A GROUP of conference attendees making strained conversation at the bar have realised that they are networking.
CONCEITED rocker Bono has announced plans for a free gift of a turd among your socks.
A MAN who was trapped in a Waterstones has had an idea for a novel.
YOUR behaviour when you are drunk represents your true personality, scientists have confirmed.
GHOSTS are a load of bollocks, it has been confirmed.
A GOVERNMENT minister has urged disabled people to rent out their wheelchairs when they are not sitting in them.
ATTACHING Russell Brand to a big cross would probably sort everything out, it has been claimed.
GAMERS are wildly pushing everyone’s buttons to unlock new powers to beat their critics, they have confirmed.
A NEW website which archives the Radio Times TV listings has confirmed that television has always been a waste of time.