Everything co-workers do is annoying
ABSOLUTELY everything your colleagues do is annoying, it has emerged.
Twitter not allowed to be completely full of shit
SOME of the things that appear on Twitter have to be vaguely accurate, the High Court has ruled.
Men ordered to be ashamed of their bodies
BRITISH men must attend a series of self-hate seminars to increase their body neuroses.
Rolling into a ball not as good as running like f*ck, hedgehogs told
A SHARP decline in hedgehog numbers has been blamed on the ineffectiveness of curling into a ball when threatened.
Men in balaclavas offer soothing prospect of war
MEN wearing balaclavas have been making a dreadful situation better.
Idea of female cub scout leader 'is doing Al Qaeda's head in'
JIHADISTS said the idea of a woman being in charge of young males in uniform was driving them crazy.
Michael Bublé unable to do up a tie
CANADIAN crooner Michael Bublé is incapable of doing up a tie.
Police set up fantasy avatar squad
POLICE have set up an avatar unit to tackle crime in online role-playing games.
Britain to be physically removed from Europe
BRITAIN is to be detached from the Earth's crust and moved away from Europe.
