Business
Northern supermarkets to trial pesto
NORTHERN supermarkets are to start selling pesto, it has been revealed.
Boss demands team 'get granular' but won’t explain what it means
THE DIRECTOR of a mid-level marketing firm has demanded his team ‘get granular’ but won’t explain what that means.
We are WH Smith and we will never, ever close down
BECAUSE we are Britain, in all its overpriced, lukewarm, rundown former glory.
Trip to conference reveals colleagues are a bunch of freaks
A MAN who spent three days with colleagues outside their normal environment has discovered they are all completely insane.
Success based on knowing when to be a twat
WORKPLACE success is largely based on picking the right moment to be a twat, a new study has found.
Audi yet again voted top car by dentists and serial killers
DENTISTS and serial killers have named Audis their favourite car for the eleventh year running.
No gender pay gap for interns earning bugger all
THE government has hailed the lack of any gender pay gap for unpaid interns as a ‘triumph for equality’.
We always wondered if Facebook might be profoundly evil, say people who've been using it for years
FACEBOOK users always had a sneaking suspicion that it would one day destroy them, they have confirmed.