THE England women’s team’s progression to the semi-final is proof that men are the real victims of sexism now, according to idiots.
THE release of 2019-20’s Premier League fixtures means a Manchester United supporter can diarise when he will be a complete nightmare to be around.
A MALE football fan has read four day’s worth of coverage of the FIFA Women’s World Cup and is now an expert, he has confirmed.
PREMIER League chiefs have agreed that as Liverpool did so well but still did not win they can carry their points over to the following season.
LIVERPOOL’S comeback to beat Barcelona four-nil yesterday was intensely irritating for most of Britain. But was it the most irritating of all time?
BEHIND every runner in this weekend’s London Marathon are at least 15 people sick to death of hearing about it and willing it to be over.
THE Scottish national football team is now the underdog against a range of made-up countries.
A FOOTBALL fan has proudly proclaimed that he can watch literally any game of football, from the Champions League to a lads’ kickabout in the park.
HUNGOVER has narrowly beaten Still Pissed From Last Night in a hotly contested Sunday league football game.
THE Football Supporters' Association has complained after a player made eye contact during a chant about his whore mother.
SACKED Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho is the new Brexit secretary, it has been confirmed.
A GROUP of rugby players are worried about a teammate after seeing him drinking a glass of warm piss on his own.