DAVID Moyes has gone, but who will replace him in the toughest job in the world of the football?
AN expert in Photoshop and other graphics software, has found conclusive proof that ghosts exist.
THE Conservative Party’s Grand Satanic Ambassador has assured atheists that they are totally wrong.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has been taken to Australian hearts after a series of increasingly racist comments about New Zealand.
TOWNS and villages across England are ablaze after giant dragons chose St George’s Day to avenge their murdered comrade.
THIS year's Masterchef is the head cook at Tooting’s Southern-Style Chicken, Kebab, Pizza and Curry takeaway restaurant in south London.
DAVID Moyes is being fired so hard he will have to take on two full-time jobs just to be unemployed.
WOMEN are increasingly taking responsibility for the crap activities traditionally done by men.
OASIS founder Noel Gallagher has launched a scathing attack on garden sheds belonging to Damon Albarn and other members of Blur.