ENGLAND rugby fans have vowed to cheer Australia all the way to the World Cup final.
ROBOT vacuum cleaner company Roomba has unveiled a robot which shaves you while you sleep.
A NORTHERN man has left a trail of terror across London by attempting to interact socially with everyone he meets.
ANY future prime minister must be willing to guarantee the total destruction of the UK in a nuclear war.
A COUPLE have decided to add some variety to their relationship by getting drunk in front of the television on cocktails.
A DADDY long legs trapped in a bath has admitted the situation is far from ideal.
BEASTIE Boys co-founder Adam Horovitz has apologised for inspiring bombastic dirge-metallers Rage Against the Machine.
MOST Audi cars have a knobhead fitted in the driver’s seat, it has emerged.
VACCINATING everyone against mental illness is the easiest and most practical way to prevent mass shootings, according to America’s gun lobby.