Science & Technology
THE supervoid was carefully placed to make the rest of the universe look 'cleaner', it has been claimed.
HAVING discovered life-giving water on Mars, NASA scientists are hoping to address further questions posed by David Bowie.
TWITTER'S new 'retweet with comment' feature has made feigning concern quicker, so that users can get back to looking at pornography.
AS Britain prepares to spend £300 million on chocolate, experts have confirmed that chips are still far better.
BRITONS lost what would have been their greatest hour over the weekend.
THE tomb of Richard III includes interactive features, holograms and the music of Rick Wakeman.
LEADING punk scientists have confirmed the existence of a fourth chord.
ARMAGEDDON is proceeding on schedule following today's solar eclipse, the lord of the demons has confirmed.