MILLIONS of men are about to pretend a shaving accident caused them to remove their beard.
HIPPY parents will be giving their children drab, joyless dairy-free Easter eggs again this year, it has been confirmed.
MATCH of the Day pundit Alan Hansen has insisted that a team will win the Premier League.
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BRITONS are currently either away or brimming with resentment, it has emerged.
THE NEW series of Mad Men climaxes with the writing and recording of the Um Bongo advert.
BRITAIN'S 2ft super-rats have said they only want to scrabble about on your sleeping body.