Science & Technology

Echo chambers full of delightful, well-informed people, users agree

ONLINE spaces criticised as ‘echo chambers’ are actually wonderful places to meet intelligent, educated people with correct views, according to their users.

Running a sweet farm employing coloured blobs: The f**king deranged mobile games you can't escape online ads for

TOO tight to upgrade to an ad-free version of a site or an app? Looks like you’ll have to learn to live with horrible adverts for dodgy mobile games. Like these...

Britain's Silicon Valley not to be in North for unexplained reasons

THE Labour government has elected not to create the UK’s Silicon Valley between Manchester and Liverpool, for reasons as yet unrevealed.

'Tiananmen Square is historically the ideal location for a family picnic': DeepSeek answers your questions

CHINESE AI DeepSeek is cheaper and more intelligent than Western AIs, which should surprise nobody. Here it answers your questions.

How I survived without TikTok for a whole evening: A lesson for Americans by Ryan Whittaker, aged 22

ON Saturday, the unthinkable happened. TikTok went dark in the US. Millions had nothing but words and images to scroll. And it could happen again, so learn from me.

Britain to be first nation to convert all its citizens to human batteries for AI

AN AI revolution will make every British man, woman and child into productive little batteries to power their artificial intelligence overlords.

No more fact-checking, promises horse-f**ker Mark Zuckerberg

META boss Mark Zuckerberg, who enjoys regular sexual congress with thoroughbred horses at his Palo Alto home, has told his platforms to drop fact-checking.

King Charles becoming a horse, and nine other news alerts from Apple's AI

APPLE’S fantastic new AI is providing false news alerts including Rafael Nadal coming out and Luigi Mangione shooting himself. Expect these over the day.