Society

Aspirational parents discourage toddler from waving to binmen

A TWO-YEAR-OLD'S parents are discouraging him from thinking of binmen, postmen or men driving big diggers as role models.

Office beauty claimed with territorial bouquet

AN ATTRACTIVE woman has been marked as an alpha male’s property with a territorial Valentine’s bouquet.

Woman giving up religion for Lent

A WOMAN has pledged to abstain from Christianity for forty days, it has emerged.

PE teacher pretending to have read and understood Jane Eyre

SCHOOL staff shortages forced a PE teacher to pretend he’s read Jane Eyre, it has emerged.

Psychics still a thing

PSYCHICS are still in existence despite the fact it is 2016.

Men spend most of lives imagining they are manager of favourite football team with an unlimited budget

MEN spend around 60 per cent of their lives daydreaming about managing their favourite football team with unlimited money to spend on players, it has emerged.

Mum asking questions on Facebook like she's never heard of Google

A MUM is using Facebook to ask questions that would be easily answered with an internet search.

Businesswoman’s credibility undermined by partially faded nightclub stamp

A WOMAN’S otherwise convincing presentation has been undermined by the fading nightclub entry stamp on the back of her hand.