MOTHER of three Nikki Hollis was given £10 by a stranger to leave her local pub and take her kids with her.
RAIL bosses have given up trying to control their trains and have set them free to roam wild.
COMFORTABLY-OFF socialists in the UK have expressed concern that Alexis Tsipras appears to live without lots of nice things.
PEOPLE under 30 are to be banned from achieving any kind of success.
THE trend for sharing a rented room with a complete stranger has been welcomed by people who have no friends due to their weird personalities.
FOLLOWING the weekend's giant-killing FA Cup wins, the Premier League has promised that next weekend's dwarf-crushings will continue as usual.
GREEK voters have defied expectation by choosing not to be beaten like cringing dogs for the next five years.
PAUL McCartney has become the first artist to irritate three generations of music fans after appearing on Rihanna's new single.
HAVING an innovative multimedia CV makes you stand out from the pack as a particularly tedious person, according to employers.