A MAN who opened divorce proceedings against his wife yesterday is looking around his bare flat wondering why he feels no different.
A MAN is opposed to protecting the environment because upsetting 'liberals' gives him a feeling of satisfaction, he has revealed.
A PASSENGER on a busy train is acting like her bags are not on the seat next to her.
AS prime minister and leader of your country, I have just done something which will have consequences completely unknown to me.
A WOMAN set a new record today by not hearing anyone say ‘Brexit’ for almost two hours after waking.
EU LEADERS are puzzled about why Britain wrote them a letter in the age of electronic communication.
SCOTLAND wants independence in a way that is nationalistic rather than patriotic, according to the government.
AN incredibly drunk Nick Clegg has been swearing violently at a pigeon in central London.
A GOOD-HEARTED attempted to befriend a widely ignored co-worker has backfired, it has emerged.