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Qatar still the home of football, says Blatter

FIFA president Sepp Blatter has confirmed that Qatar remains the birthplace of football and no investigation will change that.

At least three applicants for West Ham job clearly Allardyce in disguise

WEST Ham has been disappointed by how many of the applicants to becomes its manager are departing boss Sam Allardyce.

Delia Smith turns down Norwich promotion

NORWICH City owner Delia Smith has turned down the club's promotion, insisting the Premier League is too fancy.

Gerrard suffers 16 years of self awareness overnight

STEVEN Gerrard is catatonic after realising what he has done with his life since 1998.

Steven Gerrard to end Liverpool career by destroying stadium

LIVERPOOL captain Steven Gerrard has promised to end his final game at Anfield by razing the stadium to the ground.

England cricket team decides against picking only one who can hit the ball

ENGLAND’S cricket team is refusing to call upon Kevin Pietersen despite his ability to hit the ball.

Ipswich fan crashed Lamborghini into Tate Britain while celebrating goal

IPSWICH Town winger Paul Anderson is under pressure to pay for goal celebration damage running into hundreds of millions.

Wigan relegated despite being unpleasant

THE failure of a horrible manager and offensive chairman to achieve success turns conventional football wisdom upside down, say experts.