Safety conscious cyclists sticking to pavement

CAREFUL bicycle users are increasingly using the pavement as a way to avoid the dangers of the road.

Blackburn appoints Lambert out of spite

BLACKBURN Rovers has hired Paul Lambert as manager to teach ungrateful supporters a lesson.

Arsenal reluctantly drops jousting from training schedule

AFTER repeated injury problems, Arsenal has decided to remove medieval combat from its weekly schedule.

Spanish interpreter battling to get Moyes to understand he’s sacked

A SPANISH interpreter is finding it impossible to communicate to David Moyes that he has been fired by Real Sociedad.

Arsenal to focus on qualifying for Champions League so they can go out of it

WITH Champions League progress unlikely, Arsenal will now focus on securing the chance to exit the Champions League early next season.

Half-and-half football shirts change according to who's winning

NEW half-and-half football shirts switch their colours and design as play goes on so the wearer is always on the winning side.

The Mash guide to the FIFA presidential elections

THE race for the FIFA presidency is on, but who are the runners and riders?

Sherwood and Rodgers form crime fighting duo

TIM Sherwood and Brendan Rodgers will drive around the country solving mysteries, they confirmed yesterday.