A MIDDLE-aged man has purchased the functional sweater he will wear repeatedly until death.
NEXT year’s EU referendum will offer voters the chance to relaunch the Second World War.
A MAN who made a point of drinking water in between each pint of beer did not impress anyone, it has been confirmed.
BRITAIN has agreed that this week is a total waste of everyone's time.
THE FATE of Syrian families forced to leave their homes has persuaded a man to opt out of further emails.
JEREMY Corbyn’s lack of a plan to invade Iraq would spell disaster for Labour, Tony Blair has claimed.
UKIP’S EU referendum campaign will feature proper British xenophobia and classic, ad-libbed racism, Nigel Farage has promised.
A MAN has spent some of his two percent pay rise on some slightly better quality petrol.
EDINBURGH residents have been told they can return safely to the city without being performed at.