FUSSY, demanding people are hinting that they have mild OCD as a means of justifying their behaviour.
ADRIAN Chiles has been dropped from ITV's football coverage after admitting he is undergoing a series of operations to become a badger.
THE people, places, objects and locations that make up the physical world are not as fulfilling as smartphones, it has emerged.
THE government's contemporary plain packaging for cigarettes has made them desirable once again.
A SIX-YEAR-OLD girl has written a letter to a train company asking why they are such bastards.
DRAGONS’ Den entrepreneur Levi Roots has announced a new condiment inspired by obscure early 80s experimental rock music.
UNDERCOVER reporter Mazher Mahmood, posing as an Arab sheikh, has become the new ruler of Saudi Arabia.
THE Sun has reinstated semi-naked females on its third page, but will stick with non-human species.
THE facial appendage on Tutankhamun’s burial mask is a hastily-attached chair leg, it has emerged.