BORIS Johnson has insisted this morning that at no point did he say he would get Brexit done.
MILLIONS of voters have admitted they are bastards who just want money.
LABOUR leader Jeremy Corbyn has told Boris Johnson that if he strikes him down, then it is he who will truly have lost.
JEREMY Corbyn is a bad, nasty man so you no vote for him.
BRITAIN will quit the European Union because a massive, blond-haired child says so.
BRITAIN is today remembering all the cool things that have happened under Tory rule since 2010.
GOOD day. My message to you, on the final day before the general election, is stop buggering around and vote for me, you little sh*ts.
IN this election, nobody is in any doubt about what the Lib Dems stand for. And, on reflection, that was our fatal mistake.
HELLO. I’ve spent more than 30 years being right about absolutely everything and, in tomorrow’s general election, you have the chance of a lifetime to join me.
BORIS Johnson has amazed Britain by managing to star in a version of Love Actually even sh*ttier than Love Actually already was.
DESPITE widespread agreement that he’s a lying twat, millions of people still intend to vote for Boris Johnson. What’s your depressing justification?
THE general election has already ruined the Christmas run-up, but it doesn’t have to stop there. Here’s how to let it turn the whole festive period into sh*t.