A MUM’S desire to ‘do something different’ at Christmas has been met with fear and suspicion by her family, it has emerged.
Aries (21 MAR-19 APRIL) After some custard creams are accidentally eaten from your desk today, you have no option but to set fire to the building as a retaliatory measure.
A 29-YEAR-OLD woman’s bizarre and convoluted dream has no meaning whatsoever, it has been confirmed.
GEORGE Osborne has threatened to ‘disappear’ everyone on a building site after they criticised his bricklaying technique.
ISIS has paid the Sun and the Daily Mail five figure sums for ‘strategic public relations and reputation management’.
THE NEXT dominant species on the planet is following the news of a downed Russian jet on the Syria-Turkey border with growing interest.
A MAN has spent a ridiculous amount of money on Christmas gifts for his six month-old son.
CAREFUL bicycle users are increasingly using the pavement as a way to avoid the dangers of the road.
EXPERTS giving out dietary advice believe everyone spends their days sitting down in a nice warm office, it has emerged.