A PAIR of deranged maniacs are going to take their children to a music festival while their friends stand back and let them.
JEREMY Corbyn had admitted that Labour’s Copeland loss means they can no longer ignore the serious flaws of Britain’s electorate.
TEENAGERS have declared themselves privileged to live in the golden age of music represented by flame-haired genius Ed Sheeran.
NUTRITIONISTS have claimed eating two, four, six, or eight portions of fruit and vegetables every day is healthy, but eating one, three, five, or seven could be fatal.
A WOMAN who keeps voting for Conservative governments cannot understand why her local services are terrible.
UKIP have responded to the Stoke by-election defeat by saying they do not need MPs because everyone does what they want anyway.
LEICESTER City’s owners have sacked title-winning manager Claudio Ranieri, the fans of the club and the city of Leicester itself.
THE White House has confirmed that President Donald Trump is on glue.
A NEW BBC Scotland channel will show English period dramas with voiceovers from Scottish people calling everyone ‘bawbags’.