Society

ANDY Burnham is all about Manchesterism. And, what with living in Ardwick, so am I. Let me tell you how it works here on the ground.

SO bored you’re always Googling various historical mysteries at work, and leaping immediately to believe the most outlandish theory? You should not do that.

I WAS born in 1994, at the tail end of the shoegaze era. Am I especially unfortunate to be part of the whiniest generation in history?

TRAVELLING first-class by train offers the priceless experience of being far better than one’s fellow man, a passenger has discovered.

A CRIMINAL taking delivery of £2 million in cash from a heist in order to launder it is wondering if he can keep the bag or bags it comes in.

NOBODY but a resident or a Reform candidate dreaming of an MP’s salary would ever visit, but these two-stall market towns have Tourist Information Centres anyway. Why?

A LONDON resident told housing outside the capital is readily available for less than half a million pounds has dismissed it as a provincial hoax.

THE conductor of a train from London to Manchester has enjoyed his sixth climax of the day by telling passengers their tickets are invalid.

A PROPER traditional racist who bases his prejudice on skin colour is horrified by the rising tide of anti-Semitism.