Science & Technology

Google rendered unusable after font change

SEARCH engine Google has been abandoned by users unable to decipher its new logo.

Grandmother prefers iPad to grandchildren

A GRANDMOTHER has revealed she much prefers spending time with her iPad than with her two grandchildren.

Heart-rending tale of human suffering prompts man to unsubscribe

THE FATE of Syrian families forced to leave their homes has persuaded a man to opt out of further emails.

Lying bastard phone said it had 12 percent battery left

A LYING bastard of a phone claimed it had at least 12 percent battery life left before dying two minutes later.

New app to help you find daytime drinking buddies

A NEW Tinder-style phone app is helping people find compatible daytime drinking partners.

Sci-fi buff looking forward to post-apocalyptic wasteland

A SCI-FI buff and avid gamer is eagerly anticipating life in a wretched, post-apocalyptic wasteland.

Mumsnet hacked with tedious parenting crap

HACKERS have rendered the Mumsnet website unreadable by swamping it with self-absorbed drivel about children.

Men pathetic

MEN are pathetic beyond all comprehension, it has been confirmed.