Science & Technology
SEARCH engine Google has been abandoned by users unable to decipher its new logo.
A GRANDMOTHER has revealed she much prefers spending time with her iPad than with her two grandchildren.
THE FATE of Syrian families forced to leave their homes has persuaded a man to opt out of further emails.
A LYING bastard of a phone claimed it had at least 12 percent battery life left before dying two minutes later.
A NEW Tinder-style phone app is helping people find compatible daytime drinking partners.
A SCI-FI buff and avid gamer is eagerly anticipating life in a wretched, post-apocalyptic wasteland.
HACKERS have rendered the Mumsnet website unreadable by swamping it with self-absorbed drivel about children.
MEN are pathetic beyond all comprehension, it has been confirmed.