A ROBIN has described its intense dislike of everything associated with Christmas.
BRITAIN’S middle class landlords have admitted that they are just like Walter White from Breaking Bad.
COLOURING in is NOT suitable for adults, and certainly not adults of a fragile state of mind.
NOT being allowed to take a backpack into the National Gallery is proof that terrorism has won, it has been claimed.
THE KEY to Leicester City’s success is to avoid playing anyone decent, it has been confirmed.
A WELSH criminal has been sentenced to live in London.
A MUM’S desire to ‘do something different’ at Christmas has been met with fear and suspicion by her family, it has emerged.
GEORGE Osborne has threatened to ‘disappear’ everyone on a building site after they criticised his bricklaying technique.
A 29-YEAR-OLD woman’s bizarre and convoluted dream has no meaning whatsoever, it has been confirmed.