Man in new relationship fakes joy at autumn colours
A BOYFRIEND of two months has expressed fake wonder at how the leaves have changed colour.
For Christ’s sake get home before the little bastards come out, UK warned
PEOPLE should be in a state of lockdown inside their homes before children armed with fireworks start roaming the streets, officials have warned.
Nativity rewritten to include promotional Coke lorry
THE story of Jesus’s birth now includes a large red lorry with corporate branding, it has been confirmed.
New PayPal ad features Richard Dawkins explaining why Father Christmas is a lie
PAYPAL’s seasonal advertising campaign stars Richard Dawkins telling children that Father Christmas is a logical impossibility.
Half-and-half football shirts change according to who's winning
NEW half-and-half football shirts switch their colours and design as play goes on so the wearer is always on the winning side.
Ask Holly: Instagram destroyed my soul
MY GRANNY post photos of random old lady stuff.
Friends suspect man may be lying about the North
SOUTHERN friends of a man from the North suspect he is lying about how gritty yet welcoming the region is, they have revealed.
Bear Grylls attempting to survive London on average salary
BEAR Grylls’ latest challenge is to live in London while earning £12.50 an hour.
Lidl Christmas advert shows argument in drink aisle
LIDL has unveiled its Christmas advert about a husband attempting to justify the purchase of thirty cans of bitter.
