BRITAIN has agreed that Theresa May's humiliating defeat is undeniable evidence of karma.
THE UK’s political leaders have ruled out the Brexit deal, a no-deal Brexit, a second referendum, a general election, remaining in the EU and continuing the current situation.
A 52-YEAR-OLD man his peeking out the window every 1o minutes to see if the riots have begun on his road.
CALLING half of UK voters losers who should shut their traitor mouths forever may not have been a brilliant idea, Theresa May has admitted.
THERESA May is happy that everyone thinks her Brexit deal is brilliant in every possible way.
THERESA May has generously offered Britain a choice between a shit sandwich and a particularly nasty shit sandwich.
THERESA May has kidnapped Michel Barnier’s cat to use as a bargaining chip in Brexit negotiations.
THERESA May believes she can get a more economical Brexit deal in the January sales, it has emerged.
THE prime minister has warned that a second referendum would 'break faith' with those members of the British public who want her executed as a traitor.
THE Brexit impasse has left the prime minister looking short of options, with her deal certain to be defeated whenever a vote is held. So where should she go from here?
JACOB Rees-Mogg has screamed for his nanny after soiling himself in the House of Commons.
A HISTORIAN has confirmed that Britain ends up in a raging mess whenever we make the mistake of putting posh people in charge.