A 16-YEAR-OLD girl managed to fool bar staff that she was of legal drinking age by ordering a Campari and soda.
BRITISH air travellers will accept any regulation that stops them drinking full pints in airport bars at 6am, they have confirmed.
BURGER restaurant Byron has been accused of acting in full accordance with UK immigration law.
HILLARY Clinton should have smiled more during her speech, according to a man who may now vote for a demented orange clown instead.
THE Channel 5 TV series Big Brother is no longer under surveillance by anyone, it has emerged.
A BABY girl named Eevee after a Pokemon Go character will do incredibly well in life, scientists believe.
LLOYDS Bank has disposed of 3,000 local bank workers who started the financial crisis from their roles behind counters.
UNHEALTHY office staff have been advised to get out of their chairs and run from their workplace, never to return.
BRITONS are worried that Labour leadership candidate Owen Smith might try to sell them life insurance or solar panels, they have revealed.