International

Kim Jong-un 'was injured juggling skyscrapers'

NORTH Korea has confirmed that its Supreme Leader suffered a minor foot injury after dropping an 88-storey building.

French deride John Lewis for treating customers like humans

FRANCE has hit back at John Lewis, claiming the store treats its customers as if they have rights and feelings.

Insane Pope babbling about angels

POPE Francis is under medical supervision after claiming he is in contact with angels.

Hong Kong protesters display refreshing lack of dreadlocks

PRO-DEMOCRACY protesters in Hong Kong have been praised for having normal hair and not wearing stupid clown costumes.

EU popular when humiliating America

PUBLIC support for the European Union peaks when it is lording it over the USA, it has emerged.

Salmond offered Syria

ALEX Salmond has been asked if he would like to run Syria for a bit.

Scotland to be covered in tinfoil

SCOTLAND is to be covered by a massive tinfoil tent because of the mind reading space lasers.

England demands English votes for French laws

ENGLISH voters have demanded the right to sort out the French once and for all.