HE'LL stop bothering about all that magic nonsense and start a half-hearted interest in home brewing.
EVERYONE told me he's a dick but he's actually pretty sound and we have loads in common.
SOMETIMES small hands come in useful, for example when you are trying to pick the lock of the staffroom door.
I LOVE reality TV, especially the gritty fly-on-the-wall documentary series about a young female pig called Peppa.
DEAR Holly, I'm just perfecting my leadership manifesto, where I am going to tackle the five ills of 21st Century Britain. Yours, Jeremy Corbyn
Dear Holly, Suddenly, I find myself at rather a loose end. Any suggestions for filling the time? Yours, Sir John Chilcot
THE grown-ups have suddenly become obsessed with the news and are hogging all the devices.
LIFE would be a lot simpler if the Queen made all our decisions for us.
- Ask Holly: We're going to put on a massive concert to end Nigel Farage - Do you think we can pull it off?
- Ask Holly: I really hate that goody-two-shoes Jeremy Corbyn
- Ask Holly: Is Alistair Darling into techno?
- Ask Holly: I've found a new source of propaganda on the Dave channel
- Ask Holly: Doing stunts and getting off with fit birds is all very well but I want a new challenge