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We ask you: What should a merged Reform and Tory party be called?

RIGHT-WINGERS are calling for a merger between the Conservatives and Reform. But what could be the name of such an unholy union?

We don't remember making a sitcom called 'Hitler Was Right', says BBC

THE BBC has searched its archives but cannot find any trace of an offensive 1970s sitcom about how much better life would be if Hitler had won the war.

Prisoners released early to make Britain more exciting

Can you tell the difference between Reform and The Island Of Reject Tories?

EVERYBODY loves Reform, while everybody hates prominent Conservatives who lost their seats at the last election. But are there similarities between the two?

We're definitely not scrapping jury trials because you're idiots, says Labour

In the light of recent political developments, you are required to refocus your hatred on benefit claimants

DEAR angry patriots. We regret that certain unhelpful government polices mean that your rage and loathing must be recalibrated toward a new sector of society.

Minimum wage rise once again leaves rich with nothing

A PLANNED rise in the minimum wage will leave those earning £100,000 or more wondering why they even bother.

We must separate art from artist in singing of Nazi gas chamber songs, says Farage

Man barely knows anyone who hasn't fled Britain

AN average, ordinary working man has admitted that pretty much everyone on his estate has relocated abroad in fear of tomorrow’s budget.

Why casual racism is a fun and rewarding way for a boy to spend his time: an essay by Nigel Farage, aged 13-and-a-half

SOME boys like conkers. Others playing rugby or collecting stamps. But I believe that casual racism is a hobby which offers joy to every English schoolboy.