COLOURING in is NOT suitable for adults, and certainly not adults of a fragile state of mind.
WHEN I grow up I'm going to marry Beyonce because my teacher says ladies are allowed to marry other ladies now.
DID you know that there's actually no such person as Peppa Pig?
MY GRANNY post photos of random old lady stuff.
WILL all the internet mums judge me?
OUR teacher is always cracking maths jokes.
I WOULD love to go to a posh girls' school where they wear stupid hats.
I PREFER to extract myself from the twee middle-class world that CBeebies inhabits.