A FAMILY’S Waitrose food delivery contained a massive loudmouthed spider with old-fashioned sexist views.
A GROUP of caners spotted in a Welsh valley noted for psilocybin mushrooms have claimed they were just getting some fresh air.
LABOUR leader Ed Miliband is still technically on work experience and has yet to receive a wage.
JUSTICE minister Chris Grayling has announced tough new penalties for individuals using sarcasm online.
THE Honey Monster is suffering from type 2 diabetes, it has emerged.
LIVERPOOL'S 3-2 victory against QPR only happened in striker Raheem Sterling's sleeping mind, the FA has confirmed.
A GROUP of conference attendees making strained conversation at the bar have realised that they are networking.
CONCEITED rocker Bono has announced plans for a free gift of a turd among your socks.
A MAN who was trapped in a Waterstones has had an idea for a novel.