ENGLISH bulldogs have confirmed that they think the views of Britain First are wrong.
A COUPLE have decided to just leave their kitchen as it is.
CLIMATE change can be stopped by purchasing goods that say ‘eco’ on the packaging, it has been claimed.
WORN-DOWN parents have purchased a cigarette-smoking monkey as their young son’s Christmas present.
A 27-YEAR-OLD man has won the World Punching Competition.
A HUGE cat has responded to attempts to evict it from a garden with cold indifference.
BRITISH tennis fans have run amok after the Davis Cup, downing jugs of winter Pimms and demanding plate after plate of olives.
RECORD numbers of Britons are passionately pretending to have marched against climate change.
FORMER minister Grant Shapps is being forced to earn a living with his own get-rich-quick schemes.