VOTERS are heading to polling stations to decide if the nation will stay in the EU, before discovering that one is next month.
EVERYONE should take a moment to consider how mental lobsters are, according to experts.
TORY London mayoral candidate Zac Goldsmith has locked himself in a toilet with a book of Latin poetry and some truffles.
A SUNSHINE-INSPIRED attempt to do a social activity not involving the pub immediately died on its arse, it has emerged.
LONDON commuters delayed for hours by a fire on the tracks at Vauxhall are thrilled that there is a genuine reason for once.
THERE should be more children's programmes dealing with apocalyptic themes.
CLAUDIO Ranieri has bid a fond farewell to the city of Leicester before riding into the sunset mounted on a unicorn.
LEADING hipsters have met in a craft ale pub to discuss whether gammon should be the next food trend.
A PERFECTLY rational man is planning to build a nuclear fallout shelter after reading about Donald Trump’s presidential nomination.