A MASSIVE dome full of the horrible things that twats like is to be built in Dubai.
CONSTANTLY criticising your child’s school is a vital part of being a shit parent, it has been claimed.
PEOPLE wearing expired festival wristbands are a limitless source of tiresome drug anecdotes, it has been claimed.
BEING beaten by Britain in a military conflict is the secret to winning the World Cup, it has been claimed.
FLIES have admitted the universe contains a substance which light can pass through but they cannot.
MILLIONAIRES who tried to avoid donating to the Conservative party are to be hit with punitive tax bills.
CHIMP researchers have discovered a lexicon of 66 gestures, 54 of which are jokes at the expense of Sir David Attenborough.
GOVERNMENT agencies have been advised that 98% of internet traffic is breasts and shopping.
I, CALIGULA, have been the mastermind behind the Glasgow 2014 Commonwealth Games!