Politics

KEIR Starmer has performed one of his characteristic U-turns by walking back yesterday’s resignation, Downing Street has confirmed.

THE UK’s right-wing media is musing on their role in deposing a prime minister enjoying record unpopularity for a more popular and more left-wing one.

THE current churn rate of prime ministers means that you will be given a go in Downing Street before too long.

THE prime minister is standing at his Downing Street podium waiting to be told exactly what he did to deserve to be deposed, to shuffling silence.

THE bourgeois Southern regime has fallen. In its place stands the People's Democratic Republic of the North, under the leadership of Comrade Burnham. Here’s what to expect.

ANDY Burnham has celebrated his election win by quoting the grim words uttered by J Robert Oppenheimer.

THE British public has been warned if they continue to vote so irresponsibly Reform’s entire election-winning narrative could be at risk.