A GROUP of people kept in isolation for the last six months has guessed exactly why there are riots in the US town of Ferguson.
ANYTHING that makes you unhappy is a direct result of class war, it has been confirmed.
GRAND Designs host Kevin McCloud has launched a clinical, futuristic Christmas grotto for poncey families.
THE shattered glass walkway on Tower Bridge allows tourists to see London from the cracked perspective of a resident, it has been claimed.
THE UK's home workers have hit out at TV advertisers' assumption that they are compensation-obsessed lowlives.
THE gruelling and horrible chef lifestyle has prematurely aged contestants on BBC Two’s Masterchef: The Professionals.
BRITAIN'S hypochondriacs are delighted by claims that wi-fi could in some way harm their health.
UFOLOGISTS have been told to stop going on about Roswell and come up with an alien incident within the last 20 years.
WHITE van drivers are the fulcrum upon which the world turns, it has been confirmed.