ALEX Salmond has voted 'No' to Scottish independence.
THE third largest of the Shetland Islands has threatened to launch its own bid for independence if the islands separate from an independent Scotland.
ANDY Murray has backed Scottish independence and offered to pay the country’s state pensions when everything goes to hell.
INTERNET debates can be won by simply inventing evidence, it has been confirmed.
IF you get bitten by a walker and don't immediately chop the infected area off, you'll turn within 12 hours. Every golfer knows that.
CHELSEA is to pounce for a Romanian labelled ‘the next Lionel Messi’ as soon as his umbilical cord is cut.
A FALL in unemployment may be connected to Iain Duncan Smith’s new pie shop in central London.
SCOTLAND’S independence referendum has finally caused the country to go full Scottish.
CATS have asked for a change in policy so they can be owned by people who are not weird.