Terry dedicates Champions League win to himself
JOHN Terry's single-handed capture of the Champions League trophy was especially for John Terry, it has emerged.
Britain pathetically excited about sunshine
THE prospect of decent weather has inspired truly heartbreaking levels of joy across the UK.
Warhammer more than just a hobby, says Miliband
FANTASY battle game Warhammer is a serious military simulation, according to Labour leader Ed Miliband.
Yoda: Corporate bitch I now am
ONCE-GREAT Jedi Master Yoda will flog anything for cash, it has emerged.
Owen vows to continue top-flight sitting
MICHAEL Owen believes his career in being seated can continue at the highest level after leaving Manchester United.
Euros disintegrating in sunlight
EURO banknotes are dissolving into thin air at the touch of the sun as if they were never real.
Receptionist shocked to discover sidebar fame
A 22-YEAR-OLD Londoner has been amazed to find more than a hundred stories about her weight, dress sense and love life on the Daily Mail's website.
