IF you want to be fit you have to keep doing exercise forever, it has emerged.
SOME people see this dress as white and gold because they have hidden racist opinions, it has emerged.
A DOG walker has bagged a pile of fresh canine faeces then put it back in almost the same place.
THE wedding of actor Danny Dyer will end with his wife being kidnapped by rival gangsters, it has been confirmed.
THE police raid on Sir Cliff Richard’s house has inspired him to write yet another mawkish dirge.
MODERN men have been warned that their fathers could easily kick the shit out of them.
The announcement of a Blade Runner sequel, starring me, has sparked debate about whether it can live up to the original. It won't.
BRITAIN is recoiling from news that 'Jihadi John' was, from the age of six to 18, a child who attended school.
ED Miliband will take money from pensioners so he can bribe students who are going to vote Labour anyway.