MEMBERS of a British family headed for Syria have confirmed they were just sick of the Midlands.
CHEFS working in open plan kitchens should have more amusing painful mishaps, according to restaurant customers.
SELF-SATISFIED Steiner couples are totally behind the Green Party, it has emerged.
FORMER prime minister John Major has claimed the SNP is like Edwina Currie, but in a bad way.
PEOPLE with pink hair have issued a document explaining who they are and what they want.
TIM Sherwood will forego traditional cup final 'mind games' in favour of subtly inferring that Arsene Wenger is unable to down a pint.
SNP leader Nicola Sturgeon has set out her plans for the entire universe.
FINDING some room for migrants is preferable to letting them drown, EU taxpayers have stressed.
RELATIONSHIPS are about dumping your partner before they can dump you, it has been claimed.