GREECE’S former finance minister has unveiled plans to ride around on his motorbike having martial arts battles with local villains.
ITV REALITY show Love Island is to be retitled Knobhead Peninsula for the remainder of the current series.
THE best way to maintain youthful looks is to live in a delusional fantasy world, it has emerged.
SECURITY staff at Wireless Festival were overwhelmed by crowds fleeing the likes of David Guetta and Nicki Minaj.
NOTTINGHAM post-punk duo Sleaford Mods have expressed surprise and joy at becoming godparents to Princess Charlotte.
ACADEMICALLY exceptional people are lying about their inability to do everyday domestic tasks, it has emerged.
GREEK king of the gods Zeus has warned his mortal subjects that he is not up for any sort of confrontation with Angela Merkel.
TIZER has been named a fizzy drink of outstanding cultural importance by the UN.
THE government has told the BBC not to prejudice the public by referring to the T-800 as the Terminator.