A WOMAN who adds ‘LOL!’ to the end of all communication thinks she can get away with being completely vile.
UKIP has unveiled its manifesto with a pledge to ban the snood, hot curry and ‘untrustworthy’ foreign cheese.
A FAMILY have spent the Easter holidays giving their National Trust cards an absolute fucking hammering.
BRITONS will elect a Conservative government because they believe they are bad and deserve to suffer, polls have confirmed.
THE news that cycling cuts the risk of cancer by half has given cyclists another reason to be insufferably smug, it has emerged.
THE EU has dared to have a list of demands for the Brexit negotiations when it is Britain that will be doing the demanding.
THERESA May has accidentally contradicted her ‘strong, stable, leadership’ electoral message in a live interview.
A GROUP of Burnley factory workers have agreed that nobody on £70,000 a year can really be considered ‘rich’.
LABOUR leader Jeremy Corbyn has told Theresa May that if she strikes him down, then it is she who will truly have lost.