Science & Technology
POLICE have set up an avatar unit to tackle crime in online role-playing games.
MICROSOFT'S Xbox One heralds the dawn of a new era in sitting on your fat lazy backside.
RECORD levels of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere have been dismissed by people who do not believe the gas exists.
EASYGOING slow computers don't get why everyone is swearing at them.
GOOGLE'S computer glasses immerse the wearer in the fantasy world of 90s kids TV show Knightmare, it has emerged.
ANNOYING bastards are going to be constantly pestering you, thanks to electronic things.
BRITISH scientists are offering a free pint of lager to anyone who can eat a plateful of the Earth's core.
BRAINS belonging to members of UKIP have been hacked causing them to go mental.