THE middle class shoppers who switched to budget supermarkets have wondered if they can switch back soon.
THE father of Coldplay’s Chris Martin keeps asking when he’s going to bring his new girlfriend home.
UNMARRIED people are to be forced into strangers' family homes as long-lost aunts or uncles, the government has announced.
AGGRESSIVE swans like those terrorising tourists on the river Cam are to replace Britain’s nuclear arsenal.
REGULARLY eating food protects against death, it has emerged.
EVERY female character in TV and film is now exceptionally determined and hard as nails.
A 25-YEAR-OLD woman’s punk-influenced hair has been verbally abusing her family.
PREMIER League referee Chris Foy faces an investigation after using vanishing spray to push party guests back 10 yards.
UKIP has asked for clarification on whether ‘casual racism’ is the same as ‘proper racism’.