SOUTHERN trains has admitted its passengers are 'resilient bastards' who do not know when they are beaten.
WHEN Ed Miliband stumbled on his dismount from the Question Time podium last night, he threw away Labour's election hopes.
THE Microsoft website which tells you how old you look is thoroughly enjoying your horrified reaction.
LECHEROUS builders who wolf-whistle at women must now behave similarly towards men.
USE of the insult ‘prick’ is at its highest level since the late 1980s, researchers have found.
LIVERPOOL FC manager Brendan Rodgers has announced that he is sacking the club after yet another disappointing season.
BRITAIN has condemned small talk as idiotic and pointless and called for its immediate abolition.
THE Scottish National Party is to develop its own flag and a special salute for party members.
The Prime Minister has offered to delay the general election for five years to give voters chance to make up their minds.