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Okay, you win, you’re the worst prime minister, concedes Cameron

FORMER prime minister David Cameron has given in and conceded that his successor Theresa May is the worst prime minister of the 21st century.

Normal humans struggling to imagine event where highlight is a speech by Theresa May

NORMAL people are trying to comprehend a days-long event where the best bit is Theresa May saying things.

Grassroots Tories tell ministers to stop squabbling over Brexit and bring back hanging for shoplifters

GRASSROOTS Tories have told squabbling Cabinet ministers to focus on important issues like hanging and gayness.

Tories wearing Corbyn t-shirts around Manchester

CONSERVATIVES are wearing Corbyn-themed merchandise to disguise their identities on the streets of Manchester during the party conference.

May is not unsackable, confirms Boris

THERESA May could well be out of a job soon, Boris Johnson has announced.

Teenage Corbyn supporter turning parents’ house into socialist utopia

A TEENAGER back from the Labour conference has begun implementing Jeremy Corbyn’s vision of a new society at his parents’ house.

I'm basically Adele now, says Corbyn

JEREMY Corbyn has told the Labour party conference he is such a mainstream, safe political choice that he is basically Adele.

Nobody wants to tell Corbyn election isn't for years

LABOUR MPs are reluctant to tell 'ready to govern' Jeremy Corbyn that it is five years until the next election.