THE -gate suffix, used for political scandals since 1972’s Watergate, has admitted that yesterday’s Traingate is a new low.
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DAVID Lynch's Mulholland Drive has been voted the best film of the 21st century by a group of disgusting and sweaty men.
A MAN has returned to the office furious at how much work was left undone by his lazy bastard self from a fortnight ago.
MOTHERS do not mind earning a third less because having children is so wonderful, a report has found.
BRITAIN’S Olympians have brought shame upon the country by attempting to smuggle rare metals from Brazil.
BRITAIN’S girlfriends have confirmed that nothing is wrong, but in a slightly offhand way which suggests that this may not be the case.
A MAN keeps mentioning his children in a way that is clearly meant to make people respect him, it has emerged.
BRITONS are hoping the UK will suffer social and economic chaos if it supports their views on Brexit, they have revealed.