Society

ENTERED a room? Concerned not everyone in it know you were born with coal in the bath and hatred of Thatcher in your heart? Let them know.

A MAN attending a reunion of his school class is shocked to see how badly all his former classmates have aged in the last 25 years.

THE Charity Commission admitted it is outside the scope of its enquiry, but that flying a centenarian long-haul while Covid was rampant was ‘some f**king bullshit.’

HANNAH Ingram-Moore has set up a charity to help innocent victims of buying Captain Tom cash-grab books filled with mawkish life lessons.

A MAN has told his wife he can no longer sustain an erection because of a prolonged period of driving below 20mph.

CHILDREN aren’t the only ones who have it tough, in fact us poor Millennials deserve your donations more. Here’s why.

THE shortlists are being made for three of the top posts in England. And once again, we see a numbing litany of unqualified men.

POLICE called to Le Creuset warehouse sale, a national shortage of Brie: the UK is threatened by owners of Cockapoos who may turn tastefully ugly. These are riots waiting to happen.