A NEW range of Barbies come in a variety of skin tones, body shapes and crippling self-esteem issues.
UK CONSUMERS could save £15.68 a year if they went to hugely time-consuming lengths to do so, it has been claimed.
PEOPLE with Mini Coopers are even worse than you had assumed, it has emerged.
PAINT maker Dulux has created a range inspired by the various types of tension that creep into relationships.
JOB interviewers are chatty and laugh at your jokes if they think you are time-wasting scum, it has emerged.
A CONNIVING office worker pretended he would rather crack on with more work than go home at five 'o' clock, it has emerged.
BANKERS, politicians and all the other people who caused 2008’s financial apocalypse agree that things are about to go tits up again.
HMRC AUDITORS have hailed a self-employed man’s tax return as a masterpiece of contemporary fiction.