A COMMON-LOOKING couple in a fancy restaurant were only there because of an internet voucher, according to fellow diners.
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THE ball used for the World Cup has been confiscated.
THE reclusive tycoon at head of the Virgin corporation has been revealed as ‘Richard Branson’.
MAGIC mushrooms could help people to hallucinate they are on the property ladder.
ARCHAEOLOGISTS have unearthed bones of man’s first annoying relatives, who were always turning up at his cave on weekends.
YOUR pompous authoritarian ways make you a prime candidate for ridicule.
BRITAIN’S teeth are imperfect because they haven’t had lots of weird expensive shit done to them, it has emerged.
FIFA president Sepp Blatter has confirmed that Qatar remains the birthplace of football and no investigation will change that.