A WOMAN has decided against having children because it is loads of hassle.
A MAN instinctively knows that all music made since about 2002 is shit without even having to hear it, he has revealed.
A NUMBER of Bovis houses have appeared on shelves at TK Maxx after recent damage to the brand.
MANY Britons wrongly assume they can still drink as much as they used to, it has emerged.
THE NHS must stop frittering money on fancy operations with all the latest equipment and drugs, ministers have claimed.
DONALD Trump’s closest adviser is a small boy who is the biggest bullshitter in his school, it has emerged.
THE Dalai Lama has claimed that he is not bothered about getting 50,000 ‘Likes' for his last Facebook post.
A FATHER did not say a word during a 10-hour family visit until telling his daughter to use the M69.
A SPIDER has broken an unspoken agreement to remain in the same highly visible spot in the bathroom.