BRITAIN has agreed that this week is a total waste of everyone's time.
A MAN has spent some of his two percent pay rise on some slightly better quality petrol.
JEREMY Corbyn’s lack of a plan to invade Iraq would spell disaster for Labour, Tony Blair has claimed.
EDINBURGH residents have been told they can return safely to the city without being performed at.
A LYING bastard of a phone claimed it had at least 12 percent battery life left before dying two minutes later.
TAXI drivers and men on bikes are almost at the point where they will stop disguising their lust as loathing.
A NEW Tinder-style phone app is helping people find compatible daytime drinking partners.
A COMPANY has gone bankrupt after every member of staff perfected the art of looking like they were actually working.
A COUPLE'S quest to find a pub serving Sunday roasts has entered its third county without success.