Society

EXPOSURE to too many breasts is causing men to become bored and jaded with knockers, it has emerged. 

A MAN has cultivated an enigmatic cult of personality by dialling into a Zoom call with his mic and camera off, it has emerged.

HOMEOWNERS who previously purchased an awful house in a good area are moving up the property ladder by buying a good house in an awful area.

A WOMAN'S friend has once again infuriated her by providing useful advice instead of listening to her complaints in a supportive manner.

FOR years I’ve ignored the erosion of our civil liberties. CCTV on every building? Fine. Proscribing Palestine Action? Whatever. But now I realise our freedom is in grave danger if it’s becoming a major hassle to rub one out.

THE Civil Service has announced that internships will only be open to people from working-class backgrounds. Find out if you're salt of the earth enough to qualify with this quiz.

A MEDIOCRE-LOOKING man has qualified as attractive in the context of a bus, it has emerged.

A DEGREE doesn’t make you immune to life’s little mishaps. It means when they happen, you handle them with dignity, passive-aggression and Ocado bags in the footwell.

CHILDREN who are only taken on holidays in the UK have either done something terrible or are simply worthless, their parents have confirmed.