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Liverpool fans demand to know why potential new manager hasn’t turned things around yet
LIVERPOOL fans are demanding the dismissal of the man who has yet to be confirmed as the club’s new manager.
Rooney inspiring kids to guzzle Yum Yums and burn out at 29
WAYNE Rooney has inspired millions of young Britons to phone it in while gorging on sticky buns.
Rodgers sacking 'all part of his masterplan'
BRENDAN Rodgers has confirmed that being fired was something he had planned all along.
England fans to support Australia for rest of World Cup
ENGLAND rugby fans have vowed to cheer Australia all the way to the World Cup final.
Getting served at the bar confirmed as Olympic sport
'GETTING served' is to be an event at the 2020 Tokyo Olympics.
Rugby game proves sweeping national stereotypes
THE English are arrogant fops and the Welsh are brave, stocky underdogs, it has been confirmed.
Sir Alex Ferguson launches The Alex Ferguson Library
FORMER United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has launched The Alex Ferguson Library, which delivers a new Alex Ferguson autobiography to your door every month.
Lawrenson’s Premier League predictions full of apocalyptic imagery
MARK Lawrenson’s predictions for the weekend’s Premier League games include ‘blood moons’ and ‘gnashing of teeth’, it has emerged.
Andy Carroll has forgotten almost all the rules of football
WEST Ham striker Andy Carroll has returned from injury but has been asking teammates elementary questions about football.
Crowd greets record-breaking Rooney goal with open contempt
ENGLAND fans have celebrated Wayne Rooney's record-breaking 50th goal with chants explaining why it isn't a big deal.
Murray dangerously close to not having won Wimbledon
ANDY Murray is now just two early grand slam exits away from not winning Wimbledon in 2013.
Man suddenly seems to be Welsh
A MAN with no obvious signs of Welsh heritage has positioned a Welsh dragon cuddly toy on his desk, it has been noted.