A MOTHER-OF-TWO has expressed dismay at discovering she is a ‘real woman’ like in television adverts.
THE US dentist who killed Cecil the lion has said he would not knowingly have targeted an animal with a name.
THE BBC’s popular baking show is to be followed in the schedules by a cake-eating competition.
CHELSEA manager Jose Mourinho's intricate, enigmatic mind games moved up another level when he called Rafa Benitez fat yesterday.
AS president of the unofficial Taylor Swift fan club, I have taken an official oath to always despise One Direction.
ADMINISTRATOR Wayne Hayes is eagerly waiting to feel the benefits of Britain’s robust economic growth.
PC TOM Logan is determined to keep busting people for having tiny amounts of cannabis because he is a tosser.
RETAILER Topshop is to replace its controversial slender mannequins with skeletons.
A MAN is suing Google for persistently misrepresenting him as an affluent, cultured individual.