DONALD Trump will be unveiled as England manager this Saturday, the FA has confirmed.
BRITAIN’S football fans have admitted that having Jurgen Klopp as a stepdad would be great.
ENGLAND manager Sam Allardyce has confirmed that he could not give a fuck what anybody says.
GARETH Bale's new contract will finally allow him to do something about his hair.
THE next series of Great British Bake Off will be part of Sky Sports' roster of ultra-hyped events.
THE World Cup 2018 qualifiers have been marred by a nagging awareness that there’s absolutely no point in playing them.
SAM Allardyce has complained to the FA about the lack of chip barms in Slovakia.
ONE in five British workers are on loan to their current job from Chelsea FC, it has emerged.
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- Goalkeeper at five-a-side looks suspiciously like Joe Hart
- Audience at darts tournament have no idea there's a darts tournament going on
- Incredibly rich countries surprisingly win most gold medals
- Arsenal relegation 'to be this year's Premier League feelgood story'