38-YEAR-OLD Tom Logan is controlling his hair destiny by shaving his head and growing a beard.
THE prime minister is to impose sanctions on Russia's wealthiest city, London.
AN emotional speech confirming Steven Gerrard's retirement from England duty has been marred by loud praise from Frank Lampard.
EVERYBODY is getting wasted on prosecco this year, supermarkets have confirmed.
FORMER glamour model Katie Price is to write, direct and star in an updated version of My Fair Lady.
PRINCE George has been introduced to the world of country sports by shooting a butterfly.
SEXUAL intercourse is probably the weirdest thing you will ever do, according to experts.
IF I do not hear from you I will assume it is because I am not black or in ownership of a vagina.
NO diner prefers a slab of black rock to a plate, chefs have been informed.