EXPERTS are puzzled that over 80% of people in the UK do not feel pissed off.
THE BBC paid vast sums to allow The Voice star Sir Tom Jones to hunt humans, it has emerged.
THE stories of Christ and Superman share many elements that are completely fictional, experts have revealed.
AMERICAN football player Flash Gordon is to investigate the UK’s recent unusual weather.
GOD is dead and patriotism is intellectually bankrupt, the Girl Guides have announced.
GOOGLE'S incredible HQ has been revamped to include a shed where employees can masturbate.
NEWCASTLE United's Director of Football plans to reshape the team formation to all chasing after the ball at once.
PEOPLE who work from home are routinely coercing themselves to perform inappropriate acts, it has emerged.
SOLDIERS who failed to meet Afghan death targets are to be sacked.