SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon has set out her plans for the entire universe.
FINDING some room for migrants is preferable to letting them drown, EU taxpayers have stressed.
RELATIONSHIPS are about dumping your partner before they can dump you, it has been claimed.
ED Miliband has unveiled a raft of policies aimed at drunk women after high-level talks with a hen party.
A LOCAL newsagent has an astounding array of pornographic magazines, it has emerged.
A 21-YEAR-OLD student has refused to make any tiresome excuses for not voting.
THE reinvention of Matthew McConaughey's acting career has entered a period of philosophic upheaval and rational, scientific debate.
AN arts twat claims to have curated a cup of tea by adding milk and sugar.
THE machine from Florence + the Machine is getting tired of doing all the work, it has revealed.