PRINCESS Charlotte Elizabeth Diana was named after Prince Charles' greatest enemies, it has emerged.
THE biggest dickhead you grew up with is now claiming to be a mixed martial arts fighter.
DAVID Cameron has been spotted leaving the home of popular ribald comic Roy ‘Chubby’ Brown in the early hours of the morning.
YOU should be like this eerie 40s-style family, it has been confirmed.
A THREE-DAY weekend has reinvigorated workers’ resentment of the shit they have to do for money.
SOUTHERN trains has admitted its passengers are 'resilient bastards' who do not know when they are beaten.
WHEN Ed Miliband stumbled on his dismount from the Question Time podium last night, he threw away Labour's election hopes.
THE Microsoft website which tells you how old you look is thoroughly enjoying your horrified reaction.
LECHEROUS builders who wolf-whistle at women must now behave similarly towards men.