Environment
Rest of country demands unbearable London heat be livestreamed
THE rest of the UK has requested that today’s 33ºC heat in London be viewable on a livestream for their entertainment and pleasure.
Five things you can't reasonably be expected to do in this heat
TODAY is set to be one of the hottest June days on record. Consequently nobody can realistically task you with any of these...
We ask you: why are you illegally releasing beavers into the wild?
BRITAIN is alive with happy families surreptitiously releasing beavers into the wild for kicks. Why have you joined the latest craze?
My plans to dim the sun not sounding so evil now, eh? says Ed Miliband
ED Miliband suspects you are all on board with his previously much-criticised sun-dimming technology now.
Man quietly slips into supermarket chiller cabinet
A MAN struggling with the heat has silently crept into a supermarket chiller cabinet and will remain there until next week.
Nice weather to be described by the papers as a 'sun nuke'
THE nation’s media has settled on ‘sun nuke’ as the phrase of choice to describe the pleasant weather approaching this week.
