WALES is in turmoil after being beaten at rugby by a country that is indifferent to the sport.
HUMAN brains are inefficient sacks of jelly regardless of gender, according to new research.
MILLIONS are running until their legs give out just for something to do.
CRUFTS winner Ricky the poodle has said he just likes to do normal disgusting dog stuff.
GROWN-UPS should stop expecting to be treated as if they are special once a year, it has been claimed.
BRAWLING is the most effective way to shed excess weight, according to doctors.
GIANT lizards from prehistory were just made up to sell toys and books, scientists have admitted.
TONY Blair is to give all his material possessions to the Labour Party.
ED Miliband has admitted to employing a nasty little Scottish woman to help around the house.