Older workers kept alive by hate

PEOPLE who don't retire live longer because they are fuelled by hatred for their co-workers.

Beckham 'had been playing football' since leaving Man United
DAVID Beckham continued to play professional football from time to time after leaving Manchester United, it has emerged.

Mrs Phillips in room seven
Oh my, would you look at this. BBC2, nine o’clock, ‘The Fisters’.

Doctor Who's target audience is Stephen Hawking
FORMER kids' TV series Doctor Who is now aimed at Stephen Hawking, according to showrunner Stephen Moffat.

Male aggression caused by chafing
STOCKY men are aggressive because their clothes are constantly chafing.

Science fiction fans now harder than football fans
SCIENCE fiction conventions are attracting more hard bastards than football matches, it has emerged.

Most men 'don't know what masculinity is'
MOST British men have no idea what masculinity would actually involve, it has been confirmed.

Fast & Furious 6 ‘totally homosexual’
FAST & Furious 6 is aimed exclusively at a gay audience, its makers have revealed.

New rollercoaster guaranteed to kill you
THEME park Alton Towers has unveiled a new rollercoaster so extreme that it guarantees no rider will survive the experience.

















