UNMARRIED people are to be forced into strangers' family homes as long-lost aunts or uncles, the government has announced.
AGGRESSIVE swans like those terrorising tourists on the river Cam are to replace Britain’s nuclear arsenal.
REGULARLY eating food protects against death, it has emerged.
EVERY female character in TV and film is now exceptionally determined and hard as nails.
A 25-YEAR-OLD woman’s punk-influenced hair has been verbally abusing her family.
PREMIER League referee Chris Foy faces an investigation after using vanishing spray to push party guests back 10 yards.
UKIP has asked for clarification on whether ‘casual racism’ is the same as ‘proper racism’.
THE entire line-up of housemates from the just-completed series of Big Brother last night re-entered the house for Celebrity Big Brother.
RAIL fares will increase by inflation times two, plus the pathetic little pay rise you are probably not going to get anyway.