THERE is no such thing as all-day drinking, it has emerged.
A BABY has been trying to remove itself from Facebook, it has emerged.
A STEAMY texting session has been ruined by a man’s familiarity with the subjunctive.
NIRVANA'S Nevermind album did not come out 25 years ago, everyone has agreed.
CONCERNS are growing after a divorced couple have been left alone together for the first time in over a decade.
THE hard kid from the park who always gets first pick of players has been tipped to replace Sam Allardyce.
Ask Holly: It's nearly October and I haven't seen any Christmas adverts, what the hell is wrong with people?
I DON'T need any toys, they are soooo 20th century.
DONALD Trump will be unveiled as England manager this Saturday, the FA has confirmed.
THE train is your house on rails where you can do whatever you like, according to many passengers.