SHOOTING grouse and stag-hunting are exceptions to the Rule of Six thanks to Conservative lawmakers, but what else?
IN keeping with its policy of getting the right people for top jobs, the government has appointed Harry Maguire as ambassador to Greece.
A YOUNG man is convinced that everything in modern life is a bogus conspiracy except professional wrestling.
ONCE I was ordinary man. I watch football on TV. People watching football make noise. I powerless.
MARCUS Rashford is a hero who’s given Britain hope. And now it’s time for us to give back, by making him sole winner of the 2019/20 Premier League.
A LOAD of absolute knobheads are delighted that sport is back on shortly, as if it mattered.
FOOTBALLERS are currently being paid to have sex with beautiful women and drive expensive cars without having to kick a ball or suffer from thigh strain.
FOOTBALL authorities have declared a supporting amnesty for the next 12 days during which fans can switch team without penalty.
NOW that coronavirus has stripped live sport from your life, how can you fill the hole where yelling at sweaty people on TV used to be? Here are five simple ways.
MICHAEL Gove has kept his position in the cabinet to punish Britain, Boris Johnson has confirmed.
A MAN in his mid-30s is still wondering if it is really too late for him to become a professional footballer.
THE England rugby team will intimidate the Springboks in the World Cup final by performing a terrifying tea-making ritual on the pitch.