Science & Technology

SCIENTISTS are no closer to developing a smoke alarm capable of discerning between toasting bread and a raging fire, they have admitted.

DO you begrudge mothers a quick glance at Instagram while their small children are happily occupied or are you not a judgemental twat?

A PROLONGED and gruelling era of interpersonal conflict is to end as Elon Musk buys and dooms Twitter. This is its history.

YOUR parents have taken the plunge and bought a new smart TV. Within days it’s f**ked, and they want you to sort it out. Here’s how:

IN the old days, a phone call was a pleasant diversion, but now you’re actively afraid of answering. Here’s how to handle it.

NASA’S Dart probe has crashed into and killed the first emerging specimen of alien life, it has been confirmed.

A DAD has finally responded to a message sent several years ago, it has emerged.

WANT to cheat on your partner but don’t like getting grief for it? Science is your friend. Here are some great pseudo-scientific excuses for shitty male behaviour.

A PENSIONER couple have moved their smart energy meter to the coffee table and sit watching it all day, they have confirmed.

IS the whole country as one, brought together by grief for our monarch no matter what your political persuasion, or have you seen social media?