SCIENTISTS have been unable to identify a single worthwhile reason for dropping litter.
DAVID Cameron has urged Britain to get into the spirit of the general election instead of accusing him of lying.
THE very existence of a new £150k Range Rover is enough to make you want to kill yourself, it has been claimed.
A MAN has been deceived into thinking he is a professional chef by food websites and celebrity cookbooks.
BRITAIN needs to get a bloody grip and stop crying every time it watches a film, experts have claimed.
MOST of the food at Piers Morgan’s 50th birthday party remained uneaten, it has been confirmed.
MIMING the hand movements of DJing has finally overtaken air guitar solos.
DAVID Cameron and Ed Miliband have confirmed that one of them is going to be prime minister in a few weeks.
PEOPLE with big letters strewn around their homes are illiterate morons, it has been confirmed.