A WOMAN has been left disappointed after her sanitary product did not allow her to play football at professional level, it has emerged.
TOTTENHAM Hotspur demolished their season at St James' Park yesterday.
A MAN’S social media campaign against Leicester is going nowhere, it has emerged.
CLAUDIO Ranieri has bid a fond farewell to the city of Leicester before riding into the sunset mounted on a unicorn.
THE Premier League has celebrated Leicester City’s fairytale title win by warning smaller teams not to get any ideas.
A LEICESTER City fan has confirmed that the birth of his first child was only a minor mood-lifter compared to last night’s title win.
PEOPLE who know nothing about football are demanding to know exactly what this thing is all about.
ALL of human existence is the dream of a Leicester City fan and will expire the moment he wakes up.
LEICESTER fan Steve one more win Malley is just attempting one more win to get through an ordinary one more win weekend with the family.
HERCULES The Lion will step down as Aston Villa's mascot following the club's relegation.
A WOMAN has been accused of 'not getting' football because she does not become a raging maniac when her team loses.
A MAN who completed the London marathon is trying to make colleagues talk about it without appearing too obvious.