THE Scottish national football team is now the underdog against a range of made-up countries.
A FOOTBALL fan has proudly proclaimed that he can watch literally any game of football, from the Champions League to a lads’ kickabout in the park.
HUNGOVER has narrowly beaten Still Pissed From Last Night in a hotly contested Sunday league football game.
THE Football Supporters' Association has complained after a player made eye contact during a chant about his whore mother.
SACKED Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho is the new Brexit secretary, it has been confirmed.
A GROUP of rugby players are worried about a teammate after seeing him drinking a glass of warm piss on his own.
GOLF fans are insisting that the Ryder Cup is a tense, explosive contest that will have even the golf-averse on the edge of their seats.
HOLA, this is the Special One, Jose Mourinho and I'm here to teach you how be a proper miserable sod.
UNITED manager Jose Mourinho increasingly resembles the Scooby-Doo caretaker who has found gold on the premises, players have claimed.
A BLOODY cyclist has been going too bloody fast, it has been confirmed.
SHOCKED Tour de France competitors have discovered that poor planning has led to a very mountainous route.
ENGLAND players have agreed that today’s third-place play-off should just be given to Belgium if they want it because it is no use to us.