Politics
Public furious about having to find out who Maria Miller is
BRITONS are outraged about being forced to look up Maria Miller on the internet.
Culture secretary says she spent all the money on culture
CULTURE secretary Maria Miller has claimed the £1.2 million profit from her taxpayer-funded second home was spent on 'loads of culture'.
Britain backs Farage plan to move country to alternate universe
BRITAIN is backing Nigel Farage’s plan to send the country through a wormhole to an alternate universe where everything is perfect forever.
Ed Miliband to dress like Bootsy Collins
LABOUR leader Ed Miliband is to embrace his weird side by dressing like a member of 70s collective Funkadelic.
Osborne to get everyone a fancy job
GEORGE Osborne is to use his school and family connections to get everyone into easy, well-paid work.
Farage thinks about Putin while showering
NIGEL Farage has named Vladimir Putin as his favourite politician and revealed that he often thinks of him while showering.
Clegg and Farage both packing heat
NICK Clegg and Nigel Farage have both admitted that they will have firearms at tonight's televised debate on Europe.
G7 summit a lot more chilled
THE G7 summit of world leaders, held without Russia for the first time in 16 years, has been super relaxed.