Science & Technology

Old version of Facebook was 'like using a ZX Spectrum'

THE old version of Facebook was like something you might have played on a ZX Spectrum computer, it has been claimed.

All-day drinking proved to be impossible

THERE is no such thing as all-day drinking, it has emerged.

Windows 10 condemned by Amnesty International

WINDOWS 10 has been condemned by Amnesty International as cruel and inhumane.

Nobody sure why status updates shouting at them

NO-ONE is sure why status updates on Facebook are now shouting at them.

Grandma watches looping video on Mail Online for seven hours

A GRANDMOTHER has been watching a 16-second video loop on the front page of Mail Online for almost seven hours, her family has discovered.

Apple reveals iPhone 7 headphones to be inserted anally

THE ‘headphones’ for the new iPhone are designed to be worn inside the rectum, Apple has confirmed.

Black pudding and haggis hybrid escapes from high security butchers

A THING that is both black pudding and haggis has escaped from a high security butcher’s shop.

Owner of outdated iPhone already in physical pain

THE owner of an iPhone 6s is already feeling shame, humiliation and actual physical pain every time he attempts to use it.