LIVERPOOL fans are demanding the dismissal of the man who has yet to be confirmed as the club’s new manager.
BRITAIN has asked Tesco if it could stop dragging it out and just die.
A COUPLE'S forthcoming wedding has a whole f**king website devoted to it.
ORDINARY people trying to fight each other don’t look cool like in films, it has been confirmed.
Taurus (20 APRIL–20 MAY) This weekend, you recognise that your interest in music only extends as far as stealing it, not listening to it.
BRITONS have expressed shock that a US politician killed a goat and drank its blood without also shagging it.
THE problem of truancy has been solved by making it into a qualification.
THE BBC has revealed The Great British Bake Off is an 'enormously dangerous', population-wide experiment.
MIDDLE England has admitted the Tories are the baddies in a film, just like those lefties always claimed.