SCOTLAND is capitalising on being the site of the first act of copulation with a new slogan and flag.
NEW research has found that in any situation involving multiple humans one of them will be deliberately uncooperative.
THE EU has threatened to send your elderly expat relatives home to live with you.
A FAMILY’S Waitrose food delivery contained a massive loudmouthed spider with old-fashioned sexist views.
A GROUP of caners spotted in a Welsh valley noted for psilocybin mushrooms have claimed they were just getting some fresh air.
LABOUR leader Ed Miliband is still technically on work experience and has yet to receive a wage.
JUSTICE minister Chris Grayling has announced tough new penalties for individuals using sarcasm online.
THE Honey Monster is suffering from type 2 diabetes, it has emerged.
LIVERPOOL'S 3-2 victory against QPR only happened in striker Raheem Sterling's sleeping mind, the FA has confirmed.