SUNDERLAND'S relegation to League One means there is a good chance they will have left the Football League before Britain leaves the EU, it has been confirmed.
ARSENAL has confirmed Arsene Wenger will officially leave the club 13 years ago.
CRICKET has been officially reclassified as one of the world’s ‘cheaty’ sports, along with cycling and sprinting.
REVELLERS at the Cheltenham Festival have complained that horses are getting in the way of their drinking.
ARE you a professional footballer who’d like to try not being a total arsehole for once? Simply follow the advice below.
SIR Bradley Wiggins has rejected claims he won the Tour de France on a handful of Purple Hearts and some Mandrax.
FINLAND'S Rinsu Skrnsson defended his Olympic title last night, taking gold in the 2x4000 Uphill Nordic Skjord.
Scientists have proven that women do not experience friendship like we do, being unable to physcially withstand banter.
A SEEMINGLY rational man has boasted about his talent for gambling on sporting events.
A MAN who plays golf regularly is strangely not an arsehole, it has been confirmed.
DAVID Moyes is probably going to have to be West Ham's new manager, the club has wearily announced.