HSBC is to move its HQ from London and is considering an offer from the pirate king of Somalia.
LONDONERS are competing to plunge into quirky, independently-run holes in the pavement.
SUPERMARKET shoppers have told Which? they are fully aware that they are being ripped off but still want to live.
A MOB with flaming torches has laid waste to Castle Wonga, home of the evil Count Wongula.
COCONUT chocolate bar Bounty is now available in a male version called Bounty Hunter.
PASSENGERS delayed at Gatwick Airport will be forced into slavery on a nearby oilfield.
SWORN adversaries Aldi and Waitrose need each other on some weird level, it has been claimed.
A WAITROSE within a mile of your home improves your wisdom, altruism and lovemaking by 12 per cent.