ENGLAND has confessed to feeling just torn apart by Scotland’s failure to qualify for Euro 2016.
THE FIRST and second world wars would never have happened if both sides had been armed, according to Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson.
THE Daily Mail has taken delivery of an elaborate chocolate mosque accompanied by an angry note.
ARSENAL manager Arsene Wenger has not consumed solid food for over 45 years.
A CHILD has been told the only cure for her hamster's illness is to surgically remove it and replace it with a healthy one.
THE government is to build 200,000 second houses to help homeowners onto the buy-to-let ladder.
PRESIDENT Obama has apparently fled the White House after realising Rupert Murdoch has seen through his deception.
LIVERPOOL fans are demanding the dismissal of the man who has yet to be confirmed as the club’s new manager.
THE Privy Council has become a topic of conversation for the first time in almost 400 years.