NO diner prefers a slab of black rock to a plate, chefs have been informed.
'COFFEE' served in Scottish cafes is actually high strength lager.
THOUSANDS of Britons are hiring specialist image manipulators to simulate exotic cycling trips.
ARSENAL midfielder Mesut Ozil has not yet been able to touch the World Cup.
THE arrival of an Ocado delivery van outside a suburban home has aroused strong interest among neighbours.
DISCARDED laughing gas cylinders will be all that remains of our culture in a million years, according to experts.
NEW Irish employee Kyla Burns has surprised her colleagues by revealing there are no hidden letters in her name.
BRITAIN’S insecure, attention-seeking climate has been told to get a grip.
ISRAEL has reached out to Palestinians with the offer of a ceasefire lasting almost nine seconds.