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Concern about climate change evaporates with falling temperature

A FALL in temperatures across the UK has been mirrored by a fall in concern about climate change, which is no longer the pressing issue it was on Thursday afternoon.

Total f**king bastard slept well last night

AN insufferable man has woken up feeling refreshed after getting a full eight hours of sleep last night.

You can tell your boss to f**k off if it hits 40C, and other little-known heatwave facts

EVERYONE knows the risks of a heatwave by now, but there are less well-known facts you should be aware of. Such as these.

Pets boil and explode: the traumatic heatwave events the media is gagging for

THE media absolutely loves unpleasantly hot weather with scary official warnings. Now we’re heading for record temperatures, here’s how they’d like to see the UK suffer.

Husband under delusion that hot, sweaty weather means sex

A MAN is convinced that unpleasantly hot weather means his wife will be up for steamy lovemaking sessions.

What to do if someone is having a non-heatwave conversation: An emergency guide

RIGHT now, everyone should be talking about the heatwave to the exclusion of all other topics. Here’s how to intervene quickly and safely if anything else is discussed.