Your astrological week ahead for October 3rd, with Psychic Bob

3rd October 2026

Aries, March 21st–April 19th

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The Archbishop of Canterbury on… sign me up for the socialist nightmare of the 1970s, Kemi

2nd October 2026

WAKING with a hangover so excruciating its malevolent energy temporarily summons Lucifer, who glowers but then fades due to my holy countenance, or possibly my flatulence, I recall my most recent sermon.