BRITAIN’S teeth are imperfect because they haven’t had lots of weird expensive shit done to them, it has emerged.
FIFA president Sepp Blatter has confirmed that Qatar remains the birthplace of football and no investigation will change that.
DOZENS of angry parents have complained about a badly organised Game of Thrones fun day.
WEST Ham has been disappointed by how many of the applicants to becomes its manager are departing boss Sam Allardyce.
BLANKETS with arms have no place in a civilised world, it has been claimed.
PARENTS have praised Mexican demon Charlie for giving children something to do during the half term break.
Aries (21 MAR-19 APR) Trouble at work this week, when the search for a missing stapler uncovers your life-sized Gregg Wallace doll made of Post It notes.
NORWICH City owner Delia Smith has turned down the club's promotion, insisting the Premier League is too fancy.
A GAY Irish man who can now legally wed his partner is desperate not to.