VOTERS have advised the Conservatives that they will need more than ten minutes of free parking to win the election.
EVERY child who dressed up for ‘World Book Day’ was just a character from a popular film.
FAIRIES evicted from a wood in Somerset have turned to drugs and crime, it has emerged.
ISRAELI prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu has announced that the United States is at war with Iran.
ENGLAND cricket management have hinted that WG Grace could be recalled to the international scene.
THE prime minister has said he will only participate in a TV debate if there are at least two mental participants to make him look good.
NIGHTCLUBS must now reserve five per cent of their tickets for strange social misfits.
SO-CALLED ‘suburban’ rats are appalling bourgeois snobs, it has been claimed.
IT'S hard to believe that people were ever able to function without emojis.