Agony Aunt
I cry myself to sleep most nights. How can I be popular again?
Pretend your brother is joining One Direction.
My boss thinks he is entitled to order me around
You need to get your big sister to beat him up after work.
What the hell is wrong with everyone?
Blame the media for giving you false expectations.
Does evil lurk 'down there'?
Woman get better with age, like the Millenium Falcon.
Husbands are the grown-up equivalent of boy bands
They are intensely appealing for about six months at most.
I appeared to be sobbing like a Jessie over Thatcher
One of my onions was caught between two chairs.
I went to a Thatcher death party and now I feel bad
Maggie would have made a marvellous headmistress due to her satanic demeanour.
Who put that flabby twat George Osborne in charge of the UK's finances?
Mummy and daddy recently stopped my pocket money.
