BRITAIN cheered last night as Mary Berry told a hipster to get the hell off her television programme.
WORKERS who demand to be paid are missing out on valuable opportunities to showcase themselves and add to their CVs, it has been claimed.
THE Tory MP who defected to UKIP has asked when he gets his free golliwog.
THE DVLA has a team of seven-year-old girls making its tax discs using colourful card and glitter.
FOLLOWING the successful example of MK Dons, Manchester United is to set up in the same town under the name MK Mancs.
AUSTRALIA has said it is willing to join bombing missions in Iraq, or anywhere else, because it loves a good fight.
NK MARIBOR has finally put an end to Celtic's Champions League campaign by removing its players' heads and burning their remains.
A GROUP of New York mobsters has visited Britain to get tips on exploitation from train companies.
RYANAIR has introduced ‘business class’ by selling tickets for proper airlines.