THE White House has confirmed that President Donald Trump is on glue.
DONALD Trump’s closest adviser is a small boy who is the biggest bullshitter in his school, it has emerged.
A DESPERATE, blithering fuck-up has demanded the media accurately report how unbelievably fantastic it is.
PEOPLE looking for a new leader of the western world are eyeing up Justin Trudeau and Angela Merkel and dismissing Theresa May without a second thought.
DONALD Trump has been asking his aides who Richard Nixon is and why he is famous.
FIRED Trump adviser General Michael Flynn has put on his fur hat, taken a final shot of vodka and wished his White House comrades do svidanya.
PRESIDENT Trump has demanded that a Super Double Caps Lock be created to better convey the force of his feelings on Twitter.
TRUMP advisor Steve Bannon begins his day by invoking powers of ancient evil, it has emerged.