ANY business which claims to be successful is covering up a huge hole in its accounts, analysts have confirmed.
SOUP is continuing to insist it is a main course despite barely functioning as a starter.
ANYONE asked to undertake unpaid work can exchange Facebook ‘likes’ for food under a new government initiative.
IT is quite simple, there is a list of gits and you vote for one.
ARGENTINIAN motoring show Marcha Mas has left outrage in its wake on a trip to the UK.
ONLY animals go to Heaven, it has emerged.
MANCHESTER City captain Vincent Kompany has admitted his side was distracted against CSKA Moscow by the lack of abusive chanting.
BRITAIN'S national character now includes the belief that everything is an evil conspiracy.
A COMMUNITY choir that welcomes all singing abilities would quite like it if the tuneless ones stopped turning up, it has emerged.