Single people forced to join families

UNMARRIED people are to be forced into strangers' family homes as long-lost aunts or uncles, the government has announced.

Food good for you

REGULARLY eating food protects against death, it has emerged.

So is casual racism not allowed either? asks UKIP

UKIP has asked for clarification on whether ‘casual racism’ is the same as ‘proper racism’.

Big Brother line-up becomes Celebrity Big Brother line-up

THE entire line-up of housemates from the just-completed series of Big Brother last night re-entered the house for Celebrity Big Brother.

Rail fares to increase by two inflations and a pay rise

RAIL fares will increase by inflation times two, plus the pathetic little pay rise you are probably not going to get anyway.

20,000 students to study something they’ve never heard of

A RECORD number of students are to study subjects they just found out existed.

Britons descend on Riyadh with average cars

HUNDREDS of Britons have made the traditional summer trip to Saudi Arabia to show off their average cars.

Assange's cultural references so 2012

WIKILEAKS founder Julian Assange has told reporters at the Ecuadorian embassy that he is unchained like Django and to call him maybe.

People with trust funds think it’s normal

TRUST fund recipients think it is normal to have large amounts of free money.