DAVID Cameron has insisted bombing Libya and then forgetting about it was an act of statesmanship.
HSBC is to move its HQ from London and is considering an offer from the pirate king of Somalia.
THE union between England and Scotland is stupid and wrong, David Cameron has finally admitted.
CROWDS outside St Mary’s Hospital in West London have been hurling abuse at any non-royal newborns.
LONDONERS are competing to plunge into quirky, independently-run holes in the pavement.
A MAN who turns into the Hulk has revealed it never happens when he actually needs it.
THE Conservatives and Labour have unveiled Boris Johnson as their secret weapon.
DAVID Cameron has urged England’s xenophobes to focus on Scottish people.
A PETITION to stop Glasgow being razed to the ground has reached 30 signatures and is hoping to hit 50 by the weekend.