinet dove but a evil cabinet vulture.
BORIS Johnson is – supposedly – the prime minister. But is the entire thing just a hoax played on a guillible country? These are the clues.
Government announces four more weeks of lockdown for Britain and 44 more weeks of lockdown for Priti Patel
THE government has signalled that Britain could face another four weeks of lockdown, and Priti Patel could face a further 40 after that.