‘Hey, remember that pig?’ asks Cameron
DAVID Cameron would prefer if Britain went back to talking about his romantic liaison with a dead pig.
Homeopath and man who buys premium petrol in committed relationship
A COUPLE who disagree on most things have been united by their love of bullshit products.
Internet hard man imagining unlikely scenarios to be hard in
A MAN spends a lot of time on the internet describing improbable situations he could resolve aggressively, it has emerged.
Neighbours at war because they are idiots who need to grow the f**k up
SOME neighbours have fallen out because they are petty, hostile morons who are just as bad as each other.
Archers writers encouraged to kill them all
THE writers of Radio 4 drama The Archers have been urged to kill off the entire village in an orgy of random violence.
Bristol declares crackdown on cannabis non-users
PEOPLE in Bristol who do not smoke cannabis face fines and possible imprisonment, it has emerged.
Man with £1 Leicester City bet reckons he’s clever
A STUPID man reckons he is some kind of god based on a frivolous bet.
Man receives award for alcohol-free weekend
A 38 YEAR-old man has been hailed a hero after spending an entire weekend without alcohol.
But Putin has such an honest face, says everyone
VLADIMIR Putin has such kind eyes that it is impossible to imagine him doing anything shady, according to the public.
