Dads struggling with return to normal life
DADS are struggling with normality after 24 hours of unbridled self-indulgence.
Britain 'incredibly proud' of man who fell out of building
BRITAIN is still a world-leader at producing people who can fall out of buildings, it has been confirmed.
Horses weird
HORSES are strange, it has been claimed.
All That She Wants was last proper Number One
Two decades have officially passed since people knew what was at the top of the charts.
Cats head straight to cat pub
GPS collars have revealed that cats spend their nights in the nearest cat pub.
Apprentices told to stop acting like twats
REAL-LIFE apprentices are acting like insane twats thanks to BBC One's The Apprentice, it has been claimed.
Murdoch divorce after wife discovers pentagram
RUPERT Murdoch and his wife are to divorce after she stumbled across a pentagram painted in blood in the basement of their New York mansion.
Taxi drivers attend all-night mellow music festival
THOUSANDS of taxi drivers are returning from Cabfest, the drive-in mellow music festival.
Turkish protestors threaten to deploy drunk Britons
PROTESTORS in Turkey have threatened to utilise drunk Britons against government forces.
