MEMBERS of Parliament are sure their 11 percent pay rise will eventually be seen as a political masterstroke.
ALL-CONQUERING glamour club Stoke City are now a mathematical certainty to win the Premier League.
JERRY Dammers of The Special AKA is furious that nobody ever told him Nelson Mandela was also known as Madiba.
IF the NSA keeps spying on the internet consumers will return to vinyl records and films on tape, massive companies have warned.
BRITAIN'S bosses have confirmed plans to let their hands 'accidentally' fall onto buttocks at the office Christmas party.
TORONTO mayor Rob Ford has confirmed his new role delivering gifts in a magical sleigh.
YOUNG people have announced plans to lower the pension age by several decades once they’re in charge.
THE death of Nelson Mandela has left humanity without a single individual that you would genuinely not want to disappoint.
THE abolition of tax discs has left drivers without physical evidence of paying something that cyclists don't.