ALEX Salmond has been wearing a tie covered in tiny Scottish flags for almost seven years, it has emerged.
CASTING has begun for an epic film about the traumatic life of a Scottish person in the early 21st Century.
EVERY team in the Premier League has given up trying to win the title after only four games.
THE whole of Monday is to feel deceptively like a Wednesday, forecasters have warned.
ESSEX is to be turned into a gigantic sewage outflow for the city of London.
THE Mermaid’s Head, a no-frills Wearside boozer that specialises in delivering a proper hiding, has been named the nation’s best fighting pub by The Guardian.
A FIVE-year-old beard has sought a divorce from his 28-year-old London-based owner.
THE SUN is to end its topless Page 3 feature because the UK’s supply of tits has been exhausted.
ORDINARY Americans have warned Scotland the momentous change it is being sold is total bullshit.