THE influx of hipsters to East London has resulted in a new hybrid species, scientists have announced.
BOOKIES have announced that Daniel Craig is odds on to become the first white actor to portray John Shaft.
A 42-YEAR-OLD man has been named as the UK's new lowest common denominator.
MEN’S penises are either porn-style monstrosities or minuscule sources of amusement, it has emerged.
GROWN-UP woman Emma Bradford believes her cat can see the spirits of the dead.
A MASS grave beneath Paris contains the bones of foreigners who starved while attempting to summon a waiter, it has emerged.
IF you want to be fit you have to keep doing exercise forever, it has emerged.
SOME people see this dress as white and gold because they have hidden racist opinions, it has emerged.
A DOG walker has bagged a pile of fresh canine faeces then put it back in almost the same place.