TECH experts have confirmed that the UK could have a driverless government as soon as 2020.
A MAN chased down and beaten by Tom Hardy luckily turned out to be some sort of thief, the actor has amazedly admitted.
UKIP supporters can only flourish in modern society by breaking out of their closed communities of aging bigots, experts believe.
INTERNET users want to know who exactly the fuck is buying these titanium spinning tops that are advertised on every website.
AN OFFICE worker is struggling through Tuesday by focusing on making it to Wednesday, after which there are only two more days until the weekend.
WORKING dogs spend most of their days discussing how lazy and entitled non-working dogs are, it has emerged.
THE prime minister has announced that the FA Cup final will be played next weekend in the national interest.
AN office is in meltdown because the one member of staff who understands how everything works has taken the day off.
A WOMAN who mostly ignores politics thinks Theresa May is a wonderful person doing her best in difficult circumstances.