A WELSH criminal has been sentenced to live in London.
A MUM’S desire to ‘do something different’ at Christmas has been met with fear and suspicion by her family, it has emerged.
GEORGE Osborne has threatened to ‘disappear’ everyone on a building site after they criticised his bricklaying technique.
A 29-YEAR-OLD woman’s bizarre and convoluted dream has no meaning whatsoever, it has been confirmed.
A 43-YEAR-OLD man has become so emotionally attached to the seasoned hardwood logs in his woodshed that he is refusing to let anyone burn them.
Aries (21 MAR-19 APRIL) After some custard creams are accidentally eaten from your desk today, you have no option but to set fire to the building as a retaliatory measure.
ISIS has paid the Sun and the Daily Mail five figure sums for ‘strategic public relations and reputation management’.
THE NEXT dominant species on the planet is following the news of a downed Russian jet on the Syria-Turkey border with growing interest.
A MAN has spent a ridiculous amount of money on Christmas gifts for his six month-old son.