JOSE Mourinho has joined an estate agents in Doncaster, pledging to 'dominate' the South Yorkshire property market.
CHELSEA boss Jose Mourinho is beginning to run out of people to blame for his side’s catastrophic title defence.
A FIVE-A-SIDE football match has been marred by the presence of a man who is able to control the ball and shoot.
BOXER Tyson Fury has charmed guests at a dinner party with his sparkling wit and progressive opinions.
MANCHESTER United has pledged to stop fans smuggling puzzles, games and books into Old Trafford to keep them occupied during matches.
LIVERPOOL fans are gearing themselves up for six months of ultimately pointless optimism.
BRITISH tennis fans have run amok after the Davis Cup, downing jugs of winter Pimms and demanding plate after plate of olives.
A 27-YEAR-OLD man has won the World Punching Competition.
THE KEY to Leicester City’s success is to avoid playing anyone decent, it has been confirmed.
CAREFUL bicycle users are increasingly using the pavement as a way to avoid the dangers of the road.
BLACKBURN Rovers has hired Paul Lambert as manager to teach ungrateful supporters a lesson.
AFTER repeated injury problems, Arsenal has decided to remove medieval combat from its weekly schedule.