Politics

Just tell me how much you want, says Reeves

RACHEL Reeves has asked Britain exactly how much money each of them wants to stop it.

Best thing to do when a colleague cries is to be an oblivious, unfeeling automaton, says Starmer

KEIR Starmer has shared his technique for dealing with emotional women or co-workers by ignoring them entirely and pretending it did not happen.

Labour MP kind of feels like he was voted into office to look after vulnerable?

A LABOUR rebel has admitted that he voted against the welfare bill because he always felt the party had more of a 'caring for the disabled' vibe.

The art of the U-turn, by Sir Keir Starmer

POLITICS is like any relationship – it’s about compromise. And a Machiavellian brain like mine can compromise any enemy into submission by abandoning his beliefs at every turn.

BBC, Glastonbury, and Starmer all must go after anti-IDF chant

THE British Broadcasting Corporation, Glastonbury Festival and Keir Starmer’s government must all be permanently dissolved because of what a punk band said.

'This is not a humiliation' says Starmer with cock and balls out

THE prime minister, standing at a podium in Downing Street with his trousers around his ankles and his genitalia fully visible, has denied he has been humiliated.

The last days of Starmer vs the last days of Hitler: Which is better?

POLITICAL commentators have begun to talk seriously about Keir Starmer being forced out. And there’s another leader who had a difficult, protracted downfall: Hitler. So how do they compare?