THE British class system has been broken down to two types of people, those who say ketchup and those who say red sauce, it has emerged.
A GROWN man has announced that he will be having nothing more than a plate of chips for his dinner tonight.
A LOVING son spent an entire morning googling coupon codes to get money off a bunch of flowers for his mum, it has emerged.
THE DAILY Mail is scurrying around like a spider trying to get up society's trouser leg, it has emerged.
LONDON is today in the grip of normality, with millions having their breakfast then going to work.
A FATHER attempting to get his daughters into Catholic school told the admissions board that the Pope is 'fucking ace'.
A MAN has been forced to 'like' an unfunny comment left on his Facebook page out of years of friendship.
A FATHER who cannot tell the difference between LinkedIn and Facebook has sent his daughter a touching birthday message she will never read.
ALL THE mothers at the school gate are horrendously competitive about their children’s progress, according to a mother who can think of nothing else.