NO-DEAL Brexiters claim that after October 31st life will be a jolly self-sufficient romp growing vegetables, keeping pigs and having it off with Felicity Kendal.
THE Liberal Democrats are making a comeback by once again sounding reasonable and sane compared to everyone else. Here’s how to justify your instinctive loathing.
Farage labels Queen Mother 'overweight, chain smoking gin drinker' without realising that's half the country
NIGEL Farage labelled the Queen Mother an 'overweight, chain smoking gin drinker' without realising that describes most of Britain and 95 percent of his own party.
THE prime minister’s has declared that he would marry Wales, f**k Northern Ireland and kill Scotland.
DEAR householder, this leaflet outlines the various preparations that British citizens should make for a No-Deal Brexit. Page 24 unfolds into a free human remains pouch.
THERESA May is to formally resign as prime minister then run shrieking like a banshee through 80 miles of wheat, it has emerged.
BORIS Johnson is Britain’s prime minister, and the first 24 hours of his premiership are crucial. But how will he spend them?
IAIN Duncan Smith is to return to government as the Secretary of State for Creeping Up Behind You.
THE Queen has told Theresa May that her useless do-nothing sons would be better at running Britain.
THE UK has handed in its resignation because it is not prepared to work under Boris Johnson as prime minister, it has confirmed.
AN organisation of elderly fascists known as ‘the Tory grassroots’ is to install a megalomaniac man-child as ruler of the UK.
THE UK is waiting to find out who has won a Nigel Farage lookalike contest and will be awarded the grand prize of Britain.