CLASSY supermarket Waitrose has completely lost it after everyone took the piss with its free hot drinks.
A CAT has clawed its way out of a shallow grave and returned home to terrify its delighted owner.
GOING to school is largely a waste of time, according to experts.
A NEW crowdfunding website has been launched to help people who want free money for drugs.
AN idealistic young spammer has become increasingly disillusioned with his profession.
INCREASINGLY panicky sports editors have offered to stump up half the cost of any January football transfer deal.
BENEDICT Cumberbatch has been confirmed to play football pundit Alan Hansen in a forthcoming biopic.
THE new horror-themed trailer for EastEnders marks a permanent change of direction for the show, the BBC has announced.
SELF-STYLED African football fan Tom Logan has annoyed work colleagues by repeatedly making references to Equatorial Guinea.