THE EU has ruled that Apple is not a kindly old crofter living in an isolated cottage in County Mayo, as it had claimed for tax purposes.
A MAN has struggled to keep admiration out of his voice after a friend shared details of her partner’s serial adultery.
A 75-YEAR-OLD father and his middle-aged son took one of the parent and child spaces in a Tesco car park, it has emerged.
BEASTLY common people in Magaluf are simply horrid, it has been claimed.
A MANAGER spent a satisfying bank holiday weekend contacting staff about ‘important’ work issues, he has revealed.
ASTRONOMERS have confirmed the existence of semi-intelligent alien life with the discovery of an interstellar LinkedIn message.
THE opposition goalkeeper in a Goals five-a-side league match near Manchester looks a lot like Joe Hart, players have reported.
A WOMAN has put one of her wedding photos on her Tinder profile, fuelling speculation that she is not yet fully over her ex.
FIRST-TIME buyers have been urged to start looking at buying property on Proxima B.