LLOYDS Bank has disposed of 3,000 local bank workers who started the financial crisis from their roles behind counters.
A SMALL boy with a pet ferret has confirmed that it is far better than any Pokemon.
UNHEALTHY office staff have been advised to get out of their chairs and run from their workplace, never to return.
BRITONS are worried that Labour leadership candidate Owen Smith might try to sell them life insurance or solar panels, they have revealed.
THE FA will substitute lower-league teams who reach the FA Cup final for popular clubs like Manchester United.
A WOMAN describing the Netflix series Stranger Things has admitted that it does sound shite.
I LOVE reality TV, especially the gritty fly-on-the-wall documentary series about a young female pig called Peppa.
A RECENTLY-DUMPED man is not sure why being ‘too nice’ was such a problem.
UKIP is to accelerate its leadership election to fill the bellend void left by Nigel Farage.