AN arts twat claims to have curated a cup of tea by adding milk and sugar.
THE machine from Florence + the Machine is getting tired of doing all the work, it has revealed.
ED Miliband and Nicola Sturgeon have once again failed to fully explore their emotional wants and needs.
MILLIONS have flocked to beaches, parks and pub gardens where they have pretended not to be slightly cold.
RICHARD Desmond has boosted UKIP's election campaign with a £1m donation generated by breasts.
HAVING discovered life-giving water on Mars, NASA scientists are hoping to address further questions posed by David Bowie.
THE Welsh tourist agency has been promoting the country with images of tropical beaches and the Taj Mahal.
38-YEAR-OLD Tom Booker has decided at keep his rave ‘tape packs’ despite being an adult with responsibilities.
OLD white men are to behave as they please unless it affects other old white men.