A WOMAN has put one of her wedding photos on her Tinder profile, fuelling speculation that she is not yet fully over her ex.
FIRST-TIME buyers have been urged to start looking at buying property on Proxima B.
THE parents of a 16-year-old who failed his GCSEs are overjoyed with the reward money they have saved.
BANK holiday traffic chaos has hit the UK, with tens of thousands of motorists following each other in neat lines at low speed while obeying all laws of the road.
WITH his re-election as Labour leader a certainty, Jeremy Corbyn has admitted he is only performing hopelessly to annoy rival Owen Smith.
THE NHS will be an illegal underground network of flooded black-market hospitals manned by sinister masked surgeons by 2020, it has emerged.
THE MAJORITY of the crowd at the Perth Masters darts tournament have no idea that there is a darts tournament being played, they have confirmed.
NIGEL Farage has told an audience of Trump supporters that the power to completely devastate the nation they live in is in their hands.
A DISAPPOINTED British racist cannot find anyone bearded enough to get them thrown off his flight to Majorca.