A GROUP of New York mobsters has visited Britain to get tips on exploitation from train companies.
RYANAIR has introduced ‘business class’ by selling tickets for proper airlines.
I LIKE to move around the shelves, rubbing myself over the displays.
TECHNOLOGY giant Apple has launched a campaign to remove the negative connotations of the word ‘gimmick’.
PRIMARY schoolchildren are to be educated in ending relationships by text, email, and Skype.
BUILDERS have completed the first UK home made entirely from television sets.
GOVERNMENT cuts affect poor people less because they like horrible cheap shit, David Cameron has explained.
THE privileged young elite among Wetherspoon pub customers have been documenting their exploits on Instagram.
THOUSANDS of physically attractive people don’t have anywhere to live, according to pop stars.