HARDCORE rave music will outlast everything else in the universe, scientists have proved.
TIME has once again been altered because of about a dozen people who still deliver milk or grow things.
THE Guardian’s latest Blind Date feature has been ruined by the inclusion of someone who is not a middle class tosser.
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SLEEPING a bit too well at the moment? Here are five mad and pointless questions that are sure to keep you up all night.
A FAMILY of four who watched two women doing a dance together on Strictly Come Dancing have confirmed that they all turned into homosexuals immediately afterwards.
RESEARCH shows that most adults now spend 100 per cent of their day titting about on WhatsApp. Here’s how to make sure you’re a real dick about it.
A MAN has explained that during the week he lives a locked-down tier 3 lifestyle but at the weekends he treats himself to living like a tier 1.
SHOPPERS at M&S are affronted by a new range of lingerie that implies they are the kind of people who have sex.
A WHOLE generation of teenagers are being deprived of the chance to spend three months pissing about in Southeast Asia and then base their entire personalities on the experience.
ARE you in your mid-40s but still a funky 20-something in your head? Here are some things that will plunge you into an existential panic when you realise how long ago they happened.
A MAN ruined a film by wondering where he had seen the female lead before for the entirety of its running time.