PROROGATION, the word on every Briton’s lips this week, definitely means the dissolution of Parliament before a Queen’s speech.
ANY political party promising free, clean toilets in city centres would win 88 per cent of the vote, research has found.
I REGRET that I must resign as leader of the Scottish Conservative party, because: f**k this sh*t.
THE destruction of Alderaan with a giant space laser was business as usual and nothing to get worked up about, a Tory MP has claimed.
THE UK has finally concluded that the monarchy is as useful in a crisis as an upside-down urinal, it has emerged.
BRITAIN is now officially a banana republic with sunshine, a sham democracy and a reasonably good football team.
ARE you sick of the backstop getting in the way of Brexit while being too moronic to understand what it is? Leave voter Martin Bishop runs down the alternatives.
NO-DEAL Brexiters claim that after October 31st life will be a jolly self-sufficient romp growing vegetables, keeping pigs and having it off with Felicity Kendal.
THE Liberal Democrats are making a comeback by once again sounding reasonable and sane compared to everyone else. Here’s how to justify your instinctive loathing.
Farage labels Queen Mother 'overweight, chain smoking gin drinker' without realising that's half the country
NIGEL Farage labelled the Queen Mother an 'overweight, chain smoking gin drinker' without realising that describes most of Britain and 95 percent of his own party.
THE prime minister’s tour of the UK has convinced him that he should marry Wales, f**k Northern Ireland and kill Scotland.
DEAR householder, this leaflet outlines the various preparations that British citizens should make for a No-Deal Brexit. Page 24 unfolds into a free human remains pouch.