WOMEN do not need salaries as high as men because there is less of them to pay, businesses have insisted.
A TWO-YEAR-OLD'S parents are discouraging him from thinking of binmen, postmen or men driving big diggers as role models.
THE mother of Jeremy Hunt remains proud of him, no matter what anyone says.
A MAN who does not like football died laughing after discovering the price of a ticket.
LISTENING to what actors think is stupid because they are stupid, it has been confirmed.
AN ATTRACTIVE woman has been marked as an alpha male’s property with a territorial Valentine’s bouquet.
ALL 53,000 junior doctors are to retrain as corporate brand managers for the same pay and no working weekends.
SCIENTISTS are under attack after making a huge fuss about ‘gravitational waves’ then failing to explain what they are.
A MALE office worker with a cold is excitedly awaiting clever and funny remarks about how he actually has ‘man flu’, it has emerged.