IT’S here and it's fine, except that it might render entire counties uninhabitable.
SOUTHAMPTON are to bid for the Premier League using the concept of homeopathy.
STATISTICALLY illiterate Britons are being shocked and surprised by percentages that only relate to a tiny number of actual things.
THE screen role of Wonder Woman has gone to 300 star Gerard Butler.
HIGHWAYS operative Tom Logan is angry that he always has to use the shovel while his team stands around watching him.
THOUSANDS of middle class people are receiving emergency lack of perspective treatment following the cancellation of Secret Cinema.
THE film version of Fifty Shades of Grey was shown by Channel 5 back in 1998, it has emerged.
STRIKER Didier Drogba is dragging himself back to Stamford Bridge to end his days, the club has confirmed.
GUESTS on Radio 4’s Desert Island Discs are actually abandoned on a remote Pacific atoll, the BBC has revealed.