A MAN has been deceived into thinking he is a professional chef by food websites and celebrity cookbooks.
SCIENTISTS have been unable to identify a single worthwhile reason for dropping litter.
MOST of the food at Piers Morgan’s 50th birthday party remained uneaten, it has been confirmed.
DAVID Cameron and Ed Miliband have confirmed that one of them is going to be prime minister in a few weeks.
PEOPLE with big letters strewn around their homes are illiterate morons, it has been confirmed.
BRITONS lost what would have been their greatest hour over the weekend.
ACTIVIST and author Naomi Klein’s hair looks too good, it has been claimed.
AS Britain prepares to spend £300 million on chocolate, experts have confirmed that chips are still far better.
FORMER X Factor host Dermot O’Leary was shown clips of his time on the show before being dropped into Simon Cowell’s carnivore pit.