BRITAIN’S men are getting their bodies into the perfect overweight shape for the beach.
FORMER Hear’Say singer Myleene Klass has triggered the End of Days after accidentally spelling out God’s true name.
BRITISH holidaymakers have been advised to steal a car rather than trying to rent one.
BRITAIN’S economy has slowed after it realised it was living in a fantasy world.
CHIMPANZEES are currently being trained up to take your job.
ED Miliband attends a weekly seance at the home of Russell Brand, it has emerged.
ONE thousand of the UK's leading love cheats have urged Britain to vote Tory in a letter to Take a Break.
SALES manager Tom Logan’s new Apple Watch has been unexpectedly ridiculed by his work colleagues.
THE Guardian has condemned the middle-class gentrification of Brixton by its own readers.