Prince George shoots his first butterfly

PRINCE George has been introduced to the world of country sports by shooting a butterfly.

Sex actually quite strange

SEXUAL intercourse is probably the weirdest thing you will ever do, according to experts.

Nick Griffin's CV

IF I do not hear from you I will assume it is because I am not black or in ownership of a vagina.

BBC accused of cock ring bias

ALL male BBC presenters have some form of penis adornment, it has emerged.

Nan rates films based on scenery

81-YEAR-OLD Mary Fisher's opinion of a film is based entirely on whether it features pleasant scenery.

McIlroy's dad puts £100,000 on him burning out by 30

GERRY McIlroy has bet the money he won on his son's Open victory on him never winning a major ever again.

Everybody really hates the slate thing, chefs told

NO diner prefers a slab of black rock to a plate, chefs have been informed.

Scottish coffee actually lager

'COFFEE' served in Scottish cafes is actually high strength lager.

Britons embrace fake cycling holidays

THOUSANDS of Britons are hiring specialist image manipulators to simulate exotic cycling trips.