FAIRIES evicted from a wood in Somerset have turned to drugs and crime, it has emerged.
ISRAELI prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu has announced that the United States is at war with Iran.
THE prime minister has said he will only participate in a TV debate if there are at least two mental participants to make him look good.
ENGLAND cricket management have hinted that WG Grace could be recalled to the international scene.
NIGHTCLUBS must now reserve five per cent of their tickets for strange social misfits.
SO-CALLED ‘suburban’ rats are appalling bourgeois snobs, it has been claimed.
IT'S hard to believe that people were ever able to function without emojis.
A WOODPECKER and a weasel have moved in together and are ‘excited about starting a family’.
A 31-YEAR-MAN has expressed deep frustration at his failure to make the cursor disappear while watching a film on his laptop.