ACTIVIST and author Naomi Klein’s hair looks too good, it has been claimed.
BRITONS lost what would have been their greatest hour over the weekend.
PEOPLE with big letters strewn around their homes are illiterate morons, it has been confirmed.
AS Britain prepares to spend £300 million on chocolate, experts have confirmed that chips are still far better.
FORMER X Factor host Dermot O’Leary was shown clips of his time on the show before being dropped into Simon Cowell’s carnivore pit.
NIGEL Farage has revealed the original version of his new book was about African-American lesbians.
LONDON hotel The Savoy has closed its doors after more than 125 years following a one-star TripAdvisor review.
THE BBC has confirmed that Top Gear will continue without Jeremy Clarkson as Britain is awash with boorish oafs.
THE Duchess of Cambridge has been advised that interest in her forthcoming baby is hovering around zero.