A SMALL boy with a pet ferret has confirmed that it is far better than any Pokemon.
LLOYDS Bank has disposed of 3,000 local bank workers who started the financial crisis from their roles behind counters.
UNHEALTHY office staff have been advised to get out of their chairs and run from their workplace, never to return.
BRITONS are worried that Labour leadership candidate Owen Smith might try to sell them life insurance or solar panels, they have revealed.
UKIP is to accelerate its leadership election to fill the bellend void left by Nigel Farage.
THE gap between those who buy expensive packs of pre-sliced fruit and normal people is wider than previously thought, experts have found.
ENGLISH people who keep taking the piss out of Scotland are also baffled as to why the country might want independence.
A WOMAN describing the Netflix series Stranger Things has admitted that it does sound shite.
THE FA will substitute lower-league teams who reach the FA Cup final for popular clubs like Manchester United.