Society
THE King’s call for kindness is a pretext for asking everyone to lend him ten pounds, it has emerged.
A NEW survey shows Generation Z in the US and Europe are significantly less happy than older generations. How can we cheer them up?
AN upwardly-mobile man’s parents just love providing a contrast between his humble origins and what he has achieved in life.
MALCONTENTS often say they want their country back, but the question is: which one? There are plenty of Britains to choose from, if you don’t get bogged down in inconvenient reality.
A NOW quite worried Britain has requested everyone stop pissing about and explain what actually has happened to the Princess of Wales.
FINANCIAL handouts are entirely acceptable when middle-class parents earning up to £60,000 receive them, it has emerged.
COLIN Firth’s shirt from Pride and Prejudice has been auctioned for £25,000, which is a lot for a very predictable wank fantasy. Here are some more that are tediously socially acceptable.
JEREMY Hunt has instructed cash-strapped councils to stop spending money on diversity training. But has he considered the effect on people who love criticising them, ie. these twats?
THE smallest possible socially acceptable sum of money has been donated to a friend’s fundraiser, it has emerged.