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MINI has made its first foray into the lucrative 'crossover' market with the launch of a 115,000 tonne aircraft carrier.
ENGLAND fans gathering in London ahead of tonight's qualifying game
against Bulgaria have been involved in running battles with the
capital's Womble population.
THE creation of the universe did not involve even the tiniest bit of chocolate, according to Professor Stephen Hawking.
SOME of Britain's biggest energy companies may be run by greedy shits, according to the industry watchdog.
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