A FRIEND’S friend has revealed himself to be an unmitigated arsehole.
A LIVERPOOL fan who joined the Anfield ticket prices walkout has just realised that Sunderland scored twice in the last ten minutes.
A WOMAN’S otherwise convincing presentation has been undermined by the fading nightclub entry stamp on the back of her hand.
AMERICA celebrated last night as the Memphis Ocelots beat the Las Vegas Assholes in Superbowl 50.
DOCTORS only do it because they like cutting people up or making them take their clothes off, health secretary Jeremy Hunt has claimed.
NORMAL people will be able to commandeer the lifestyle of a local hipster, it has been confirmed.
THE recent spate of celebrity deaths is because you, and all the famous people you like, are getting really old, experts have confirmed.
A MAN who has been waiting for his Argos purchase for more than 15 minutes is being arbitrarily detained in violation of his human rights, the UN has ruled.
MOTHERS on Facebook have been sharing pictures of the porky little things that came out of their fannies.