OWNERS of Apple’s latest smartphone are likely to break down if it falls on the floor, it has been claimed.
MORGAN Freeman has agreed to appear as a wise, solemn but twinkling role in a film yet to be conceived.
SCOTLAND is to relax restrictions on the hunting of anyone who voted 'No'.
ED Miliband has introduced Britain to ‘Keith’, his invisible working class friend.
SCOTLAND is to be covered by a massive tinfoil tent because of the mind reading space lasers.
COMPANIES with unusually attractive staff are likely to be run by creepy people, it has been claimed.
NOVELIST Hilary Mantel has confessed to the murder of Margaret Thatcher.
ENGLISH voters have demanded the right to sort out the French once and for all.
INCONTINENCE specialist Tena has been vote the UK’s coolest brand.