MEN wearing balaclavas have been making a dreadful situation better.
JIHADISTS said the idea of a woman being in charge of young males in uniform was driving them crazy.
CANADIAN crooner Michael Bublé is incapable of doing up a tie.
BRITAIN is to be detached from the Earth's crust and moved away from Europe.
MICROSOFT'S Xbox One heralds the dawn of a new era in sitting on your fat lazy backside.
CAR and bike owners have agreed that they hate people who travel on foot.
PATIENTS have asked doctors' receptionists if they can please stop looking at them like that.
GAY marriage could force Britain to read about a newly married lesbian queen opening a hospital, it has emerged.
APPLE'S diehard fans are queuing outside the company's stores eager to snap-up the latest beautifully designed way of avoiding tax.