LONDON tube drivers have admitted that the game may be up.
EVERYONE who has ever been thrown out of a nightclub has confirmed it was not their fault.
MILK alternatives made from soya, quinoa and flax are best suited to special people, it has been confirmed.
COUNCILS have started plunging unemployed people in rivers to see if they float, it has been confirmed.
SUNDERLAND manager Gus Poyet has hit out at journalists hitting out at him.
WALES is in turmoil after being beaten at rugby by a country that is indifferent to the sport.
MILLIONS are running until their legs give out just for something to do.
BOAR are good for absolutely nothing, according to councillors in the Forest of Dean.
CRUFTS winner Ricky the poodle has said he just likes to do normal disgusting dog stuff.