POLITICIANS, the media and the UK public have admitted they cannot truthfully ever imagine Theresa May not being prime minister.
INNOCENT Conservative councillors are set to be cruelly punished by electors meanly linking them with the actions of the Conservative government.
FRESH concerns have been raised over Brexit after it caused the return of Ann Widdecombe.
A WORKING class man actually believes that someone called Annunziata Rees-Mogg relates to him and has his best interests at heart.
FACEBOOK has reminded a despondent man that three years ago, Brexit was such an unfamilar word and concept he tossed off a quick quip about it.
BORIS Johnson has confirmed that if the British people want a fascist in charge he is happy to oblige.
THERESA May has been told that a Brexit deal with Jeremy Corbyn could tear the Conservatives apart and that would be cool.
BRITONS fear Brexit and its eventual delivery will be a disjointed mess that will make the Stone Roses’ Second Coming seem good.
INEFFECTUAL MPs have been condemned for their failure to come up with a Brexit solution in two days by a government that has not done so in three years.
THE UK public has admitted they could 'believe in Britain' if twats like Boris Johnson did not stand a chance of leading it.
A BREXITER who hoped this morning would be his first in a free Britain has instead woken up to another day as a serf in a vassal state.
HAVE you spent three years accusing anyone who’s ever been to France of being a traitor, but now realise you’ll be destitute by summer if we leave?