THE government is to build 200,000 second houses to help homeowners onto the buy-to-let ladder.
PRESIDENT Obama has apparently fled the White House after realising Rupert Murdoch has seen through his deception.
THE Privy Council has become a topic of conversation for the first time in almost 400 years.
THE job of managing Sunderland football club is to be given to someone randomly selected from the Electoral Roll.
A SUPERMARKET delivery driver is wondering why you can’t get your fat arse to a shop.
AN office worker’s collection of amusing desk ornaments hides his sly, toadying personality, it has emerged.
BULLIED young Conservatives have bonded over a shared desire to target their fellow Godforsaken wretches.
I PREFER to extract myself from the twee middle-class world that CBeebies inhabits.
LIVERPOOL fans are demanding the dismissal of the man who has yet to be confirmed as the club’s new manager.