THE world of professional football has expressed its outrage at the 'sickening' greed of FIFA officials.
BRITISH tourists on the Greek island of Kos are having their holidays spoiled by refugees' stubborn desire to live.
NONE of the European leaders visited on David Cameron’s whistle-stop tour of Europe are letting him use the toilet.
NEW James Bond book Trigger Mortis sees the ageing spy in court for more than 22 cases of sexual harassment in the workplace.
PEOPLE who use a swivel chair to make themselves dizzy face up to three years in prison.
SEPP Blatter has confirmed he has quite tremendously huge testicles.
LABOUR'S leadership candidates will be tested on their ability to eat some chewy meat between two slices of bread.
NEW magazine Men’s Ascetic is focused on the niche market of men who reject worldly goods and pleasures for a more spiritual path.
A COMMON-LOOKING couple in a fancy restaurant were only there because of an internet voucher, according to fellow diners.