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PRESIDENT Trump’s incoherent economic policies look set to plunge the US, and the world, into recession. Here’s how to laugh at that.

UKRAINE is not as good at waging war now it is not allowed missiles or to know where the targets are, the US has mocked.

PRESIDENT Trump has edged higher on his dickometer than Elon Musk has reached on his twatcounter, for the morning at least.

THE US will sign a deal with Zelensky if he agrees to appear on a popular US daytime show for a comprehensive makeover.

KEIR Starmer is obviously the bottom in the bromance he has struck up with Donald Trump, experts believe.

THE quote on the Statue of Liberty has been amended to reflect those who are now welcomed to the US.

TRUMP is exactly the sort of dick to use pathetic psychological tricks to establish his dominance. So what alpha male bullshit will he be trying with Starmer?

THE AI-generated video of Gaza that Trump shared yesterday was a terrifying glimpse into his mad brain the world was totally unprepared for.

PRESIDENT Trump has settled on a deal that will see Ukraine freed from the scourge of lithium that has blighted the country for too long.