MONEY lender Wonga has replaced its menacing pensioner puppets with even more menacing dinner ladies.
HIPSTER entrepreneurs are planning to re-brand darts as ‘flechette’, leaked emails have revealed.
UNHAPPINESS is now punishable by death, under new laws funded by Coca-Cola.
SHOCKED Britons have found themselves at a point of 'supermarket compassion fatigue'.
STAFF on a training day were given a cruel flicker of hope when a PowerPoint presentation malfunctioned.
CHIMPANZEES are currently being trained up to take your job.
HSBC is to move its HQ from London and is considering an offer from the pirate king of Somalia.
LONDONERS are competing to plunge into quirky, independently-run holes in the pavement.