NIGEL Farage has told an audience of Trump supporters that the power to completely devastate the nation they live in is in their hands.
A DISAPPOINTED British racist cannot find anyone bearded enough to get them thrown off his flight to Majorca.
A MAN’S third pint explained in a friendly but firm voice that he would be staying out for the rest of the evening, it has emerged.
VOTERS might try to find out what they are voting for if there is a second EU referendum, they have announced.
TENSION on The Great British Bake Off reached harrowing new heights last night when the contestants were told they had only 10 minutes to finish baking their cakes.
THE -gate suffix, used for political scandals since 1972’s Watergate, has admitted that yesterday’s Traingate is a new low.
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DAVID Lynch's Mulholland Drive has been voted the best film of the 21st century by a group of disgusting and sweaty men.
A MAN has returned to the office furious at how much work was left undone by his lazy bastard self from a fortnight ago.