SUNDAY’S Liverpool-City game has Manchester United fans agonising about who they least want to win the title.
GOLF’S famous green jacket is absolutely desperate to feel the warmth of a woman’s body, it has emerged.
GOD has admitted being tempted to step in to keep Sunderland in the Premier League.
BOARD members at Tottenham Hotspur are still arguing over who has to tell Tim Sherwood he's fired.
GRAND National winner Pineau De Re is the result of an evil doctor's experiments injecting horse DNA into patients, it has emerged.
FOUR horses remain unaccounted for after the annual ritual of Aintree “Ladies’ Day”.
BRITAIN'S roads are not a specialist cycle racing facility, it has been confirmed.
THE online anti-fraud tool Captcha is responsible for the names of racehorses, it has been revealed.