MY teacher, Edwina Pringle, probably has Love Actually in her top three films.
NEWSFLASH: Maths is for losers.
"It's becoming more and more of a struggle to look at my own big smug face staring back at me."
"I just want the one, just one teeny tiny little referendum and then I swear I'll be off them for good."
MY WIFE is a miserable cow.
IF I was in charge of America I would make it compulsory for everyone to get free pick 'n' mix for life.
Ask Holly: Looking like a badger entangled in a Laura Ashley sale rail doesn’t mean I’m not a leader
JUST because I slightly resemble Uncle Bulgaria doesn’t mean I’m a complete womble.
YOU'RE all worried about Trump and Brexit when the real threat is known only to us birdwatchers.