A MAN who feels immigration is negatively affecting his life cannot give a single concrete example of how, he has revealed.
THERE are always fewer Mini Eggs in a bag than even the lowest estimate, mathematicians have confirmed.
FORMER UKIP leader Nigel Farage invited himself to a couple’s regular film night and ate a disproportionate amount of pizza.
AN ADULT human has scolded herself after spending almost 30 seconds giving a fuck about some bullshit that happened at the Oscars.
A NEWLY adopted dog is realising he has been brought in to prevent a break-up.
A PAIR of deranged maniacs are going to take their children to a music festival while their friends stand back and let them.
A WOMAN who keeps voting for Conservative governments cannot understand why her local services are terrible.
JEREMY Corbyn had admitted that Labour’s Copeland loss means they can no longer ignore the serious flaws of Britain’s electorate.
NUTRITIONISTS have claimed eating two, four, six, or eight portions of fruit and vegetables every day is healthy, but eating one, three, five, or seven could be fatal.