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ONE in five British workers are on loan to their current job from Chelsea FC, it has emerged.

A PREMIER League chairman has woken up in the boardroom with vague memories of going on a transfer binge late last night.

THE opposition goalkeeper in a Goals five-a-side league match near Manchester looks a lot like Joe Hart, players have reported.

THE MAJORITY of the crowd at the Perth Masters darts tournament have no idea that there is a darts tournament being played, they have confirmed.

INCREDIBLY wealthy nations have surprisingly cleaned up at the Olympics.

ARSENAL getting relegated could be an even more heartwarming football story than Leicester City's triumph last season, it has been claimed.

MEDALS awarded to female Olympics athletes are slightly smaller than the ‘male’ version, it has been confirmed.

CHINA has laughed off Britain’s superior Olympics medal haul with some good-humoured jokes about future global conflicts.

A MAN with no interest in random sport things like rowing, gymnastics and judo is mentally ill, friends and colleagues believe.

JOSE Mourinho has given Juan Mata the day off so he can whip his naked body through the streets of Salford.

SEVEN days after the opening ceremony, the Olympics will finally begin.

A MAN who has been a die-hard Leicester City fan for nearly six months is not looking forward to the new Premier League season.