THE entire population of the UK has moved downstairs to sleep inside the fridge.
SCARCE and highly collectable vinyl records are generally awful, it has emerged.
FORMER celebrities are lobbying search engines to stop them fading into cultural oblivion.
THE SEQUEL to Fight Club is about the lengthy administrative process necessary to make the club legal and profitable.
THE Commonwealth Games opening ceremony has left viewers phoning friends to make sure they saw the same thing.
HUMANS are being transported across London in crammed, sweltering underground carriages, it has been revealed.
TOTTENHAM Hotspur players will line up in 2014/15 wearing a long shirt that barely covers their groins, it has been revealed.
FALLING iPad sales have confirmed that the computer fad is now over.
LOUIS Van Gaal has ordered Manchester United’s players to have their hair cut exactly like his.