THE Lithuania side are looking forward to going in studs-first on England’s big names in tonight’s Euro qualifier.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has been advised that interest in her forthcoming baby is hovering around zero.
RESEARCHERS have definitively proven that children aged 11-16 are in complete command of any bus they are on.
LONDON hotel The Savoy has closed its doors after more than 125 years following a one-star TripAdvisor review.
THE UK government has been overthrown by a liberal elite junta headed by Guardian columnist Polly Toynbee.
SHOWING initiative is a waste of time for the person who does it and those who have to live with the consequences.
JEREMY Paxman drew dozens of crude sketches of what he would do to David Cameron and Ed Miliband during last night’s TV interviews.
THE tomb of Richard III includes interactive features, holograms and the music of Rick Wakeman.
THE BBC has confirmed that Top Gear will continue without Jeremy Clarkson as Britain is awash with boorish oafs.