THE proprietor of a shop selling tasteful artisan gifts has realised it is all just so f*cking irrelevant.
A SHORTAGE of snow in the Alps has cheered up thousands who love to see the middle classes spend money on going to see some rocks.
PRIVATELY operated drones are a sign that society has lost its mind, experts have confirmed.
THE social stigma attached to daytime drinking sessions has been lifted for the festive season.
THE most popular men’s Christmas presents, including books, music and computer games, no longer exist as physical things.
A MAN is being unfairly expected to do the job he is paid to do, it has emerged.
MORON parents are to call their babies things like Poe and Kylo Ren, it has been confirmed.
ANYONE unlucky enough to have a birthday in the next month might as well not bother, research has shown.