ED Miliband and Nicola Sturgeon have once again failed to fully explore their emotional wants and needs.
OLD white men are to behave as they please unless it affects other old white men.
THE machine from Florence + the Machine is getting tired of doing all the work, it has revealed.
RICHARD Desmond has boosted UKIP's election campaign with a £1m donation generated by breasts.
THE Welsh tourist agency has been promoting the country with images of tropical beaches and the Taj Mahal.
THE absence of English sides from the Champions League quarter-finals has seen a disturbing increase in tactics and short passing.
AN arts twat claims to have curated a cup of tea by adding milk and sugar.
THE funds required to rebuild Manchester City could leave the once oil-rich United Arab Emirates facing ruin.
TWO close female friends claim to look almost identical despite this obviously not being the case.