MEMBERS of a British family headed for Syria have confirmed they were just sick of the Midlands.
SELF-SATISFIED Steiner couples are totally behind the Green Party, it has emerged.
TIM Sherwood will forego traditional cup final 'mind games' in favour of subtly inferring that Arsene Wenger is unable to down a pint.
PEOPLE with pink hair have issued a document explaining who they are and what they want.
FIVE 'Nessie hunters' have been killed and eaten after a thrilling encounter with a giant aquatic lizard.
FORMER prime minister John Major has claimed the SNP is like Edwina Currie, but in a bad way.
THE supervoid was carefully placed to make the rest of the universe look 'cleaner', it has been claimed.
CHEFS working in open plan kitchens should have more amusing painful mishaps, according to restaurant customers.
SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon has set out her plans for the entire universe.