YOU'RE all worried about Trump and Brexit when the real threat is known only to us birdwatchers.
KIDS are used to being told to sod off.
I'VE NO idea about leather trousers but in our school nativity I'm sheep number seven.
THERE is no affliction which can't be cured with a Hatchimal for Christmas.
KANYE must have eaten too many fruit gums.
I REMINDED her we live in a post-truth society and she put me in detention.
ONCE in a while we're allowed to do empowering stuff like turn the kingdom to ice.
HAPPINESS comes from sweets and things made of plastic.
- Ask Holly: What's everyone's problem?
- Ask Holly: It has been a mental few days but now I am back in my cage
- Ask Holly: Seeing as Brexit is going so well, maybe I should try to start a war too?
- Ask Holly: My poor wife has been robbed and now I am truly narked
- Ask Holly: It's nearly October and I haven't seen any Christmas adverts, what the hell is wrong with people?