NO-ONE wants to be the first to remove the Pride rainbow from their Facebook picture, it has emerged.
OFFICE workers eating their sandwiches in the park are increasingly never going back to work or society.
THE Guardian has created a French dictionary that contains only feminine words.
THE makers of Monster Munch have been told that ‘Flamin’ Hot’ is more of an abstract concept than an actual flavour.
A LOCAL band has won a recording contract for an album of unfinished songs, ‘jam sessions’ and Led Zeppelin riffs.
ALL other canned drinks regard San Pellegrino as a smug prick with a stupid foil hat, it has emerged.
THE best thing at Glastonbury was getting smashed in your tent, it has emerged.
ENGLISH men are not as good at playing football as English women, it has been confirmed.
54-YEAR-OLD plumber Tom Booker has grudgingly complimented the physiques of Gay Pride participants.