THE celebration of National Orgasm Day has been followed by a day of changing the subject, turning over and pretending to go to sleep.
A GROUP of neighbourhood dogs said last night’s two-hour barking session was one of the best this year.
EUROPE has ended the argument about whether British or German holidaymakers are the worst by confirming that they both are.
SCOTLAND has been overwhelmed by boring, self-obsessed people with something to prove.
SCIENTISTS are to map the DNA of everyone in Britain in a bid to find out why so many of you are dreadful.
PEOPLE who go to Burning Man festival have been explaining what it is in a slightly condescending tone.
WORKERS are being coerced into joining complex and tedious fantasy football games.
AN exciting new piece of technology is nowhere near ready and will never come into widespread use.
GATWICK has doubled its staff of surly baggage-flingers.