JEREMY Corbyn had admitted that Labour’s Copeland loss means they can no longer ignore the serious flaws of Britain’s electorate.
UKIP have responded to the Stoke by-election defeat by saying they do not need MPs because everyone does what they want anyway.
BRITAIN is waiting with bated breath for the verdict of the few people in Stoke and Copeland who can be arsed to vote, it has been confirmed.
PEOPLE who love starting fires and watching others run for their lives are the most upbeat about Brexit, it has emerged.
TONY Blair has opened his arms wide and announced his readiness to die for the sins of ignorant Brexit voters.
MPS have set up a decoy Labour party to keep Jeremy Corbyn harmlessly occupied while someone else takes over, they have revealed.
FREEDOM fighter John Bercow has announced plans to launch a revolution in Bolivia.
THE word 'Corbyn' has become a popular idiom for something that is utterly fucking useless.
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