GIANT lizards from prehistory were just made up to sell toys and books, scientists have admitted.
NATIONALISM continues to be the best way of making everything better, it has been confirmed.
BERNIE Ecclestone has struck a deal to take Formula One to the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie.
THE people who were utterly convinced that fat was the worst thing are now utterly convinced that it is sugar.
PROFESSIONAL careers advisors have admitted that their job is awful so they should probably shut up.
THE England football team’s new psychologist will focus on helping players recover from nightmares about John Terry.
A TAX on kestrels belonging to underprivileged young boys is vital to Britain’s economic recovery, according to the prime minister.
STONEHENGE was a set of primitive percussion instruments used to keep kids busy on rainy days, it has emerged.
LENT is bollocks, it has been confirmed.