International

I’m making it up as I go along, says Pope

POPE Francis has admitted he is improvising, all the time.

‘Kite boys’ still default choice for poignant Afghanistan image

PICTURES of kids flying kites really sum up what is happening in Afghanistan, according to editors.

Cameron urges Britons to steal from European hotels

DAVID Cameron has told British tourists to recoup the UK’s £2 billion EU surcharge by stealing things from continental hotels.

Argentine Top Gear leaves trail of destruction

ARGENTINIAN motoring show Marcha Mas has left outrage in its wake on a trip to the UK.

EU threatens to send expatriate grandparents home

THE EU has threatened to send your elderly expat relatives home to live with you.

Kim Jong-un 'was injured juggling skyscrapers'

NORTH Korea has confirmed that its Supreme Leader suffered a minor foot injury after dropping an 88-storey building.

French deride John Lewis for treating customers like humans

FRANCE has hit back at John Lewis, claiming the store treats its customers as if they have rights and feelings.

Insane Pope babbling about angels

POPE Francis is under medical supervision after claiming he is in contact with angels.