GARYS could be wiped out within a generation after it emerged there have been no children named Gary since 1992.
EVERY child who dressed up for ‘World Book Day’ was just a character from a popular film.
THE UK's population boom is caused by British mothers giving birth to fully-grown Eastern European tradespeople, research has shown.
FIVE-year-olds are playing 'Dodge the Taxman' in the playground in a bid to emulate their sporting role models.
VOTERS have advised the Conservatives that they will need more than ten minutes of free parking to win the election.
CELEBRITIES are so detached from everyday life they are landing their planes wherever they want, experts have claimed.
FANS attending a Wombats gig have half-heartedly requested the band return a second time while checking their phones.
FAIRIES evicted from a wood in Somerset have turned to drugs and crime, it has emerged.
ISRAELI prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu has announced that the United States is at war with Iran.