MUMMU did some loud swearing about Sophie's mum and drank quite a lot of her own special Ribena.
BE CAREFUL picking fights with people in case they have a mentalist dad from Glasgow.
I AM going to find those French nincompoops and give them one of my shattering death stares.
Ask Holly: It's nearly October and I haven't seen any Christmas adverts, what the hell is wrong with people?
I DON'T need any toys, they are soooo 20th century.
OUR school guidance counsellor, Angela, told Erica she should use art to express her feelings.
I HAVE a terrible sense of deja vu. Any idea why? Yours, Mary Berry
HE'LL stop bothering about all that magic nonsense and start a half-hearted interest in home brewing.
EVERYONE told me he's a dick but he's actually pretty sound and we have loads in common.
- Ask Holly: They won't be laughing when these tiny paws press the nuclear button
- Ask Holly: Since stepping down as UKIP leader I've been toying with pimping myself out
- Should Fiona Bruce's eyebrows be on my list of what's wrong with Britain?
- Dear Holly, I find myself at rather a loose end...
- Ask Holly: I've realised that I am the Greatest Living Evil Genius in the World