COMPLETE nobody Roy Hobbs is demanding tough action be taken against Greece.
BRITONS are confessing their cock-ups in a show of solidarity with footballer Laura Bassett.
LONDON is to have its own national anthem to mark its status as an entirely separate place from England.
CHILD poverty was created by Lionel Bart for the 1968 musical Oliver!, the work and pensions secretary has claimed.
MY card was declined in error and my beloved serving wench witnessed the whole thing.
AXED Leicester City manager Nigel Pearson has blamed a "shadowy ostrich cabal" for his dismissal.
ATTRACTIVE people thoroughly enjoy not having to be funny or interesting, they have revealed.
THE controversial Protein World poster is no more tawdry, exploitative and depressing than the rest of advertising, according to industry watchdogs.
ALL other canned drinks regard San Pellegrino as a smug prick with a stupid foil hat, it has emerged.