GREEK voters have defied expectation by choosing not to be beaten like cringing dogs for the next five years.
PAUL McCartney has become the first artist to irritate three generations of music fans after appearing on Rihanna's new single.
HAVING an innovative multimedia CV makes you stand out from the pack as a particularly tedious person, according to employers.
LONDON is now officially sponsored by its cocaine dealers.
THE Green Party has revealed plans to replace soldiers with earnest bearded men who bang on about solar panels.
FUSSY, demanding people are hinting that they have mild OCD as a means of justifying their behaviour.
ADRIAN Chiles has been dropped from ITV's football coverage after admitting he is undergoing a series of operations to become a badger.
THE people, places, objects and locations that make up the physical world are not as fulfilling as smartphones, it has emerged.
THE government's contemporary plain packaging for cigarettes has made them desirable once again.