WHITE van drivers are the fulcrum upon which the world turns, it has been confirmed.
A MAN has forfeited his basic human rights after returning a dented can of baked beans.
STEAMPUNKS have won their battle for free quasi-Victorian corrective eyewear.
SSE’S ape advert was inspired by peyote-fuelled sweat lodge rituals, it has emerged.
LEWIS Hamilton has been recognised as the country’s number one Lewis of all time.
MILLIONS of Britons secretly enjoy Christmas and are actively looking forward to it.
POLICE are to get new powers to link computer hacking suspects with the shadowy, menacing figures seen in stock images.
THE shady figure who sold Myleene Klass a Catford garage for £2 million is refusing to discuss the deal.
THE Rochester house covered in England flags is a Marxist commune, it has emerged.