SCARCE and highly collectable vinyl records are generally awful, it has emerged.
THE entire population of the UK has moved downstairs to sleep inside the fridge.
THE public has called for the RBS bankers who made a £1 billion profit to be replaced by bungling hate figures.
DRIVERS of 4x4 offroad vehicles are campaigning for more challenging roads with rubble and other hazards.
THE SEQUEL to Fight Club is about the lengthy administrative process necessary to make the club legal and profitable.
FORMER celebrities are lobbying search engines to stop them fading into cultural oblivion.
THE Commonwealth Games opening ceremony has left viewers phoning friends to make sure they saw the same thing.
HUMANS are being transported across London in crammed, sweltering underground carriages, it has been revealed.
TOTTENHAM Hotspur players will line up in 2014/15 wearing a long shirt that barely covers their groins, it has been revealed.