CLASSY supermarket Waitrose has completely lost it after everyone took the piss with its free hot drinks.
MOTHER of three Nikki Hollis was given £10 by a stranger to leave her local pub and take her kids with her.
ANDY Murray's fiancee has dismissed her expletive-filled tirade against his Australian Open semi-final opponent as nothing compared to when she steps in catshit.
LONDON'S Natural History Museum will remove a fat-shaming dinosaur exhibit, it has confirmed.
THE spin-off from hit drama Breaking Bad is a documentary about the flora and fauna of the New Mexico desert, its producers have revealed.
A CAT has clawed its way out of a shallow grave and returned home to terrify its delighted owner.
SELF-STYLED African football fan Tom Logan has annoyed work colleagues by repeatedly making references to Equatorial Guinea.
UKIP is courting the vote of immigrants who hate what they see in the mirror, it has confirmed.
A NEW crowdfunding website has been launched to help people who want free money for drugs.