Doctors' receptionists urged to be less terrifying
PATIENTS have asked doctors' receptionists if they can please stop looking at them like that.
Gay marriage will affect things that don't matter, reveals Tebbit
GAY marriage could force Britain to read about a newly married lesbian queen opening a hospital, it has emerged.
Apple fans queue overnight for tax avoidance scheme
APPLE'S diehard fans are queuing outside the company's stores eager to snap-up the latest beautifully designed way of avoiding tax.
Retired footballers start tropical detective agency
FORMER Premier League players have joined forces to fight crime in exotic locations.
Gay people to continue having lots of hot sex
BRITAIN'S gay men and women have defied angry Tories by taking their gayness to a new and hotter level.
Warn young children about Daily Mail sidebar, say experts
CHILDREN should be warned about Femail Today as soon they have access to the internet, it has been claimed.
It was me that called them swivel-eyed loons, says Cameron
DAVID Cameron has admitted that he is the senior Tory who called activists 'swivel-eyed loons'.
Kevin McCloud lives on new-build estate
GRAND Designs presenter Kevin McCloud lives on an estate called The Glades, it has emerged.
Lennon guitar bought by Wings tribute act
JOHN Lennon’s guitar has been purchased to play the hits of Paul McCartney.
