CONSPIRACY theorists have finally been convinced there is no secret society running the country because no-one could possibly believe any of this was orchestrated.
TWO youths convicted of selling cannabis in Wolverhampton have been sentenced to a fortnight at Hilton Park services on the M6.
A COMPANY’S production line was halted yesterday after one of its products almost failed to be covered in pointless, annoying stickers.
A SOLID gold South American idol, lost for 1,600 years, has been found unexpectedly in the self-service bagging area of a Swindon Tesco.
THE hot weather has turned casual Friday in offices around the UK into a riot of inappropriate clothing, workers have confirmed.
SPORTS Direct boss Mike Ashley runs his business like a Victorian workhouse as a homage to his favourite writer Charles Dickens.
BRITISH citizens living on the Costa del Sol are now more Spanish than the Spaniards themselves, they have confirmed.
STUDENT nurses are to be recruited from the society pages of Tatler after the withdrawal of bursaries.
THE Football Association has finally given up and appointed Sam Allardyce as England manager.