BORIS Johnson has confirmed that if the British people want a fascist in charge he is happy to oblige.
THERESA May has been told that a Brexit deal with Jeremy Corbyn could tear the Conservatives apart and that would be cool.
BRITONS fear Brexit and its eventual delivery will be a disjointed mess that will make the Stone Roses’ Second Coming seem good.
INEFFECTUAL MPs have been condemned for their failure to come up with a Brexit solution in two days by a government that has not done so in three years.
THE UK public has admitted they could 'believe in Britain' if twats like Boris Johnson did not stand a chance of leading it.
A BREXITER who hoped this morning would be his first in a free Britain has instead woken up to another day as a serf in a vassal state.
HAVE you spent three years accusing anyone who’s ever been to France of being a traitor, but now realise you’ll be destitute by summer if we leave?
JACOB Rees-Mogg has shocked critics by reversing his long-held position that the Thirteen Colonies of the US must be retaken by Britain.
EVERY last living person in Britain has promised to do everything Theresa May asks of them the moment that she resigns.
A GANG of elderly rich white men are just about ready to step in and sort out this mess that was definitely not the fault of any elderly rich white men.
THE prime minister has contacted Parliament with an innovative and fresh idea of how to take Brexit forward that she would just love them to consider.
SENIOR Conservatives have regretfully realised a referendum on capital punishment would probably have served the same purpose as Brexit.