Cameron lists all the Scottish things he can think of

DAVID Cameron has listed more than 400 Scottish things, including Take The High Road, Finlays Crisps and Runrig, in a final desperate plea for the Union.  

Microsoft buys Minecraft to find out what it is

MICROSOFT has paid $2.5 billion for computer game Minecraft to see what it does.

Man not sure if Big Issue seller was being arsey

A MAN has revealed he has no idea if his usual Big Issue seller was being sarcastic with him.

Huge success for Bring a Virus to Work Day

THE second annual Bring A Virus To Work Day has seen more than 19.5m new infections across the UK.

'Gogglebox' to focus on Ingmar Bergman films

THE new series of Gogglebox will focus on the viewers’ reactions to the films of Swedish director Ingmar Bergman.

Lads and feminists work together on campus sexism

BOORISH lads and militant feminists have joined forces to make sexism at university a far bigger issue than it actually is.

Charlie Bucket's grandpa charged with DLA fraud

CHARLIE Bucket's Grandpa Joe has been charged with fraudulent benefit claims dating back more than two decades.

Casting begins for '12 Years a Scot'

CASTING has begun for an epic film about the traumatic life of a Scottish person in the early 21st Century.

Salmond has worn same tie every day for seven years

ALEX Salmond has been wearing a tie covered in tiny Scottish flags for almost seven years, it has emerged.