BRITISH tourists on the Greek island of Kos are having their holidays spoiled by refugees' stubborn desire to live.
THE world of professional football has expressed its outrage at the 'sickening' greed of FIFA officials.
NEW James Bond book Trigger Mortis sees the ageing spy in court for more than 22 cases of sexual harassment in the workplace.
A COMMON-LOOKING couple in a fancy restaurant were only there because of an internet voucher, according to fellow diners.
NONE of the European leaders visited on David Cameron’s whistle-stop tour of Europe are letting him use the toilet.
BRITAIN’S teeth are imperfect because they haven’t had lots of weird expensive shit done to them, it has emerged.
SEPP Blatter has confirmed he has quite tremendously huge testicles.
PEOPLE who use a swivel chair to make themselves dizzy face up to three years in prison.
FIFA president Sepp Blatter has confirmed that Qatar remains the birthplace of football and no investigation will change that.