LOUIS van Gaal has handed the FA Cup to Jose Mourinho during a tense meeting in a supermarket car park, it has emerged.
A CHINESE businessman has agreed to pay £60 million for Aston Villa because he thinks it is a large house.
CHELSEA FC is to remain part of John Terry for a further 12 months, despite rumours that the club was considering a move to the North American League.
ROY Hodgson’s 26-man England squad has provisionally lost on penalties to a provisional Spain squad.
A WOMAN has been left disappointed after her sanitary product did not allow her to play football at professional level, it has emerged.
TOTTENHAM Hotspur demolished their season at St James' Park yesterday.
A MAN’S social media campaign against Leicester is going nowhere, it has emerged.
CLAUDIO Ranieri has bid a fond farewell to the city of Leicester before riding into the sunset mounted on a unicorn.
THE Premier League has celebrated Leicester City’s fairytale title win by warning smaller teams not to get any ideas.
A LEICESTER City fan has confirmed that the birth of his first child was only a minor mood-lifter compared to last night’s title win.
PEOPLE who know nothing about football are demanding to know exactly what this thing is all about.
ALL of human existence is the dream of a Leicester City fan and will expire the moment he wakes up.