UKIP leader Nigel Farage has rejected criticism of the party’s latest poster campaign, assuring people they have absolutely no idea.
BEING famous for losing weight is an acceptable substitute for a modelling, acting or singing career, say minor celebrities.
THE BBC has unveiled a new drama which promises some of the most clearly-spoken action ever seen on TV.
CHURCH halls and community centres are to offer emergency alcohol supplies to those unable to afford it themselves.
CORNWALL will today celebrate its new minority status with an unstoppable deluge of fresh cream.
ESSEX County Cricket Club have hoodwinked their rivals by engaging the services of rakish bon vivant Jesse Ryder, Esquire.
DAVID Moyes has gone, but who will replace him in the toughest job in the world of the football?
AN expert in Photoshop and other graphics software, has found conclusive proof that ghosts exist.
THE Conservative Party’s Grand Satanic Ambassador has assured atheists that they are totally wrong.