JOSE Mourinho has been reclassified as the Adequate One to reflect with his recent coaching CV.
PAUL Pogba thought he was joining Man City but didn't want to make a fuss by mentioning it before, it has emerged.
GARY Neville has been sat on the roof of Old Trafford since midnight, police have confirmed.
STEVE McClaren has been unable to explain how he came to be managing a football club again.
THE 2017 edition of FIFA for the Xbox has a more realistic manager mode which allows players to take bungs in Far East hotels.
THE hard kid from the park who always gets first pick of players has been tipped to replace Sam Allardyce.
DONALD Trump will be unveiled as England manager this Saturday, the FA has confirmed.
BRITAIN’S football fans have admitted that having Jurgen Klopp as a stepdad would be great.
ENGLAND manager Sam Allardyce has confirmed that he could not give a fuck what anybody says.
GARETH Bale's new contract will finally allow him to do something about his hair.
THE next series of Great British Bake Off will be part of Sky Sports' roster of ultra-hyped events.
THE World Cup 2018 qualifiers have been marred by a nagging awareness that there’s absolutely no point in playing them.