THE recent spate of celebrity deaths is because you, and all the famous people you like, are getting really old, experts have confirmed.
A MAN who has been waiting for his Argos purchase for more than 15 minutes is being arbitrarily detained in violation of his human rights, the UN has ruled.
MOTHERS on Facebook have been sharing pictures of the porky little things that came out of their fannies.
A MAN in an uncharacteristically buoyant mood is unable to tell his colleagues it is due to having scored two grams of cocaine for the weekend.
THE start of rugby’s Six Nations will see England’s pubs upgrade to a higher class of loud, annoying men.
FACEBOOK’S celebration of friendship has led to a surge in bitter hatred.
INFLATION remains stable as long as you ignore all the things that have gone up enormously, experts have confirmed.
AN open mic night in a pub has been ruined by every single person who performed at it.
NATURE experts have flocked to the Emirates stadium to observe the extraordinary spectacle of Arsenal FC shedding its backbone.