THE hot weather has turned casual Friday in offices around the UK into a riot of inappropriate clothing, workers have confirmed.
SPORTS Direct boss Mike Ashley runs his business like a Victorian workhouse as a homage to his favourite writer Charles Dickens.
BRITISH citizens living on the Costa del Sol are now more Spanish than the Spaniards themselves, they have confirmed.
STUDENT nurses are to be recruited from the society pages of Tatler after the withdrawal of bursaries.
A SOLID gold South American idol, lost for 1,600 years, has been found unexpectedly in the self-service bagging area of a Swindon Tesco.
DONALD Trump has told America that he is actually an enormous eagle with red-and-white striped wings.
THE RESIDENT of the flat next door likes the song that goes 'dun dun dun, dun-dun dun-dun dun dun’ so much she is playing it over and over again.
THE Football Association has finally given up and appointed Sam Allardyce as England manager.
THE 180,000 new registered Labour supporters thought they were buying exclusive front-row access to a Beyonce gig.