A MAN from Leeds came within a split second of putting a row of Xs at the bottom of a text message to a woman he likes.
MEN across Britain are training hard so as not to appear totally baffled by the Rugby World Cup.
BEING a member of ‘generation rent’ is far less interesting than being a punk, hippie or raver, renters have claimed.
A WOMAN on the train is just not pregnant enough to oblige fellow passengers to offer her a seat, it has emerged.
"After about nine months there is an intense searing pain in my crotch and, weirdly, I hear a baby crying."
A MIDDLE-aged man has purchased the functional sweater he will wear repeatedly until death.
A GRANDMOTHER has revealed she much prefers spending time with her iPad than with her two grandchildren.
NEXT year’s EU referendum will offer voters the chance to relaunch the Second World War.