A FORMER 007 has claimed that Jeremy Corbyn does not have what it takes to fight the evil forces of SMERSH.
I'm in the shit. I need an excuse, and quick, can you help? Yours, Sir John Chilcot
INDIE legends The Smiths have admitted they will eventually play a series of hate-filled reunion gigs.
TAXI drivers and men on bikes are almost at the point where they will stop disguising their lust as loathing.
RAIL companies have devised an incomprehensible new fare structure, specially for women.
BEING petty in the work place is the main reason people go to work in the morning.
A NEW Tinder-style phone app is helping people find compatible daytime drinking partners.
CHINA is to return to full-scale communism after realising capitalism is not really its 'bag'.
BENEDICT Cumberbatch’s mother last night praised her son’s Hamlet saying it was ‘a million times better than that shit he did Star Trek’.