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Salmond: I'm Bigger Than Jesus Now

SNP leader Alex Salmond provoked religious fury last night after announcing he was now more popular than Jesus Christ.

Mcconnell To Campaign Dressed As Holly Hunter In 'The Piano'

FIRST minister Jack McConnell delighted Labour activists today by appearing at an election rally dressed as Holly Hunter in her Oscar-winning role in The Piano.

Foreign Office Has No Idea Who Foreign Secretary Is

AFTER months of speculation, civil servants at the Foreign Office have admitted that they do not know who the Foreign Secretary is.