MILLIONS of men just a shade under five foot nine were devastated last night as it emerged that not even the French presidency can help a short man hang on to Carla Bruni.
The secret recording of an England team talk was carried out by a group of WAGs desperate to discover why they are having to take antibiotics, it was claimed last night.
FIVE days after Carol Vorderman's apprearance on Question Time, millions of people across Britain were last night still trying to make sense of the experience.
Academy urged to admit it clearly just forgot about Farrah Fawcett Oscars' spokesman asked if he seriously expects us to believe he has never seen The Cannonball Run.
Libraries insufficiently complicated, says government Ministers unveil plan to turn traditional book-lending and newspaper-reading institutions into wildly confusing multimedia bullshit thing.
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Treat yourself to a plastic bottle filled with £3.40 worth of poisonous chemicals and advertised by a witless Geordie with a conviction for causing actual bodily harm.
The secret recording of an England team talk was carried out by a group of WAGs desperate to discover why they are having to take antibiotics, it was claimed last night.
SCHOOLCHILDREN on brain-boosting drugs are questioning the whole point of the education system, it has emerged.
FIVE days after Carol Vorderman's apprearance on Question Time, millions of people across Britain were last night still trying to make sense of the experience.
WOMEN who get drunk on a regular basis are slim, happy and a bloody good night out, experts have claimed.
