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Skrnsson takes gold in Uphill Nordic Skjord

FINLAND'S Rinsu Skrnsson defended his Olympic title last night, taking gold in the 2x4000 Uphill Nordic Skjord.

Phil Neville’s guide to women

Scientists have proven that women do not experience friendship like we do, being unable to physcially withstand banter.

Otherwise intelligent man believes he is good at betting on sport

A SEEMINGLY rational man has boasted about his talent for gambling on sporting events.

Golfer somehow not an arsehole

A MAN who plays golf regularly is strangely not an arsehole, it has been confirmed.

West Ham reluctantly unveil Moyes as manager

DAVID Moyes is probably going to have to be West Ham's new manager, the club has wearily announced.

Everton manager job advert heavily implies it is for Liverpool

EVERTON have begun searching for a new manager with an advert offering the chance to lead a ‘historic, prestigious club based in Liverpool’.

England qualify for World Cup against better judgement

ENGLAND have qualified for the 2018 World Cup finals in Russia despite their deep misgivings about doing so.