Sport
Otherwise intelligent man believes he is good at betting on sport
A SEEMINGLY rational man has boasted about his talent for gambling on sporting events.
Golfer somehow not an arsehole
A MAN who plays golf regularly is strangely not an arsehole, it has been confirmed.
West Ham reluctantly unveil Moyes as manager
DAVID Moyes is probably going to have to be West Ham's new manager, the club has wearily announced.
Everton manager job advert heavily implies it is for Liverpool
EVERTON have begun searching for a new manager with an advert offering the chance to lead a ‘historic, prestigious club based in Liverpool’.
England qualify for World Cup against better judgement
ENGLAND have qualified for the 2018 World Cup finals in Russia despite their deep misgivings about doing so.
Rooney sentenced to 100 hours of supporting Everton
WAYNE Rooney has been sentenced to 100 gruelling hours of supporting Everton.
Arsenal hoping nobody they know saw them in the Europa League
ARSENAL have attempted to sneak through their Europa League clash with FC Koln without anyone noticing them.
Frank de Boer no longer able to get six-month tenancy on a flat
NO LANDLORD in Europe is willing to give Frank De Boer a six-month lease on a flat because there is little chance he'll be in employment that long.
Otherwise intelligent man excited about idiotic boxing thing
A MAN who reads book is currently thinking about almost nothing but tomorrow's ludicrous boxing mismatch.
Rooney ends disappointing 119 cap, 53 goal England career
WAYNE Rooney's record-breaking international career was actually pretty shit when it comes down to it, football experts have concluded.
