Politics
May jacking it in for job at Aldi
BREXIT is such a massive fuck up that Theresa May is quitting politics for a less stressful life working in Aldi.
Trump bringing bezzie mate Putin to UK
PRESIDENT Trump has invited Vladimir Putin to come with him to Britain when he visits next month because he “knew we wouldn’t mind”.
We can get through Brexit if we're high, says Hague
FORMER Tory leader William Hague believes that the UK can get through Brexit fine as long as it remains 'high as shit' throughout.
Universal Credit 'meant to be shit or people might use it'
THE Universal Credit system was always intended to be non-functional or people might use it to get money to live, the government has explained.
Brexit bill to be a terrible betrayal of someone
THE Brexit bill coming to the Commons this afternoon will definitely end up being a terrible betrayal of someone, MPs have agreed.
You don't need to secretly record me to hear me saying stupid shit, says Boris
BORIS Johnson has assured the public that he says ill-thought-out, inflammatory nonsense quite openly, so there is no need to secretly record him.
David Davis to use SAS skills in Brexit disagreement
DAVID Davis plans to halt publication of the government’s Brexit white paper by using his SAS experience to swing through a window on a rope.
Government announces crackdown on blaming police cuts for crime
THE government is to impose minimum 10-year sentences on anyone attempting to blame police cuts for rising crime, it has announced.
