UNMARRIED people are to be forced into strangers' family homes as long-lost aunts or uncles, the government has announced.
REGULARLY eating food protects against death, it has emerged.
UKIP has asked for clarification on whether ‘casual racism’ is the same as ‘proper racism’.
THE entire line-up of housemates from the just-completed series of Big Brother last night re-entered the house for Celebrity Big Brother.
RAIL fares will increase by inflation times two, plus the pathetic little pay rise you are probably not going to get anyway.
A RECORD number of students are to study subjects they just found out existed.
HUNDREDS of Britons have made the traditional summer trip to Saudi Arabia to show off their average cars.
WIKILEAKS founder Julian Assange has told reporters at the Ecuadorian embassy that he is unchained like Django and to call him maybe.
TRUST fund recipients think it is normal to have large amounts of free money.