THE Mermaid’s Head, a no-frills Wearside boozer that specialises in delivering a proper hiding, has been named the nation’s best fighting pub by The Guardian.
A FIVE-year-old beard has sought a divorce from his 28-year-old London-based owner.
THE SUN is to end its topless Page 3 feature because the UK’s supply of tits has been exhausted.
ORDINARY Americans have warned Scotland the momentous change it is being sold is total bullshit.
A GROUP of first-year students at the University of Leeds have formed a bond that will last decades.
NEW US airstrikes on Syria will restore peace in the region with no further complications, rubble or death.
SPELLING words correctly no longer matters to anyone, it has emerged.
PUZZLED Scots have asked David Cameron to explain the mystery word in his 'effing Tories' comment.
SLAVES across the world are fully employed for the 4,600th year since records began.