Society

THEFT does not count as a crime if it involves a self-service checkout, a woman firmly believes.

HAVING remained a mystery for centuries, a new dictionary has translated the various grunts and noises used by teenagers. Start understanding them with these entries.

BEING forced to react to an engagement ring? Learn how to bury your honest opinion with this guide.

THE snooze button on a man's phone allows him to repeat the most torturous part of the day again and again, it has emerged.

A MAN who unknowingly used his partner's mango and passion fruit shower gel is utterly disgusted at how delightful he smells.

FATHERS have called for birthday cards that stereotype them as lazy, useless drunks to be classified as hate speech.

MANY activities you do now would have made you a social pariah in your parents’ day, especially in middle-age. So cherish your freedom to do these pretty mundane things.

A DONCASTER man who got a part-time job in a garage through his father’s friend Kevin has been labelled a ‘nepo baby’.

A MUM has become highly suspicious after receiving a correctly spelled and grammatically accurate email from her child’s nursery.

YOU’RE nostalgic for MacGyver and Eurythmics, so when Gen Z reminisces about The Hunger Games and The X Factor, it makes you feel like a wizened elder. Here’s what they’re looking back on.