A MAN has instantly regretted taking an Ecstasy pill at his work Christmas party, it has emerged.
SAUDI Arabia has welcomed Theresa May’s decision to criticise Boris Johnson on the basis that she must have cleared it with her husband.
AWKWARDNESS has descended on an office after a man bought an expensive Christmas gift for a female colleague, it has emerged.
BREXITERS believe the weird local grievances that made them vote Leave will be addressed in the government’s plans.
STREAMING service Netflix has launched a new drama about some people who do a job.
ARTICLE 50 is set to be the name of some weird experimental band in the year 2076, long after anyone remembers what it meant.
THERE is no affliction which can't be cured with a Hatchimal for Christmas.
MOTHERS have demanded to know what time you are coming around on Christmas Day, to the nearest four minutes.
A MAN has been left furious after imagining a confrontation he might have if a hotel room was disappointing.