PRIME minister Gordon Brown has made a bold move to recapture the political agenda with a series of mind-numbingly tedious initiatives.
PRIME minister Gordon Brown has drawn a red line around the savoury cheese sandwich on his desk and warned the EU to back off.
THE Liberal Democrats will today attempt to regain the political initiative as they begin their search for an exciting young loser to lead them into the next election.
BRITAIN is in an absolutely foul mood and is taking it out on the Prime Minister, according to new research.
MORE than 50% all young Tories have had their policies stolen off them by a pair of gruff Scotsmen, research by the Howard League for Penal Reform suggests.
WEARING purple and brown together, especially with sideburns, is to be outlawed from next April, the government announced last night.
PRIME Minister Gordon Brown hit back at his critics yesterday insisting floods, terrorism, terrorism, foot and mouth, floods.
THE last person to be seen on television making a speech has established an enormous lead in the opinion polls, according to the latest surveys.
THE Prime Minster Gordon Brown has peed in his pants, Downing Street announced last night.
IN a prodigious display of intellectual acrobatics, the likes of which is rarely seen outside the Orient, the Great Camerooni will memorise and recite the King James Bible from Genesis to Revelation.
GORDON Brown has flown into Baghdad to enlist the terrified Iraqi population in his bid for re-election.
THE Conservative Party is to unveil a new tax strategy based on asking voters exactly how much it's going to take.