Osborne's attempt to bond with builders ends with threat to have them all killed

GEORGE Osborne has threatened to ‘disappear’ everyone on a building site after they criticised his bricklaying technique.

Corbyn's friends ‘sick of being told what they don’t want to hear’

FRIENDS of Jeremy Corbyn wish he would just tell them they were right to leave their wives for girls half their age.

Corbyn and the Queen discover they are both into The Jam

ALL tensions between Jeremy Corbyn and the Queen have been resolved with the discovery they are both massive fans of The Jam.

Corbyn disrespects Tupac

JEREMY Corbyn has disrespected the late rapper Tupac Shakur, it has emerged.

Osborne perfects smirk

GEORGE Osborne has been hailed as the greatest smirker in history.

Tory MP manages to say ‘tampon’ without giggling

A CONSERVATIVE MP has been praised for saying the word ‘tampon’ without turning red and falling over.

House of Lords told to be either more, or possibly less, democratic

THE government has urged the House of Lords to act less democratically, or possibly more so.

Osborne confident poor families won’t notice losing £230 a month

THE chancellor is confident that poor families will not realise that cuts to tax credits have drastically reduced their income.