A COUPLE'S quest to find a pub serving Sunday roasts has entered its third county without success.
EDINBURGH residents have been told they can return safely to the city without being performed at.
A LYING bastard of a phone claimed it had at least 12 percent battery life left before dying two minutes later.
TAXI drivers and men on bikes are almost at the point where they will stop disguising their lust as loathing.
A COMPANY has gone bankrupt after every member of staff perfected the art of looking like they were actually working.
A NEW Tinder-style phone app is helping people find compatible daytime drinking partners.
A CHIEF executive has told his employees not to sweat the small stuff as the universe is indifferent to quarterly sales figures.
LEICESTER has been named as next year’s UK anti-arts city.
I'm in the shit. I need an excuse, and quick, can you help? Yours, Sir John Chilcot