A MAN is concerned that his girlfriend’s best friend has stopped liking his status updates on Facebook.
THE entire Windows operating system has been a vindictive practical joke since its inception, Bill Gates has admitted.
FOUR in five couples would like to end their co-dependent relationship with another couple, it has emerged.
JOHN Major was a weak man bullied into having Brussels sprouts.
GERMAINE Greer has confirmed that she will be first in line for the forthcoming film Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out Of The Shadows.
A FAMILY that appears ready for an outdoor weekend is actually going to spend it at an out-of-town entertainment complex, it has been confirmed.
OBSCENE language will not be considered part of Twitter’s 140-character limit, it has been revealed.
A CAT has announced plans to continue sitting in the front window of a house, watching over everything like Stalin in communist Russia.
A MAN who has never left his home town of Huddersfield is certain that Britain should leave the EU, it has emerged.