Society

THE cost of getting your car serviced depends on what garage staff think of the radio station you are tuned to, it has emerged.

THE Metropolitan Police have hailed footage showing them hiding their racist views for months as a massive step forward for the force.

LABOUR is set to raise the two-child benefit cap, meaning households can maximise state payouts by adding a third, fourth or fifth child. We weigh up the pros and cons.

THE cities of Britain are thronged with callow 18-year-olds having loud conversations while knowing f**k all. These are a few of the worst.

AS ALL non-Londoners and Donald Trump know, Sadiq Khan brought London under sharia law in 2016. One brave resident writes a diary of his daily oppression:

A WITHERING, up-and-down glance from another woman is more validating than any spoken compliment, women have confirmed.

A FORMER resident of Dubai who is now back in Britain doing badly is the toast of his friendship group, they have confirmed.

WHAT is the best university in the country? It’s largely as you’d expect, but we’ve thrown in a few wildcards to con upper middle class kids into spending three years on the Humber.

IT’S almost freshers' week, and as a parent you’ll want to ensure your child is suitably twattish as a student. Here’s how to give them the best start at uni. 

IT is fashionable to disparage British traditions, but who among us does not feel a swell of pride as a magnificent Royal carriage dating back to 1902 sweeps by containing a bloated orange pussy-grabber?