BURGER chain McDonald’s has a new slogan emphasising that at least its product is unpretentious.
THE next individual to describe themselves as ‘loving’ this or that can be punched squarely in the face, the government has confirmed.
43-YEAR-OLD Tom Booker’s cleaning regime is repeatedly applying to a TV series where strangers come and sort it out.
PLANS to make Arsene Wenger the voice of the London Underground have foundered after he failed to get a clear view of a single stop.
RURAL villages that mark Halloween with funny old-fashioned ceremonies always kill someone at the end, it has emerged.
THE Met Office has built a new supercomputer that can detect bad weather and send robots back in time to stop it.
BRITAIN’S middle class people are sick of having to stay in cold, draughty old cottages whenever they go on holiday.
THE Daily Mail has welcomed a poll which shows just how incredibly wrong British people are about levels of immigration.
POPE Francis has admitted he is improvising, all the time.