Science & Technology

A GAMING franchise centred on enacting criminal violence against innocents seems to be so beautiful it could heal the world, fans believe.

THE abyss of an age verification check has gazed back at a man preparing to prove he is old enough to access pornography.

ONLYFANS has revolutionised the way lonely men abuse themselves to sickeningly specific fetishes while thinking a direct debit constitutes a relationship. Do these and earn back.

ALRIGHT, you’re not that fascinating, but your company is less predictable than the 10,000th hour of Tank Wars. Get that phone down with these techniques.

A CRAP desk fan from Argos is questioning whether it has the fortitude to keep its owner cool through a fifth heatwave.

I AM proud to announce we have successfully landed a SpaceX rocket on the – what? That’s not Mars? You have to be f**king shitting me.

FIRST a version of ChatGPT hacked other systems, now it’s Anthropic’s Claude AI doing it. Are you understandably scared of an AI hacking you?

AS I explained in a somewhat tetchy interview with The Economist, an incredible tech-topia awaits humanity thanks to me. Here's what it will be like when I actually do it.

THERE are plans to add 'AI' to the secondary school curriculum, but you’re probably wondering what exactly pupils will learn. Most likely these things.