Society

Writing 'Gareth is a bender' in the toilets: the terrorist acts you committed as a child, according to Labour

VANDALISM is now terrorism, according to the government’s rulings on Palestine Action, and you’re guilty. These are the atrocities you committed aged 12.

I can die without any nanny state assistance, thank you

THE nanny state’s latest idea? That its citizens are so helpless they need assistance even to die. Well, I can die perfectly well on my own, thank you very much.

Britain asked to believe its police are fervent anti-racists

THE British public has been invited to believe its police forces are so passionately opposed to racism in any form they willingly cover up crimes.

Dads struggling with return to normal life

DADS are struggling with normal life after 24 hours of unbridled Father's Day self-indulgence.

Plenty of affordable homes over here, say Britain's shitholes

THE UK’s least desirable towns and regions have a wealth of affordable housing just waiting for homeowners with low standards.

'He gets a free castle now': Sadistic things to tell gammons who hate Sadiq Khan

LONDON mayor Sadiq Khan has been knighted, prompting outrage from gammons. Since they’re utterly obsessed with him, here’s what to sadistically tell them…

Porn, and six other reasons world fertility rates are declining

WORLD fertility rates are declining across developed countries, and the universal availability of free internet pornography is to blame. Among other reasons.

Six guests you've invited to your wedding from sheer obligation

GETTING married? The list of twats you do not want to invite but must grows longer by the day. You will be paying £135 per head for these wankers.