A COUPLE’S pet dog is lying at their feet and deciding which of them he would kill and eat if he had absolutely no option.
SIX weeks is longer than you get off in a year, but for anyone aged between four and 16 it’s just summer. Here’s how to keep them busy.
A PRIMARY school teacher has quit her job and plans to retire on the proceeds of the gifts she has received from thankful parents.
DO you fancy being being popular down the pub by spouting idiotic crowd-pleasing opinions? Here are some great ones to try.
A DRIVER is committed to reaching a car park ticket machine without leaving his car or opening the door, no matter the cost.
A TEENAGER has committed a terrible faux pas by forgetting to include the word ‘legit’ in a text message.
BEING Northern isn’t a geographical thing - it’s a state of mind. Whether you live in Sheffield, Shelby or Skipton, here’s how not to be a soft Southern ponce.
DRIVERS who have had their licences for 50 years or more are only to be allowed to drive between the hours of 11pm and 6am.
A MAN has asked his daughter, who has been a vegetarian since she was 15 and is now 30, if she is “still not eating meat”.
DO you want to use less plastic while making sure everyone knows what a thoughtful, eco-conscious and incredibly smug person you are? Here’s how.
AFTER Chasing Cars by Snow Patrol was somehow named as the most-played song this century, here are some others that will make you want to cut off your ears and burn them.
A 32-YEAR-OLD man has spent the last three hours trapped inside a pair of super-skinny jeans in a changing room.