Society

Search for roast lunch enters third county

A COUPLE'S quest to find a pub serving Sunday roasts has entered its third county without success.

Rail companies unveil women-only rip-offs

RAIL companies have devised an incomprehensible new fare structure, specially for women.

Sexual tension between male cyclists and taxi drivers reaching unbearable levels

TAXI drivers and men on bikes are almost at the point where they will stop disguising their lust as loathing.

Office pettiness ‘enjoyed by all’

BEING petty in the work place is the main reason people go to work in the morning.

London to adopt one in, one out policy

LONDON will only be able to let people in again once someone has left, officials have warned.

IDS unveils sinister island theme park

IAIN Duncan Smith has invited the first visitors to the island theme park based on his vision of the perfect society.

New school stuff pointless for crap children, say parents

BUYING expensive ‘back to school’ items for academically useless, un-sporty children is a futile gesture, according to parents.

Uncovered nipples on rampage of destruction

AN army of uncovered nipples is wreaking havoc across Britain.