THE BBC has confirmed that Top Gear will continue without Jeremy Clarkson as Britain is awash with boorish oafs.
AFTER decades of women being described as being ‘pear-shaped’ and similar, men have been given their own contrived body shapes.
JEREMY Clarkson asked Oisin Tymon to drop his complaint in exchange for punching Richard Hammond as hard as he could.
ZAYN Malik’s core fanbase of men working in the building trade is today in shock.
A SHORTAGE of places in Hell means that the damned will be made to party in Magaluf for all eternity.
YOU need to spend some time with an old person like my granny.
THE prime minister has likened the UK to Thomas the Tank Engine, who is alway the direct cause of disaster.
MIDDLE-AGED couples are legally required to wear matching practical jackets to even the most inappropriate occasions, it has been confirmed.
LEADING punk scientists have confirmed the existence of a fourth chord.