THE Syrian ceasefire means refugees have no reason not to go back to the blasted ruins of their homes, say European leaders.
THE mother of Jeremy Hunt remains proud of him, no matter what anyone says.
SCIENTISTS are under attack after making a huge fuss about ‘gravitational waves’ then failing to explain what they are.
ALL 53,000 junior doctors are to retrain as corporate brand managers for the same pay and no working weekends.
A MAN who does not like football died laughing after discovering the price of a ticket.
WE'VE got a lovely little school rabbit called Nibbles who eats vegetables and does tiny poos everywhere.
A WOMAN has pledged to abstain from Christianity for forty days, it has emerged.
SCHOOL staff shortages forced a PE teacher to pretend he’s read Jane Eyre, it has emerged.
THE Conservative party is founded on lonely nights at school discos, it has emerged.