NEW film Suffragette, about women’s struggle for the vote, is set for box office glory after inventing a male hero who led the movement to victory.
THE government is to build 200,000 second houses to help homeowners onto the buy-to-let ladder.
A SUPERMARKET delivery driver is wondering why you can’t get your fat arse to a shop.
A CHILD has been told the only cure for her hamster's illness is to surgically remove it and replace it with a healthy one.
THE FIRST and second world wars would never have happened if both sides had been armed, according to Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson.
THE Daily Mail has taken delivery of an elaborate chocolate mosque accompanied by an angry note.
THE job of managing Sunderland football club is to be given to someone randomly selected from the Electoral Roll.
ENGLAND has confessed to feeling just torn apart by Scotland’s failure to qualify for Euro 2016.
LIVERPOOL fans are demanding the dismissal of the man who has yet to be confirmed as the club’s new manager.