ABSOLUTELY everything your colleagues do is annoying, it has emerged.
SOME of the things that appear on Twitter have to be vaguely accurate, the High Court has ruled.
BRITISH men must attend a series of self-hate seminars to increase their body neuroses.
A SHARP decline in hedgehog numbers has been blamed on the ineffectiveness of curling into a ball when threatened.
MEN wearing balaclavas have been making a dreadful situation better.
JIHADISTS said the idea of a woman being in charge of young males in uniform was driving them crazy.
CANADIAN crooner Michael Bublé is incapable of doing up a tie.
POLICE have set up an avatar unit to tackle crime in online role-playing games.
BRITAIN is to be detached from the Earth's crust and moved away from Europe.