BURGER chain McDonald’s has a new slogan emphasising that at least its product is unpretentious.
43-YEAR-OLD Tom Booker’s cleaning regime is repeatedly applying to a TV series where strangers come and sort it out.
THE next individual to describe themselves as ‘loving’ this or that can be punched squarely in the face, the government has confirmed.
PLANS to make Arsene Wenger the voice of the London Underground have foundered after he failed to get a clear view of a single stop.
RURAL villages that mark Halloween with funny old-fashioned ceremonies always kill someone at the end, it has emerged.
BRITAIN’S middle class people are sick of having to stay in cold, draughty old cottages whenever they go on holiday.
THE Daily Mail has welcomed a poll which shows just how incredibly wrong British people are about levels of immigration.
POPE Francis has admitted he is improvising, all the time.
THE crew of the International Space Station has been told it will have to resort to cannibalism after a supply rocket blew up.