PATIENTS have asked doctors' receptionists if they can please stop looking at them like that.
GAY marriage could force Britain to read about a newly married lesbian queen opening a hospital, it has emerged.
APPLE'S diehard fans are queuing outside the company's stores eager to snap-up the latest beautifully designed way of avoiding tax.
FORMER Premier League players have joined forces to fight crime in exotic locations.
BRITAIN'S gay men and women have defied angry Tories by taking their gayness to a new and hotter level.
CHILDREN should be warned about Femail Today as soon they have access to the internet, it has been claimed.
DAVID Cameron has admitted that he is the senior Tory who called activists 'swivel-eyed loons'.
GRAND Designs presenter Kevin McCloud lives on an estate called The Glades, it has emerged.
JOHN Lennon’s guitar has been purchased to play the hits of Paul McCartney.