THE Guardian newspaper has launched its annual appeal to make you feel dreadful about Christmas.
FACEBOOK has launched a feature allowing users to express pleasure when friends post bad news.
MANCHESTER United manager David Moyes said the team’s dismal form is the sort of thing that happens to him all the time.
COMIC Relief will soon have the ability to launch strategic comedians.
THE destruction of a Lenin statue in the Ukraine has been condemned by hipsters who wanted it for their roof garden.
WORLD of Warcraft was monitored by NSA agents to assess the risk of orcs invading mainland America, it has been confirmed.
SHERLOCK Holmes can return from the dead because he is magic, Sherlock creator Steven Moffat has revealed.
MEMBERS of Parliament are sure their 11 percent pay rise will eventually be seen as a political masterstroke.
ALL-CONQUERING glamour club Stoke City are now a mathematical certainty to win the Premier League.