GROWN-UPS should stop expecting to be treated as if they are special once a year, it has been claimed.
BRAWLING is the most effective way to shed excess weight, according to doctors.
GIANT lizards from prehistory were just made up to sell toys and books, scientists have admitted.
TONY Blair is to give all his material possessions to the Labour Party.
ED Miliband has admitted to employing a nasty little Scottish woman to help around the house.
THE creator of Bitcoin has been revealed as a mere mortal who cannot dispense hearts, brains or courage.
NATIONALISM continues to be the best way of making everything better, it has been confirmed.
BERNIE Ecclestone has struck a deal to take Formula One to the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie.
THE people who were utterly convinced that fat was the worst thing are now utterly convinced that it is sugar.