MEMBERS of a British family headed for Syria have confirmed they were just sick of the Midlands.
PEOPLE with pink hair have issued a document explaining who they are and what they want.
TIM Sherwood will forego traditional cup final 'mind games' in favour of subtly inferring that Arsene Wenger is unable to down a pint.
SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon has set out her plans for the entire universe.
FINDING some room for migrants is preferable to letting them drown, EU taxpayers have stressed.
RELATIONSHIPS are about dumping your partner before they can dump you, it has been claimed.
ED Miliband has unveiled a raft of policies aimed at drunk women after high-level talks with a hen party.
A LOCAL newsagent has an astounding array of pornographic magazines, it has emerged.
A 21-YEAR-OLD student has refused to make any tiresome excuses for not voting.