A COUPLE have decided to add some variety to their relationship by getting drunk in front of the television on cocktails.
A NORTHERN man has left a trail of terror across London by attempting to interact socially with everyone he meets.
ANY future prime minister must be willing to guarantee the total destruction of the UK in a nuclear war.
A DADDY long legs trapped in a bath has admitted the situation is far from ideal.
BEASTIE Boys co-founder Adam Horovitz has apologised for inspiring bombastic dirge-metallers Rage Against the Machine.
MOST Audi cars have a knobhead fitted in the driver’s seat, it has emerged.
VACCINATING everyone against mental illness is the easiest and most practical way to prevent mass shootings, according to America’s gun lobby.
EMPLOYEES have responded to an innovative office hot desking policy by developing fierce territorial instincts.
THE Conservatives have chosen a statue of the Duke of Wellington riding a horse as their candidate for Mayor of London.