Business

THE managers of a £3.5m cannabis farm in rural Wales have been busted for being indiscreet. Where have you set up yours so the police will never suspect?

AFTER Black Friday and Cyber Monday, today sees the launch of a new retail event where prices are brought right back up to meet Q4 profit targets.

MEMBERS of the country’s proud travelling milkshake trading community are not looking forward to today’s budget announcements, they have confirmed.

COMPETITION watchdogs are to make vets publish price lists, because they along with these bastards have been getting away with it for far too long.

DESPITE rising petrol prices it remains the only item at motorway service stations an average family can reasonably afford.

THE brands we buy are a reflection of our identity so in purchasing these, you’re admitting you’re a credulous ponce who’ll pay over the odds for bullshit.

THE Bank of England, learning nothing from Boaty McBoatface, invited the public to send in ideas for a major redesign of banknotes. This is why they wish they hadn’t.