Home workers being sexually harassed by themselves
PEOPLE who work from home are routinely coercing themselves to perform inappropriate acts, it has emerged.
Redundancy for soldiers who didn't kill anyone
SOLDIERS who failed to meet Afghan death targets are to be sacked.
Whiplash test to involve removal of telly and crisps
ANYONE claiming to have whiplash will be denied telly and crisps for a week, as a test of their integrity.
New words like 'madchunkle' suggest kids mocking OED researchers
THE editors of the Oxford English Dictionary have included a series of ill-advised words after speaking to cruel teenagers.
Dads struggling with return to normal life
DADS are struggling with normality after 24 hours of unbridled self-indulgence.
Britain 'incredibly proud' of man who fell out of building
BRITAIN is still a world-leader at producing people who can fall out of buildings, it has been confirmed.
Horses weird
HORSES are strange, it has been claimed.
All That She Wants was last proper Number One
Two decades have officially passed since people knew what was at the top of the charts.
Cats head straight to cat pub
GPS collars have revealed that cats spend their nights in the nearest cat pub.
