WORKERS are being coerced into joining complex and tedious fantasy football games.
AN exciting new piece of technology is nowhere near ready and will never come into widespread use.
SOFTLY-SPOKEN Paul Scholes will be voiced by Julie Walters when he appears as a pundit on BT Sport.
CHILDREN have moved on from their love for pirates to a fascination with hired killers.
GLASGOW'S Commonwealth Games officials have confirmed that Usain Bolt is a dead man walking.
DAVID Cameron has set up a Cabinet committee to decide if ebola is a bad thing.
BRITONS are expected to vote in favour of opening a box containing unspeakable evil.
A WEDGE of Stilton has returned fully intact from its fifth picnic of the summer.
PIONEERING rugby league players may break with 119 years of tradition to avoid tackles instead of running straight into them.