ISIS has paid the Sun and the Daily Mail five figure sums for ‘strategic public relations and reputation management’.
THE NEXT dominant species on the planet is following the news of a downed Russian jet on the Syria-Turkey border with growing interest.
A MAN has spent a ridiculous amount of money on Christmas gifts for his six month-old son.
CAREFUL bicycle users are increasingly using the pavement as a way to avoid the dangers of the road.
EXPERTS giving out dietary advice believe everyone spends their days sitting down in a nice warm office, it has emerged.
A HUSBAND and wife are to divorce after arguing about the £72m they did not win on the lottery.
HUMANS who do not believe in a god still have some morals, it has emerged.
COLLEAGUES of Tom Logan believe his recent unusual behaviour maybe his attempt to flirt with a woman.
TWO SEMI-RETIRED gay men who run a village post office are enjoying massive orgies on crystal meth, it has been claimed.