YOU should certainly never be a teacher with a name like that.
How can I get my own back without causing a full-scale nuclear holocaust?
Next time he starts mocking you just call him a dicksplat.
I need a man who appreciates that with great beauty and power comes the risk of a fatal car crash.
Are big brothers as tyrannical as big sisters?
My teacher, Mrs Dodkins, is a cow all year round.
I just worry he might be a bit grabby with the twins' Lego.