YOU need to spend some time with an old person like my granny.
I've never met a maths teacher who didn't have some form of personality disorder.
IF an adult punches someone, all the other adults sign a petition to make him King of England.
IT'S hard to believe that people were ever able to function without emojis.
YOU should certainly never be a teacher with a name like that.
How can I get my own back without causing a full-scale nuclear holocaust?
Next time he starts mocking you just call him a dicksplat.
I need a man who appreciates that with great beauty and power comes the risk of a fatal car crash.