A RECENTLY-DUMPED man is not sure why being ‘too nice’ was such a problem.
THE gap between those who buy expensive packs of pre-sliced fruit and normal people is wider than previously thought, experts have found.
UKIP is to accelerate its leadership election to fill the bellend void left by Nigel Farage.
BANKS are to introduce a policy of keeping all of their customers’ money for themselves, they have announced.
THE owner of a character-filled 1960s car is desperate for one that is comfortable and does not constantly break down, he has revealed.
ENGLISH people who keep taking the piss out of Scotland are also baffled as to why the country might want independence.
SIR Philip Green has confirmed plans to ignore a few weeks of criticism for his role in the BHS collapse and still be rich at the end of it.
AN ASPIRING musician has discovered that his fall-back career option of setting up a world-renowned record label is only marginally less impossible.
AN AWFUL, depressing evening out has been immortalised in a cheerful group photo.