Environment

Dozens killed in beaver/otter turf war

VIOLENCE between beaver and otter gangs is spiralling out of control.

HS2 viable if Birmingham moved to Lake District

HS2 will deliver cost-effective journey time reductions if Birmingham is moved to Cumbria, experts have confirmed.

Solar power skeptics enjoy two glorious hours

OPPONENTS of solar power have been having an excellent morning.

It's Saturday now

THE brief period of darkness which has just passed across the UK counts as Friday night, meaning it is now Saturday and everyone can go home.

Britain told to stop doing things that require ‘wet wiping’

WHATEVER it is you are doing with a wet wipe needs to stop immediately, experts have warned.

Orville is UK's national bird

BRITAIN'S national bird is Orville, the ultimately unsuccessful duck.

Terminators to be released into Scottish highlands

CONSERVATIONISTS have defended controversial plans to release 300 terminators into the wilds of Scotland.

Suburban rats are loathsome social climbers

SO-CALLED ‘suburban’ rats are appalling bourgeois snobs, it has been claimed.