Facebook applies for housing benefit and tax credits

FACEBOOK’S small tax bill means it is eligible for a range of benefits for people on low incomes, it has emerged.

Unwary traveller falls into ‘super unleaded’ trap

A CARELESS driver has accidentally bought the more expensive type of petrol.

Deeply weird teenager refusing to smoke weed until it is legal

A 16-YEAR-OLD has decided not to try smoking cannabis until he gets the legal go-ahead.

Rugby World Cup still not over

THE RUGBY World Cup has entered its six month with no sign of it finishing any time soon.

Pro-Europe campaign is just photo of Farage

THE campaign to keep Britain in the EU is just a photo of Nigel Farage drinking some beer.

Loud people describe themselves as shy

BRASH, over-confident people almost always describe themselves as shy, it has emerged.

Porn magazines to focus on car articles that are real reason people buy them

ADULT magazines are to stop publishing nude pictures after readers demanded more lengthy articles about car engines.

Boyfriend ruins nice weekend by saying what he’s thinking

A MAN has ruined a lovely weekend with his girlfriend after answering a question truthfully.

Daniel Craig cannot find anything better than Bond at local Jobcentre Plus

ACTOR Daniel Craig has discovered that playing James Bond is better than almost every other job.