DAILY Mail editor Paul Dacre insisted his ‘legs-it’ front page was ‘a bit of fun’ in a voice that made everyone think of a derelict Victorian hospital.
THE exact opposite of anything Theresa May says is correct, concerned Britons have realised.
OUR reality is just a dream in the mind of sleeping Ed Sheeran, it has been confirmed.
CHEEKY 70s bus driver Stan Butler has been appointed guest editor of the Daily Mail.
CHILDREN will be allowed to travel abroad during term time as long as they bring back booze and fags for teachers.
A MAN who has benefited from constantly rising property prices somehow believes it is due to his excellent business skills.
A WOMAN'S excitement at eating a Creme Egg is visibly turning to remorse.
WORKERS have expressed no surprise that their strange new colleague was educated by his parents.
A WOMAN who has time-travelled by an hour is struggling to convince colleagues that she is from the past.