MODERN men have been warned that their fathers could easily kick the shit out of them.
The announcement of a Blade Runner sequel, starring me, has sparked debate about whether it can live up to the original. It won't.
BRITAIN is recoiling from news that 'Jihadi John' was, from the age of six to 18, a child who attended school.
ED Miliband will take money from pensioners so he can bribe students who are going to vote Labour anyway.
MADONNA’S family has made the difficult decision to send her to Rydean Manor residential care home in Sussex.
ECONOMISTS have warned that unless immigration is drastically reduced the UK faces the biggest boom since the 1980s.
IT'S the underground sex craze that's gone overground, with bondage on Country File and vicars theming their sermons around butt plugs.
PSYCHOTIC terrorist ‘Jihadi John’ is hoping ISIS does not have strict rules about maintaining anonymity.
THE planet has confirmed that it does not support the Greens or want them to be encouraged.