ATTRACTIVE people thoroughly enjoy not having to be funny or interesting, they have revealed.
THE controversial Protein World poster is no more tawdry, exploitative and depressing than the rest of advertising, according to industry watchdogs.
A MAN who knows about tennis from watching it semi-regularly is really making the most of it.
THE sun is shining hard to encourage women into states of undress, it has emerged.
HEATHROW’S third runway will be discreetly hidden inside a cliff face with palm trees that fold down when planes launch.
Taurus (20 APRIL - 20 MAY) And when you get that feeling, you want sexual healing. 'That feeling' being a burning sensation when you urinate.
NO-ONE wants to be the first to remove the Pride rainbow from their Facebook picture, it has emerged.
ALL other canned drinks regard San Pellegrino as a smug prick with a stupid foil hat, it has emerged.
OFFICE workers eating their sandwiches in the park are increasingly never going back to work or society.