CHILDREN’S books are written specifically to make the adults reading them aloud sound like idiots, it has emerged.
PSYCHICS are still in existence despite the fact it is 2016.
GREECE’S left-wing leader has said he would never unleash the Kraken and called for the monster to be phased out.
Men spend most of lives imagining they are manager of favourite football team with an unlimited budget
MEN spend around 60 per cent of their lives daydreaming about managing their favourite football team with unlimited money to spend on players, it has emerged.
A MUM is using Facebook to ask questions that would be easily answered with an internet search.
A MALE office worker with a cold is excitedly awaiting clever and funny remarks about how he actually has ‘man flu’, it has emerged.
DOCTORS only do it because they like cutting people up or making them take their clothes off, health secretary Jeremy Hunt has claimed.
NEW Top Gear host Matt Le Blanc is to begin secretly dating The Stig behind Chris Evans's back, insiders have revealed.
A DEAD starfish has washed up on a Norfolk beach, where it is being carried around by a dog.