Concern over widespread happiness
EXPERTS are puzzled that over 80% of people in the UK do not feel pissed off.
BBC paid for Tom Jones to hunt humans
THE BBC paid vast sums to allow The Voice star Sir Tom Jones to hunt humans, it has emerged.
Key similarity between Christ and Superman is that they're both made-up, say experts
THE stories of Christ and Superman share many elements that are completely fictional, experts have revealed.
Flash Gordon to investigate unusual weather
AMERICAN football player Flash Gordon is to investigate the UK’s recent unusual weather.
God is dead, say Girl Guides
GOD is dead and patriotism is intellectually bankrupt, the Girl Guides have announced.
Amazing Google office has wank shed
GOOGLE'S incredible HQ has been revamped to include a shed where employees can masturbate.
Joe Kinnear wants Newcastle to play in comet formation
NEWCASTLE United's Director of Football plans to reshape the team formation to all chasing after the ball at once.
Home workers being sexually harassed by themselves
PEOPLE who work from home are routinely coercing themselves to perform inappropriate acts, it has emerged.
Redundancy for soldiers who didn't kill anyone
SOLDIERS who failed to meet Afghan death targets are to be sacked.
