Politics
Cameron announces tough sanctions against London
THE prime minister is to impose sanctions on Russia's wealthiest city, London.
Miliband to show Obama his 2000AD collection
ED Miliband is planning to show Barack Obama his collection of 2000AD comics, many with free gifts still on the cover.
The Mash guide to the cabinet reshuffle
IT’S the reshuffle everyone’s talking about, if you ignore the overwhelming majority of conversations.
Gove to spend days using internet in library
MICHAEL Gove is to spend his days in his local library, using the internet in a furtive manner.
Celebrities avoided giving cash to Tories
MILLIONAIRES who tried to avoid donating to the Conservative party are to be hit with punitive tax bills.
Cameron outside EU headquarters with protest signs
THE prime minister is marching around outside the European Parliament with hand-painted signs.
Lib Dem manifesto to be handwritten and left next to body
The Liberal Democrat party is writing a manifesto to be found on a coffee table beside its dangling corpse.
Blair unhinged, say lots of people who agreed with him at the time
TONY Blair is off his nut, according to people who thought the invasion of Iraq was a brilliant idea.